FabSwingers.com forum: Can anyone top my Stupidity ??

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

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over a year ago

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

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postie will be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early Christmas bonus for postie, you're so thoughtful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you out your cock in the postbox and get stuck? Thats why I try to not fab and work at the sametime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's going be tough to top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do thinks like that. Spoon in the bin when throwing away yoghurt pots and tea bags is my usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not got out of bed so I’ve still plenty of time to do something stupid x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Early Christmas bonus for postie, you're so thoughtful.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh dear.

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Luckily I can see the post box from my shop window so I'm keeping a beady eye out for him . No idea if I'll get it back . If I don't it comes outta my wages grrrrrr

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"That's going be tough to top

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Yes I thought so too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I always do thinks like that. Spoon in the bin when throwing away yoghurt pots and tea bags is my usual"

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

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I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching my husband out on a Sky Monday Night Football match still makes me laugh.. He was suppose to be on a diet but the camera panned right in on him scoffing a pie

Busted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww silly slim I hope the postie brings it back but remember it could of been worse it could of been a 20 xx

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

How did that even happen ?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I put salt in sted of Shooger in a drink 1ce

Both pots wos labelled with just (S) lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x"

Apologies, I started singing then!

I've thrown the wrong thing away a couple of times and ended up putting a few £10 notes through the washer having left them in jacket or jeans pockets...

Sillius soddus I am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Aww silly slim I hope the postie brings it back but remember it could of been worse it could of been a 20 xx"
Well there is that I guess lol x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x"
I'm watching post box all morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x"
It needs to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

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How the Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

How the Fuck

??"

It's a long story.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

How the Fuck

It's a long story.

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Ok..I shouldn't laugh but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww silly slim I hope the postie brings it back but remember it could of been worse it could of been a 20 xx Well there is that I guess lol x"

See silver linings

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

Thanks op - for making me grin this morning!

Hope you get the tenner back though!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

How the Fuck

It's a long story.

Yeah - you’d be pretty long if you got run over by a tractor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

How the Fuck

It's a long story.

Ok..I shouldn't laugh but

It wasn't exactly funny at the time.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Catching my husband out on a Sky Monday Night Football match still makes me laugh.. He was suppose to be on a diet but the camera panned right in on him scoffing a pie

Busted!!

Camera never lies

so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x I'm watching post box all morning

It'll say what time collection is. Return a little before it and wait for postman on collection run.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

Thanks op - for making me grin this morning!

Hope you get the tenner back though!

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My pleasure lol.. I love other people enjoying me being a fucktard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pop a note in the postbox explaining! At least you'll know you tried x I'm watching post box all morning

It'll say what time collection is. Return a little before it and wait for postman on collection run."
Already scouted the box and I'll be there don't you worry !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got run over by a tractor i was driving.

How the Fuck

It's a long story.

Yeah - you’d be pretty long if you got run over by a tractor!

I was left feeling a little flat, thank you for your sympathy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain OP as I've done exactly the same

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel your pain OP as I've done exactly the same"
Yay. I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain OP as I've done exactly the same Yay. I'm not the only one

so chin up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I feel your pain OP as I've done exactly the same Yay. I'm not the only one

so chin up

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I feel better about myself now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel your pain OP as I've done exactly the same Yay. I'm not the only one

so chin up

I feel better about myself now

glad to hear it

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Hmm your stories remind me of one of my own moments of madness.

In a furious hurry I pulled the self locking front door behind myself and then realised that the key attached to the thin lanyard, tied to me was the other side of the door. So, I locked myself out of my home and

tied myself to it at the same moment.

How I laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like something I'd do slim!

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I once lost my glasses,ended up being a hour late for work,wound up to the hilt and place trashed. All that then realised they were on top of my head. Numpty Numpty Numpty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told a girl I like her....

Not the brightest thing I ever did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!

It was a note and not coins wasn't it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Sounds like something I'd do slim!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!

It was a note and not coins wasn't it

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Haha yes it was a note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you run a hose from your shop? Fill the post box with water and the tenor should float to the top and back out through the slot... sorted!

It was a note and not coins wasn't it

Love your thinking...

Wonder how long it take before the SWAT team arrive

having been alerted that some terrorist is have a go at the 'Royal Mail' ...lol

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

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"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either "

I used to work in a hotel and plenty of people would do this and end up naked and locked out outside the room. They would come down to reception very embarrassed.

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By *bhbiloverMan
over a year ago

CHESTERFIELD

"Doh! Never mind, the day can only get better x

Apologies, I started singing then!

I've thrown the wrong thing away a couple of times and ended up putting a few £10 notes through the washer having left them in jacket or jeans pockets...

Sillius soddus I am

I did that too .... the new plastic notes cane out dry and beautifully shiny .... is this money laundering proper!?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

Drinks on you then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

)

Drinks on you then

xx"
It's my bosses not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

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Drinks on you then

xx It's my bosses not mine

Oh well cant say I didn't try xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

I used to work in a hotel and plenty of people would do this and end up naked and locked out outside the room. They would come down to reception very embarrassed.

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glad I'm not the only 1 to do this then makes me feel soo much better

can't take away the embarrassment tho hahaha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

)

Drinks on you then

xx It's my bosses not mine

Oh well cant say I didn't try xx"
Worth a shot Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

)

Drinks on you then

xx It's my bosses not mine

Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat

Shots work well xx

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I do love a happy ending

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

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Drinks on you then

xx It's my bosses not mine

Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat

Shots work well xx"
Haha you got me there lol x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I do love a happy ending

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And we all lived happily ever after .

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over a year ago

"Just to let you all know I got the tenner back lol. Wonderfully understanding postwoman ( and actually quite fit too

)

Drinks on you then

xx It's my bosses not mine

Oh well cant say I didn't try xx Worth a shot Kat

Shots work well xx Haha you got me there lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My claim to stupidity is this...

Was in my former FWB,s car when we passed a group of wind turbines, he explained to me how they worked.

About half an hour further down the road we passed some more, I said to him " Are those the same ones we passed just now"

As soon as it came out of my mouth.I realized how stupid I was, the amused look on his face was priceless XXX

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"My claim to stupidity is this...

Was in my former FWB,s car when we passed a group of wind turbines, he explained to me how they worked.

About half an hour further down the road we passed some more, I said to him " Are those the same ones we passed just now"

As soon as it came out of my mouth.I realized how stupid I was, the amused look on his face was priceless XXX"
I gotta say this wins

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

Hahaha Oh shit!!! Oh but I could do something like that, my brain is so fucked nowadays lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too long a story to post in full but it involved dropping my keys down the drain outside my back door and doing the same with the spare set the very next day. If I'd tried to do this I couldn't have. Very stupid....and costly!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

The number of times I’ve seen my car keys slide off the McDonald’s tray with the trash into the bin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you catch the postie?

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I went to the wrong airport and tried to get on the wrong plane

SSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the wrong airport and tried to get on the wrong plane

SSS "

That's ok. One of my old flying colleagues landed at the wrong airport. You'll meet the right one eventually..

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I turned up at the wrong hosoutal for an appointment.....i should of read the lettee better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no - today i have been quite normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46% of the voting population of USA.

Now that's what I call stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no. Sounds like something I would do.

I was driving the company car and had arranged to meet my boss in a car park with a barrier, it was icy and nothing happened as I touched the brake. The car slid into the barrier, ooops

My boss saw ne checking the car, asked what was wrong? - 'did you not see me crash into the barrier?"

She burst out laughing

Glad she could see the funny side, because I was less than amused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can relate something I'd do, the weekend I was at a family party had to stay over night in a hotel, I only went sleep walking in my boxers and t-shirt, as soon as the door slammed shut I woke up sooo embarrassing it's not the first time either "

Did the same thing in a hotel, but I sleep naked. Stood there for a while before brazening it out and walking naked to reception to ask them to let me back in the room.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Did you catch the postie? "
Yes and got my tenner back

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Did you catch the postie? Yes and got my tenner back

Awesome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Did you catch the postie? Yes and got my tenner back

Awesome"
Cheers

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

So, who does the postman deliver it to? The Queen or Jane Austen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

I can ...I was going to the shop with a £20 had to post a letter on the way guess what!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My boss gave me a letter to post this morning and a £10 note to get a few bits from the shop . So I'm walking to the post box with one in each hand . I think you can guess the rest

I can ...I was going to the shop with a £20 had to post a letter on the way guess what! "
Haha I'm not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you catch the postie? Yes and got my tenner back

Hurrah

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