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Ooh that's a good idea naughtylad so who would fuck me ? Lol :) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well? Pmsl xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

might be tempted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Yeah, but deffo no tongues lol xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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With what?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

tempt me tempt me

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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tempt me tempt me "

Oi, thought you were Ill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020 "

What date he told you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao I wanted to get a bit of confidence and advice so I put it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020 "

I have lol but I could make an exception fa 2020 xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

only if i can have the pretty half too

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

i wish i was gay or bi... girls are hard work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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tempt me tempt me

Oi, thought you were Ill?"

Man flu xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Lmao I wanted to get a bit of confidence and advice so I put it "

welcome to the forums...i only fuck single men in clubs...but if i ever see u clubbing

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"

tempt me tempt me

Oi, thought you were Ill?

Man flu xx "

god help ya when ya get woman flu then

Wolf

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

tempt me tempt me

Oi, thought you were Ill?

Man flu xx "

now dont be silly, i canny get man flu so how you gonna tempt me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

tempt me tempt me

Oi, thought you were Ill?

Man flu xx "

Aye, so ill wi man flu you've been in the pub!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only if i can have the pretty half too "

Ya can sort that yaself pmsl xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020 "

Lucky you Soapy, it'll be great.

I'm warming her up in 2019 for you.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and as for the OPs original question. Not a feckin chance!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

tempt me tempt me

Oi, thought you were Ill?

Man flu xx

Aye, so ill wi man flu you've been in the pub!!!!!!! "

Shhhh i aint ya bugger xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and as for the OPs original question. Not a feckin chance!!"

Nowt new there then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well? Pmsl xx "

Butt plug?!! Strap on?!! Goliath?!! No lube?!! Bend over!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"and as for the OPs original question. Not a feckin chance!!

Nowt new there then xx "

I'm practising for when we are married. You can use Big Bertha when you're here next week though!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020

I have lol but I could make an exception fa 2020 xx "

Woohooo!

(that's if there is anything left after Sassy has had her way .... Pssssstttt! Sassy... do use a little lube on him... wasabi ).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and as for the OPs original question. Not a feckin chance!!

Nowt new there then xx

I'm practising for when we are married. You can use Big Bertha when you're here next week though!!! xx"

xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"and as for the OPs original question. Not a feckin chance!!

Nowt new there then xx

I'm practising for when we are married. You can use Big Bertha when you're here next week though!!! xx

xx"

did you forget to use the quote button the first time fudley?????

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready "

NO-OOOOOOOOOO!!!! Have me instead....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready "

Dunna worry mate im a taker hows ya cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you'd given up?

Is our meet back on for 2020

I have lol but I could make an exception fa 2020 xx

Woohooo!

(that's if there is anything left after Sassy has had her way .... Pssssstttt! Sassy... do use a little lube on him... wasabi )."

Oooh...I've not used wasabi in a while...I'm getting soft!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OK, i'm naive, and staying that way too, but is wasabi anything like Deep Heat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OK, i'm naive, and staying that way too, but is wasabi anything like Deep Heat?"

You could say Deep Heat is the aim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really know for sure what Goliath or Wasabi is.

All I know is that Im scared of em

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready

Dunna worry mate im a taker hows ya cock xx "

Hmmmm... 12" and 4" thick!

That'll bring tears to ya eyes!

(OK 4" and 1" thick, but if I tell people that we will get even less meets!)

BTW... I am at the bike sheds and there are loads of people here asking if I want sex for a fiver.. Feel guilty taking their money so I said no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry soapy, but will still buy you that pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thunked you w sposed to be retired matey?

(remember that stuff lots of bubbles but didn't hurt yer eyes).

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready

Dunna worry mate im a taker hows ya cock xx

Hmmmm... 12" and 4" thick!

That'll bring tears to ya eyes!

(OK 4" and 1" thick, but if I tell people that we will get even less meets!)

BTW... I am at the bike sheds and there are loads of people here asking if I want sex for a fiver.. Feel guilty taking their money so I said no! "

no chance, Bertha is 14.5 and 8.5 girth!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready

Dunna worry mate im a taker hows ya cock xx

Hmmmm... 12" and 4" thick!

That'll bring tears to ya eyes!

(OK 4" and 1" thick, but if I tell people that we will get even less meets!)

BTW... I am at the bike sheds and there are loads of people here asking if I want sex for a fiver.. Feel guilty taking their money so I said no!

no chance, Bertha is 14.5 and 8.5 girth!!!!"

is that feet,inches, centimeters, millimeters????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh! Soapy matey... I aint Bi, but your lovely post has turned me

Meet you round the back of the bike sheds in 30 minutes

(Cast iron underpants: Check. Plenty of Lube just in case pants fail: Check. Anti pregnancy kit in case he IS that potent!: Check)

OK, I'm ready

Dunna worry mate im a taker hows ya cock xx

Hmmmm... 12" and 4" thick!

That'll bring tears to ya eyes!

"

Aw bless and i thought ya were a big boy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thunked you w sposed to be retired matey?

(remember that stuff lots of bubbles but didn't hurt yer eyes)."

I am retired but Wendy dont have a cock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thunked you w sposed to be retired matey?

(remember that stuff lots of bubbles but didn't hurt yer eyes).

I am retired but Wendy dont have a cock xx"

shite, you mean you can't fuck a cock with pussy. That's where I've been going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I dip you in dettol first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I dip you in dettol first?

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Ya kinky twat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I dip you in dettol first?

Ya kinky twat xx "

I meant baked beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I dip you in dettol first?

Ya kinky twat xx

I meant baked beans"

Ahem wouldnt be the first time xx

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