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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's shit

Tell me the worst airport you've been to?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Rock springs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxor

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uzbikistan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been to one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admittedly I haven't been to many but Monastir was sparse and not welcoming at all.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I've never been to one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's shit

Tell me the worst airport you've been to?"

i got delayed at miami for two days and had to stay in their shitty airport hotel awaiting flights

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Vegas was surprisingly crap.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Years ago at Blackpool airport. Was the size of a garden shed and I'm sure the guy who checked your bags flew the plane as well.

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Dallas the terminal was almost a mile long...

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Oh and Miami arrivals hall...... hot no water and herded like sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles de Gaulle in Paris. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to one.

I dont have a passport either.

Things need to change

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Vegas was surprisingly crap."

Aw i quite like McCarran airport, but that maybe more to do with where it is i guess.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I don't think there's such a thing as a bad one. At least you're going somewhere.

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By *aughtyTimesBL5Man
over a year ago

bolton

Purto Plata in Dominican Republic about fifteen years ago.

It was literally a tin shed and the duty free was a table.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Lesvos, tiny and hot. When we arrived, we had to put our luggage on a cattle truck

We travelled for 2hours by coach, our luggage was sitting at the bottom of the drive to our apartments, when we got there!

I don't like any airports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The airport on Big Corn island, Nicaragua, was a portacabin.

The woman on the check in desk was fast asleep with her head on the desk.

There were horses dogs and goats randomly wandering at the far end of the runway.

And I'd go back there in an instant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there's such a thing as a bad one. At least you're going somewhere."

My holiday starts at the airport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worse place for a plane to land was in Lanzarote. The plane was tilted on it's side to turn towards the runway.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

London City airport, the descent in is brutal. I've heard grown men scream when the plane drops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for scarey landings, either madeira airport in the 80's or hong kong in the 70's .... facilities wise, liverpool in the early 90's .... vladivostock in 92 was a bit of an eye opener too ... burketown in queensland used to be a sketch too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's shit

Tell me the worst airport you've been to?"

Miami is not fun. I go there with Work quite often. It’s very depressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there's such a thing as a bad one. At least you're going somewhere.

My holiday starts at the airport. "

My work starts at the airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst....

Duesseldorf Weeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to one.

I dont have a passport either.

Things need to change "

So you can join the “ visited shit airport club”? Save your time and money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LAX - it was where i discovered i was on the same flight as Craig Fairbrass but i was in the cheap seats so couldn’t fangirl all over him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LAX - it was where i discovered i was on the same flight as Craig Fairbrass but i was in the cheap seats so couldn’t fangirl all over him.

I was stuck in the queue for customs for 2 hours there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Miami airport was worse when I was there a few hours before Hurricane Irma a few months ago - you're fortunate to be there now instead op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reus is akin to a wooden shack.

Scary landing wise the original HKG airport of Kai Tak.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Miami wins hands down

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Coen airport in the Australian outback.

Middle of absolutely nowhere. One dirt runway. One fuel pump.

A shack with a Pepsi machine that didn’t work. An outside dunny made of corrugated metal with the biggest fucking deadly spider you’ve ever seen that tried to jump on me while taking a pee. That was a bad airport.

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Luton Small & horrible

2 of the Best airports ive ever been to were both small

Mont tremblant , looks like it was cut out of a huge tree & customs had hand painted signs .

Toronto city airport , you need to get the ferry to the runway, Quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangladesh

I was trapped there for 15hrs and there was so much staring I had to put a sarong over my head to block it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there's such a thing as a bad one. At least you're going somewhere.

My holiday starts at the airport.

My work starts at the airport

Air hostess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Miami airport. I got stuck there when I was flying back from Peru. Blizzard in NYC, all flights cancelled. Had to take the creepiest cab ride to some cheap as shit hotel (while I was sick from eating something odd in Peru) to wait for the next flight. The airport has no veggie food. No water. Meh.

But I think the airport I dislike the most is Heathrow, for mostly personal reasons.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Banja Luka

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By *ecks74Woman
over a year ago

wrexham

Banjul in Gambia. 25 years ago, grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think there's such a thing as a bad one. At least you're going somewhere.

My holiday starts at the airport.

My work starts at the airport

Air hostess? "

Oui

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Port harcourt in the Niger delta in Nigeria was an eye opener.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Xhania airport, Western end of Crete is a pretty poor advert for the island considering it's probably where most tourists arrive at the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to one. "

Nor me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's shit

Tell me the worst airport you've been to?"

Doha - although I think they have done it up since I was last there.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

La Rochelle and any military airhead - try getting delayed for hours there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"London City airport, the descent in is brutal. I've heard grown men scream when the plane drops!"

I second this!

But the worst still has to be Luton for overall lack of quality!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heraklion in Crete.... worlds biggest greenhouse....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"London City airport, the descent in is brutal. I've heard grown men scream when the plane drops!

I second this!

But the worst still has to be Luton for overall lack of quality!

Definitely agree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baden Baden (Germany) worse than a field!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Luton

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Knock is pretty basic, as was Norwich when I went there years ago.

San Xavier before it became Murcia was tiny!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I used to enjoy the landing at Kai Tek. Banking to come in and looking straight into an apartment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charles De Gaulle. Absolute crap x

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Gran Canaria airport was stuck there for 13 hours once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to enjoy the landing at Kai Tek. Banking to come in and looking straight into an apartment "

Kai Tak...That was a great landing. I used to sit in the flight deck for landing. Such a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my good Lord, without a shadow of a doubt, Newark airport

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I've only flown long haul once and that was to New York. I had visions of JFK being some glorious, architecturally stunning place.

It isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never been to one.

Nor me xx"

Same here!

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