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Things your parents do that make you laugh/cringe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My mum has the ability to be only 2ft past someone before she says "she's moved house" or "oh see her she's got a wee drink problem" The older she gets the louder she gets and has no filter. I love old biddies when they say what they like. Just not when they can still hear you lol

What does your parents do that makes you laugh or want the ground to swallow you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share posts on Bookface thing about having the best son. Sons only hold your hands for so long but always are in your heart or some such. I so wish I hadn't bought her that tablet and showed her how to use it...

One of the many reasons I left the social network.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Share posts on Bookface thing about having the best son. Sons only hold your hands for so long but always are in your heart or some such. I so wish I hadn't bought her that tablet and showed her how to use it...

One of the many reasons I left the social network."

Aww bless her lol

Get back on fudbook and tag her. Make her day lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother called one night to tell me her sky remote wasn’t working no matter what she did. I duly got out of bed and drove 8 miles to her house... only to find she was pointing her new home phone at the telly and trying to turn over..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mother called one night to tell me her sky remote wasn’t working no matter what she did. I duly got out of bed and drove 8 miles to her house... only to find she was pointing her new home phone at the telly and trying to turn over.. "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My aunt rest her cotton socks, once asked me "but what is your clitoris for?" She was about 75 at the time and had never married.

I told her I didn't know...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mother called one night to tell me her sky remote wasn’t working no matter what she did. I duly got out of bed and drove 8 miles to her house... only to find she was pointing her new home phone at the telly and trying to turn over.. "

Masking tape at the back with sharpie

TV

SKY

PHONE

Works a treat lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely going to try that..

we’ve also had “the cat flap isn’t working, the cats stuck outside”

Yeah Mum. You need to unlock it first..

if it’s not one thing, it’s your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother has no filter at all. She could come out with anything. Like the other day I brought her out for dinner and a young woman walked past. My mother blurts out did you see the pants on ur one. If she runs fast enough she is going to take off. The table next to us turned to look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely going to try that..

we’ve also had “the cat flap isn’t working, the cats stuck outside”

Yeah Mum. You need to unlock it first..

if it’s not one thing, it’s your mother "

Aww jesus christ x

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