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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sat in wagon waiting . Bord. Anyone know any good jokes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints. "

Spit my drink out laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Spit my drink out laughing

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was a good one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of starting a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating, do you think I'll be able to pull it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "you drive, I'll man the gun".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nephew fell asleep at a house party so I thought it would be fun to shave his eyebrows. My sister went mad when she looked in the pram

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep going guys your making me smile lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday.

Tell her the joke on the wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At Xmas I asked santa for a young Swedish blond .but for got to say female .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man is sitting in a pub having a drink with his mates, when the landlord came over over to him, and said I think you've had enough Jack, best you went home. The man Said nonsense, and stood up, where upon he just collapsed onto the floor. Realising the landlord was right he crawled his way to the door and pull himself up by the handle. As he opened the door he fell into the road. Luckily he was only a few doors across the road so he called his way to his front door. Pull himself up and open the door and fell into his own house. Where upon he pulled himself up the stairs, and fell into bed.

The next morning his wife came in and said you had far too much to drink last night didn't you Jack.

Jack replied how do you know. His wife replied. The landlord has just phoned, you left your wheelchair in the pub.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

An I lickalotapuss.

What do you call an Indian lesbian ?

Mingeater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some twat sitting there holding his cock.

Then I realised the telly wasn't on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some twat sitting there holding his cock.

Then I realised the telly wasn't on."
your on a roll dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got attacked in the street the other day by a bloke with a power tool. I was just minding my own business when BOSCH I was hit in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman weightlifter goes the doctors,

"I've been taking steroids for the last 6 months and I've grown a cock"

Doctor say's Anabolic ?

No she say's just a cock

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Sat in wagon waiting . Bord. Anyone know any good jokes ? "

This sites users are a fucking joke

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

One from the late Ken Dodd:

I'm suffering from kleptomania. When it gets really bad I have to take something for it.

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By *heeky WigglesMan
over a year ago

Hayling

Ok i know its long but still..

A young family buy their first home.they got it cheap because they bought it while the rest of the estate was still being built.

Their 5yr old daughter playing in the garden keeps talking to the builders and escaping through the fence to "help"

Her mom taking them a cup of tea now an again they take the girl on as sort of site mascot ..over the weeks they all start throwing there shrapnel in a little wage packet for her ..her mom realises she has built up over £100 so sugests they go to the bank to start a savings account.

The lady in the bank indulging the little girl says "wow .where did you get all this "

The little girl says "working"

Smiling the lady in the bank says "and are you working next week too ?

The little girls stops and thinks and says

"Well i will be if the Tossers at Dewsons ever deliver the fuckin bricks"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

2 gay Scotts guys

Ben Doon and Phil McCavity

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Two guys sneak into a farmer's orchard and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun.

"Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of whatever fruit you want," said the farmer.

The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass." The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh.

"Why are you laughing?" asks the farmer. And the guy replies, "My friend is out picking watermelons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Keep the "jokes" legal

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I was up at court last week and the judge was stone deaf.

My solicitor said it was still a fair hearing.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

A submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the cannibal say after eating a clown?

"It tasted a bit funny"

What noise does a cow with no lips make?

"Oooooo"

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Does anyone else agree that giving American school teachers guns is just a long shot.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Does anyone else agree that giving American school teachers guns is just a long shot."

which could well backfire badly.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Did you hear about the bloke who tripped over a drum kit?...

Fludulah dum tish

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

A cockold couple had arranged a meet at their house but on the morning of the meet, mother nature cruelly struck.

They contacted the guy, with the intention of rescheduling but he was very insistent the meet went ahead explaining that he actually had a period fetish.

After a drink and a chat, the wife began to undress, then opened her legs to slowly remove her tampon.

....Well, it was like a red rag to a bull!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A couple from Tommy Cooper:

Police arrested two kids last night. One was eating fireworks and the other was drinking battery acid. They charged one and let the other one off.

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I was in a Chinese restaurant the other night when a duck walked over to the table and said "your eyes are like emeralds and your smile lights up the room like the sun."

I called the waiter over and said "No. I ordered the AROMATIC duck"

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

"A cockold couple had arranged a meet at their house but on the morning of the meet, mother nature cruelly struck.

They contacted the guy, with the intention of rescheduling but he was very insistent the meet went ahead explaining that he actually had a period fetish.

After a drink and a chat, the wife began to undress, then opened her legs to slowly remove her tampon.

....Well, it was like a red rag to a bull!"

Cuckold*

stupid phone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My nephew fell asleep at a house party so I thought it would be fun to shave his eyebrows. My sister went mad when she looked in the pram"

I like it...

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