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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?

My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?

My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. "
Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?

My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please..."

Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

To give all shadows two white eyes and a thin white smile.

Oh and you-tube to add the missing end bit of a newly fave song.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?

My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please...

Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them!"

Add those who use everywhich light to (presumably) thank you for something, add to the list those who are so busy smoking/ eating/ drinking in their car that they not paying attention to the flow of traffic....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you could invent an application for your phone ....what would it be ?

My new app would zap up the arse all people walk slowly around supermarkets and dept stores. Agreed and include any non working people shopping at peak times please...

Consider it done. For not much cost the added extra of blasting drivers out of their seats if they insist on using their headlights as 'no you go first contraventions of the highway code' ... I drive my car....not them!

Add those who use everywhich light to (presumably) thank you for something, add to the list those who are so busy smoking/ eating/ drinking in their car that they not paying attention to the flow of traffic...."

I need an app that machine guns all those who put on the emergency light as if it exempts them from double parking to 'nip' into a shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To send my thoughts to the man I happen to be thinking about quite vividly, as and when I want to.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"To send my thoughts to the man I happen to be thinking about quite vividly, as and when I want to."

Moby by PM. Ta xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

An application that changes what I asked of HIM earlier... because I have changed my mind several times since the request... but to HIM it sounds like my original request. My word, it would avoid a number of discussions

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hee hee, skin to leather glue such that women had to wear one pair of shoes till they wore out.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Hee hee, skin to leather glue such that women had to wear one pair of shoes till they wore out. "

you are so stupid....... Shoes during sex ? Shoes in the bath ? With my jim jams ? in the swimming pool ?

Men.... so lacking in creativity.

I'll have an app to kill mushrooms please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 17/10/11 22:25:51]

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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Hee hee, skin to leather glue such that women had to wear one pair of shoes till they wore out.

you are so stupid....... Shoes during sex ? Shoes in the bath ? With my jim jams ? in the swimming pool ?

Men.... so lacking in creativity.

I'll have an app to kill mushrooms please"

Oh yes, how silly of me, i remember now.

The number of times i asked wifey, nay begged, for sex and she dug her heels in and No way.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

and said No way.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

oh i so hope granny doesnt get her apps,

or has some sex soon.a and e is already under enough pressure.

oh except for the mushroom app.

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