FabSwingers.com forum: BWP And Proud!

By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thats right! I'm giving a shootout to all the BWP (Big Wide Pussy) ladies.

The terminology BBC, not saying I come under that bracket, has always said to me I need a slab of meat, and don't really care where its coming from.

You see from the days of my youth, I could never understand why all the boys wanted that tight baby cat.

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

So on the flip side would any of you ladies put your hands up to say I'm a BWP and proud

(and then you can private message me)

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was a new petrol station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was a political party.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten! "

When you hear him say it it sounds better.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, how is your slab of meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats right! I'm giving a shootout to all the BWP (Big Wide Pussy) ladies.

The terminology BBC, not saying I come under that bracket, has always said to me I need a slab of meat, and don't really care where its coming from.

You see from the days of my youth, I could never understand why all the boys wanted that tight baby cat.

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

So on the flip side would any of you ladies put your hands up to say I'm a BWP and proud

(and then you can private message me)

Just saying

So much class on Fab

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

That reminds me, I've got a tin of Corned Beef in ma cupboard

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thought it was a new petrol station

Well it always make me drive/move better

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thats right! I'm giving a shootout to all the BWP (Big Wide Pussy) ladies.

The terminology BBC, not saying I come under that bracket, has always said to me I need a slab of meat, and don't really care where its coming from.

You see from the days of my youth, I could never understand why all the boys wanted that tight baby cat.

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

So on the flip side would any of you ladies put your hands up to say I'm a BWP and proud

(and then you can private message me)

Just saying

So much class on Fab"

So much people up there own Harris, just can't do banter

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Its on the chopping board, on the chopping board

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thought it was a political party."

But would you vote for free expression

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten! "

And pussy sounds better!

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten!

And pussy sounds better!"

Where I come from, I believe the term you’d need would be ‘wizards sleeve’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop Woop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not actually sure I should be on here, to be honest. I've been doing my pelvic floor exercises, regularly, for a few months now. I might be less loose than I think.

I need a volunteer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Its on the chopping board, on the chopping board "

Don't chop it off!

My BWP would miss it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?"

A big baby... more toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorns anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

my eyes are watering!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten!

And pussy sounds better!

Where I come from, I believe the term you’d need would be ‘wizards sleeve’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

my eyes are watering!!!"

My fanny just shrank in fear

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

my eyes are watering!!!

My fanny just shrank in fear

Along with the pelvic floor exercises you'll be able to do joined up writing with the pencil you can now hold on to.

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By *r Man. OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?"

Badgers ear? How do you know what a badgers ear feels like? Have you been chasing the wildlife?

Oh, and have you told your mother about us yet? My mother has already brought her hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?"

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

Badgers ear? How do you know what a badgers ear feels like? Have you been chasing the wildlife?

Oh, and have you told your mother about us yet? My mother has already brought her hat

Oi! I distinctly remember Mr Man marrying me and my BWP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Pencil sharpener: see above.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Does the scale go up by ears until it reaches sleeve widths, do you think?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

Badgers ear? How do you know what a badgers ear feels like? Have you been chasing the wildlife?

Oh, and have you told your mother about us yet? My mother has already brought her hat

Oi! I distinctly remember Mr Man marrying me and my BWP.

What!!! He never said, I'm heartbroken.... I'll be having words with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Does the scale go up by ears until it reaches sleeve widths, do you think?

Hmm...I wonder how many ears are in a sleeve?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Does the scale go up by ears until it reaches sleeve widths, do you think?

Hmm...I wonder how many ears are in a sleeve?"

I think I'm a puff sleeve - narrow at the wrist and then VAST.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

my pussy is watering!!!"

About time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Does the scale go up by ears until it reaches sleeve widths, do you think?

Hmm...I wonder how many ears are in a sleeve?

I think I'm a puff sleeve - narrow at the wrist and then VAST.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

Thats my point. On here

Its either silence, or there saying that there nu nu is tighter than a Badgers' ear.

So I'm just asking where are all the BWP at?

I'm now concerned that I have no perception of where I fit on the scale between badgers ear and wizards sleeve!

Does the scale go up by ears until it reaches sleeve widths, do you think?

Hmm...I wonder how many ears are in a sleeve?"

1 Indian elephant ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, how is your slab of meat?

Like a baby's arm?

A big baby... more toddler.

So, if he thinks someone has a flappy fanny...

my pussy is watering!!!

About time.

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

And for me theres nothing more welcoming than a moist warm baby cat.

Somethings you just can’t unread

That poor kitten! "

???????? I thought the same too

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