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best Ken Dodd jokes

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

After he was done for tax evasion..

I lived by the coast so didn't think the inland revenue applied to me...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months: I don't like to interrupt her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When income tax was invented it was 2d in the £1, I thought it still was!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do I believe in safe sex ? Course I do. I have a rail around the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Kleptomania ..but when it gets bad I take something for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His best joke was one of his last, marrying his partner two days before he died, to avoid inheritance tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was the one about sticking a cucumber through your neighbour's letter box and shouting 'The Martians have landed!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banging two halves of a horse together doesn't make the sound of a coconut, I know this now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And, he had a habit of tucking a teabag into peoples breast pocket and saying "have a drink on me"

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth


"His best joke was one of his last, marrying his partner two days before he died, to avoid inheritance tax "

Without any shadow of a doubt a master stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite was the one about sticking a cucumber through your neighbour's letter box and shouting 'The Martians have landed!' "

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

"this year is our year"

ref liverpool fc

28 yrs and still counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came home and told my wife the milkman is boasting he has slept with every woman on this street bar one

My wife replied" I bet it's that stuck up cow at No.36"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Ken Dodds died "diddy"?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

My favorite was before the verdict was announced in his trial and everyone thought he was going down.

the inmates at Walton jail hung out a bedsheet from the cell windows that read

"exclusive, appearing here from next week Ken Dodd"

His barristers next job was getting stevie wonder a driving liscence.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

What a lonely life it is for men's legs...standing in the dark in your trousers all day.

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