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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do the male half of the couples always pretend they’re the female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you send them naked photos and talk about sex. They have a wank over you.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses


"So you send them naked photos and talk about sex. They have a wank over you. "

That'll do it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why do the male half of the couples always pretend they’re the female "

They don't. My partner never pretends to be me and most men who message assume they're talking to me the female.

Don't tar everyone with the same brush and always assume that if the talk turns straight to sex it's a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw you're talking to the wrong couples OP ... I don't even think my hubster could pull it off, he sounds like a bloke even in messages, usually because he can't help mentioning football

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't come across men pretending to have a female, in my experience it's been men pretending they are going to play as a couple when the female is no longer playing.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why do the male half of the couples always pretend they’re the female "

The closest I've ever got to pretending to be female was playing a gig at a Rocky Horror party...

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Jack doesn't lol

If they wanna chat dirty and be graphic,it won't be the lady most of the time.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw you're talking to the wrong couples OP ... I don't even think my hubster could pull it off, he sounds like a bloke even in messages, usually because he can't help mentioning football

Mrs x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont ever "pretend" to be a female

But let m give an example of a message we often get from single guys to our couples profile.

"Wow great pics .would love you to suck my cock"

They have havent read our profile

Dont address us as a couple.

They assume they are talking to a female.. which is all they want. ..in which case why message a couple in the first place. ALSO why not introduce yourself to both of the couple if you want to play with a couple and the dumbest one

Why on earth would you assume which part of a couple your talking too ..of course its because they havent looked at profile and dont even realise its a couple profile.

so i play a game.

I answer what ever they have said in a like for like way. As gender neutral reply as i can.

I dont lead the convo to sex they do that by themselves cos they are so over excites to get a reply.

Even then they dont read the profile though.

And i keep answering and asking to see how long it takes them to figure out i am a man

Usually its when they suggest something i cant do.. like take 2 of their mates in my other holes.

Then tell him that i dont have 3 i only have 2

Then i ask why he thought it was ok to message a couple, assume they were talking the female.totally ignore that they are in a relationship and will be playing together send messsage that went immediatley to sex betweem just him and that female and not inclusive of both partners.

Usually they send a shitty message but by then we have blocked them cos they are dickheads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the male half of the couples always pretend they’re the female "

Lol was telling someone this today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband has a very fucked up sense of humour

Oh well, back to the ironing

Wish a real man would come rescue me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have a lot of fun when I'm reading Cute's replies to some guys. When they don't specify in their message who they mean, for example:,,your ass looks great", Cute will thank them or say it's not too shabby and put C at the end so they know it's from him and that's when guys start explaining they meant me and not him love it

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you send them naked photos and talk about sex. They have a wank over you. "
Have never pretended to be my wife just to get a pic there are millions of pics on the internet why bother messing around like that.

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over a year ago

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