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Ha ha I just got the most unusual random request!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was yours

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It wasn’t that random apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't possibly say "
whisper

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You first OP.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I would be his Disney princess and sing songs from the classics while he goes down on me.

I shit you not.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone asked if I'd watch him shave his cock and balls on cam, then he would cum in a glass and drink it.

Probably not that weird for fab.

I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was yours op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I fuck her straight husband then cum in her mouth while he licks my balls and ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op lead by example.. mine was from a lady who was 200 miles away and lived on the same road as her ex and she said if I drive to her she will let me pee in her mouth and face.. guess what did I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one ask if I’d be up for dressing in her husbands clothes and fucking her. She wanted a dirty version of her husband lol. I declined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone just asked me to pour him a drink while he's in the shower. Yeah like that's gonna happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me how I was FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was yours "

Come on spill the beans... What was yours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op lead by example.. mine was from a lady who was 200 miles away and lived on the same road as her ex and she said if I drive to her she will let me pee in her mouth and face.. guess what did I do? "

Drove further and came to mine instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op lead by example.. mine was from a lady who was 200 miles away and lived on the same road as her ex and she said if I drive to her she will let me pee in her mouth and face.. guess what did I do?

Drove further and came to mine instead? "

I went to local KFC and enjoyed my self.. you are super sweet.. go KFC with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me how I was FFS!

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How r u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op lead by example.. mine was from a lady who was 200 miles away and lived on the same road as her ex and she said if I drive to her she will let me pee in her mouth and face.. guess what did I do?

Drove further and came to mine instead?

I went to local KFC and enjoyed my self.. you are super sweet.. go KFC with me? "

I LOVE KFC. I’d happily go with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone asked me too book a nice hotel . Then i could come in the room . wank over his wifes tits then leave . LEAVE ??? its my fooking room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone asked me too book a nice hotel . Then i could come in the room . wank over his wifes tits then leave . LEAVE ??? its my fooking room "

You declined then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone just asked me to pour him a drink while he's in the shower. Yeah like that's gonna happen!"

Some people are just sick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone asked me too book a nice hotel . Then i could come in the room . wank over his wifes tits then leave . LEAVE ??? its my fooking room

You declined then? "
Nah i went and slept in the spare bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op lead by example.. mine was from a lady who was 200 miles away and lived on the same road as her ex and she said if I drive to her she will let me pee in her mouth and face.. guess what did I do?

Drove further and came to mine instead?

I went to local KFC and enjoyed my self.. you are super sweet.. go KFC with me?

I LOVE KFC. I’d happily go with you "

That's it, I'm off the market everybody

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Some guy messaged me and wanted to know that when sat on the loo do I have my trousers around my knees or around my ankles.

What’s that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone asked me too book a nice hotel . Then i could come in the room . wank over his wifes tits then leave . LEAVE ??? its my fooking room "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man messaged and asked my Mr if he had permission to get my name tattooed on his coin, with photos to prove it...we declined the offer ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man messaged and asked my Mr if he had permission to get my name tattooed on his coin, with photos to prove it...we declined the offer ha "

Would've made a good memory and nothing to loose really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me to meet them wearing a big coat covering black lingerie with suspenders and stockings with seams and heels. I was to drive to a location, get out the car, walk over to his car when he would look out his window whilst he was wanking, get me to remove my coat, turn around, bend over so he could take a pic of my ass, then leave.

Very specific!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

And did you?

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By *oukevCouple
over a year ago

Lancaster

We were asked to be a guys strict aunt and uncle and punish him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't possibly say "

Show us by the medium of dance.

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

Could i wank into a white sports soke and post it to her !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could i wank into a white sports soke and post it to her !"

Guess it would be soke!

Or is that sock? Or soaked?...

I'd hate to be the postman delivering that day

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By *ew sensationMan
over a year ago

widnes

My bad . . Sock , and she wanted a certain brand !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles "

Seiously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked if I'd watch him shave his cock and balls on cam, then he would cum in a glass and drink it.

Probably not that weird for fab.

I declined "

I thought that this would remain a special memory between us, #sigh#

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seiously? That's the best pick up line I've heard "

TBH I thought it was a creative message Or pick up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seiously? That's the best pick up line I've heard "

I'm sure you can think of better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seiously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better. "

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seriously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better.

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van "

Oh, Honey Bunny, if you learn to play pat-a-cake, I'll bake you a carrot cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seriously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better.

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van

Oh, Honey Bunny, if you learn to play pat-a-cake, I'll bake you a carrot cake. "

It's either cheesecake or this Van is leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seriously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better.

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van

Oh, Honey Bunny, if you learn to play pat-a-cake, I'll bake you a carrot cake.

It's either cheesecake or this Van is leaving "

Byeeee

(because you didn't get the reference, I'm not bad i'm just drawn this way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seriously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better.

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van

Oh, Honey Bunny, if you learn to play pat-a-cake, I'll bake you a carrot cake.

It's either cheesecake or this Van is leaving

Byeeee

(because you didn't get the reference, I'm not bad i'm just drawn this way) "

I googled it but it saud something about children clapping game? Culutural difference I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a chap request I dress as Wilma Flintstone, so he could make my Bedrock.

I declined, but I might do the pic for my profile, just for giggles

Seriously? That's the best pick up line I've heard

I'm sure you can think of better.

Can you dress as Daphne and I'll take you to my Mystery Van

Oh, Honey Bunny, if you learn to play pat-a-cake, I'll bake you a carrot cake.

It's either cheesecake or this Van is leaving

Byeeee

(because you didn't get the reference, I'm not bad I'm just drawn this way)

I googled it but it saud something about children clapping game? Culutural difference I guess "

Try googling Jessica Rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I consider leaving my used knickers in a shopping bag for someone to find.

Ermmmmmmmm nooooo not ever and f*ck off you sick idiot x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

One Couple invited me over to theirs but en route, I'd to call in at their local Tesco's and buy their weekly shopping (from the list they were going to email me).

But when I nicely queried about being reimbursed, they said, "you want to play with us? You buy our shopping! But if any one item is wrong, you walk away without any playing! We keep the shopping anyway!"

At that point, I declined and turned the car round and went home.

Another couple, on arrival at theirs said play would only occur once I paid their Car Tax & Insurance which was due soon!

I declined. I heard a month later they tried the same stunt on another guy. They're still on here 4 years on but are they still up to these tricks? Oh, they blocked me when I declined.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"One Couple invited me over to theirs but en route, I'd to call in at their local Tesco's and buy their weekly shopping (from the list they were going to email me).

But when I nicely queried about being reimbursed, they said, "you want to play with us? You buy our shopping! But if any one item is wrong, you walk away without any playing! We keep the shopping anyway!"

At that point, I declined and turned the car round and went home."

At that point ? So it was the risk of getting an item wrong that killed it for you ?

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