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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work. "

Riskiest place is standing behind you at your work

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work.

Riskiest place is standing behind you at your work "

I am knocking 1 out at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wank in my college toilet once. Needed it so bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a wank in my college toilet once. Needed it so bad. "

This was 2 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work.

Riskiest place is standing behind you at your work

I am knocking 1 out at work"

Same here.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work.

Riskiest place is standing behind you at your work

I am knocking 1 out at work"

Bloody hell, this is like The Goodies on that tandem, except they’re all knocking one out. That explains Graham Garden’s sideburns, he didn’t want to see behind him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work.

Riskiest place is standing behind you at your work "

Surely standing in front would be riskier? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a benefit to employing mostly woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the Mrs uncles place it was his birthday we went there were loads there Mrs wore a summer dress with sandals looked hot, all her uncles mates was talking to her I got horny and went to bathroom to have a pull as I was wanking hard knock on door it was the Mrs she got straight on it sucking hard 2 of his mates were watching us later that night they got to have abit too

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By *urplepussy_catWoman
over a year ago

Rochester


"Where's the riskiest place you've got yourself off?

Seriously considering knocking one out know at work. "

I’ve wanked at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work is pretty standard when youre in a toilet cubicle.

Riskiest for me is probably in a supermarket car park (in a car)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wanked while pulled in on the side of the road and once in a car park.

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By *ilbrequin1Man
over a year ago

around

On a national express bus travelling from London to the coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the car on the motorway stuck in a traffic jam for hours.

In a changing rooms

At work

I used to be terrible in my early 20's x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked in the truck plenty of times.... but i was the only one that drove it..... and the curtains were closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at work loads , and in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once wanked my hubby while on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once wanked my hubby while on a bus "

Omg same but it was on a coach and gave alittle BJ too

Minka x

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Had a few risky wanks in my younger days but one that sticks in my mind was when I was fifteen and in a public loo cubicle, I was totally unaware of the spy holes until I got a piece of paper shoved under the partition asking if I would like to be wanked off by the writer.... Never scarpered so quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once wanked my hubby while on a bus

Omg same but it was on a coach and gave alittle BJ too

Minka x"

Its kinds hot knowing you could get caught at any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The riskiest wank you can have is to start wanking, then shout one of your parents, then try and finish before they get there.

Thats what a friend told me anyway

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I once had a wank in a job interview.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The riskiest wank you can have is to start wanking, then shout one of your parents, then try and finish before they get there.

Thats what a friend told me anyway"

Lol which parent though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a wank in a job interview."

Did you get the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The riskiest wank you can have is to start wanking, then shout one of your parents, then try and finish before they get there.

Thats what a friend told me anyway

Lol which parent though "

either one, its risky either way. Unless you have a "special" relationship with one of your parents

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The riskiest wank you can have is to start wanking, then shout one of your parents, then try and finish before they get there.

Thats what a friend told me anyway

Lol which parent though

either one, its risky either way. Unless you have a "special" relationship with one of your parents "

Oh oh oh this is soooooooo wrong! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )"

Only if it's in cattle class!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )

Only if it's in cattle class! "

I was flying the bloody thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )

Only if it's in cattle class!

I was flying the bloody thing!"

should have inflated the auto pilot

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I once had a wank in a job interview."

I've had lots of wankers apply to work for me.

Strangely, they didn't get employed.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )

Only if it's in cattle class!

I was flying the bloody thing!

should have inflated the auto pilot "

Stop calling me Shirley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco carpark

Side of the road

Work multiple times

Airplane toilets

On a bus (nearly got caught)

Been wanked off in loads of places. Standing at a busy Dublin bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At the cinema

In a farmers field

On a plane...( does that still count as the mile high club if you do it with yourself? )

Only if it's in cattle class!

I was flying the bloody thing!

should have inflated the auto pilot

Stop calling me Shirley!"

Surely Shirles!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Tesco carpark

Side of the road

Work multiple times

Airplane toilets

On a bus (nearly got caught)

Been wanked off in loads of places. Standing at a busy Dublin bar. "

Gives a new meaning to "take your own"...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I once had a wank in a job interview.

Did you get the job "

Yes it was for an extra as 'fourth man from left masturbating' in a porno movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tesco carpark

Side of the road

Work multiple times

Airplane toilets

On a bus (nearly got caught)

Been wanked off in loads of places. Standing at a busy Dublin bar.

Gives a new meaning to "take your own"..."

Every little helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Christmas on my mother in laws couch as she dozed in the arm chair opposite me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"One Christmas on my mother in laws couch as she dozed in the arm chair opposite me "

Oh that's wrong! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One Christmas on my mother in laws couch as she dozed in the arm chair opposite me

Oh that's wrong! Hahahaha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the towel room at work with my legs spread and on Skype with my bf x

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Loads of times at work, some in the toilet cubicles but a couple of times out on the floor with a real risk of being caught. Pretty sure someone saw me once but I just carried on.

Also did it in a British Airways business class seat. They're quite private but you never know when the flight attendants might pass to check on the passengers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tesco carpark

Side of the road

Work multiple times

Airplane toilets

On a bus (nearly got caught)

Been wanked off in loads of places. Standing at a busy Dublin bar. "

Sounds hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to bash one out in a risky place. Quite happy flicking the bean in the comfort of my own home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to bash one out in a risky place. Quite happy flicking the bean in the comfort of my own home "

I would also be quite happy flicking your bean at your home

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

wilts

I’m Buckingham palace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a shop changing rooms, 2 girls I was with were teasing me all day so blew my load and sent them photos of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to bash one out in a risky place. Quite happy flicking the bean in the comfort of my own home

I would also be quite happy flicking your bean at your home "

You tease

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

On the M23!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever felt the need to bash one out in a risky place. Quite happy flicking the bean in the comfort of my own home

I would also be quite happy flicking your bean at your home

You tease "

Personally I’d much rather roll my tongue over it, with the odd slip of a finger of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tesco carpark

Side of the road

Work multiple times

Airplane toilets

On a bus (nearly got caught)

Been wanked off in loads of places. Standing at a busy Dublin bar.

Sounds hot "

It was

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