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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Got up yesterday thinking i had a bad hangover, So took the normal paracetamol, water and tea. Went to in-laws and came home and went to bed for a cpl of hours before going to work.

Got up still feeling queasy and thumping headache but went to work anyway

Got up this morning still feeling queasy and headache but went onto work. Stuck it out for 5 hours and had to come home to bed. Went for a sleep for cpl of hours and still feel no better.

Going to stay in bed the rest of the day and will decide later if going to work tomorrow.

So all you lovely people i want sympathy and lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petillante is around somewhere with some chicken soup, grapes (red, seedless) and a damp flannel.

Shall I send her over to you when she's finished her Florence Flootingale duties here ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

So essentially what you have been given is bad head.

I have had that before. My condolences xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100%

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Petillante is around somewhere with some chicken soup, grapes (red, seedless) and a damp flannel.

Shall I send her over to you when she's finished her Florence Flootingale duties here ? "

yes need lots and lots of sympathy here

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"So essentially what you have been given is bad head.

I have had that before. My condolences xxx"

No its more than bad head, feel sicky bad as well, need lots and lots of TLC xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100% "

Cheers thats cheered me up no end

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100% "

There is too! We saw one walking down the street this morning! I hear there are also nasty bugs going round mugging old ladies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100%

There is too! We saw one walking down the street this morning! I hear there are also nasty bugs going round mugging old ladies..

"

not on my watch

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?"

PLeaseee (says ina very weak voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?"

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets "

I better make a new batch over there

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there"

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there"

take mine

i'll have scones instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds "

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy "

What about your firsts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

What about your firsts?"

PMSL

It's a good job it's you cowbag xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy "

but soup is sloppy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

but soup is sloppy "

Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

but soup is sloppy

Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour"

her soup ain't bad either !

STOP feeding me these lines will ya ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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" PMSL

It's a good job it's you cowbag xx"

And no one else would get away with calling me that

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

but soup is sloppy

Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour"

can you bring me a cup of tea to please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

her soup ain't bad either !

STOP feeding me these lines will ya ? "

And even me scones aren't bad

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

but soup is sloppy

Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

can you bring me a cup of tea to please "

Of course sweety, milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

her soup ain't bad either !

STOP feeding me these lines will ya ?

And even me scones aren't bad"

but ur baps are better !

anyway you, get back to tending the sick, lame and injured of fab and stop distracting me !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"but ur baps are better !

anyway you, get back to tending the sick, lame and injured of fab and stop distracting me !"

I need my uniform

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?

i've already volunteered your services !

just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets

I better make a new batch over there

think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds

ahem - my seconds are not sloppy

but soup is sloppy

Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

can you bring me a cup of tea to please

Of course sweety, milk and sugar?"

very little milk and 1 1/2 sugar please and make it strong please x

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour

her soup ain't bad either !

STOP feeding me these lines will ya ?

And even me scones aren't bad

but ur baps are better !

anyway you, get back to tending the sick, lame and injured of fab and stop distracting me !"

thats right, get back to my sympathy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"very little milk and 1 1/2 sugar please and make it strong please x"

ANy particular brand

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"very little milk and 1 1/2 sugar please and make it strong please x

ANy particular brand"

tetley

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

get well soon x

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"get well soon x"

thanks xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks) "

Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho x

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

hair of the dog? naa i think it's a pube... but it might help a bot :D

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho x"

aww jump in bed beside me and we can annoy everyone together, i wouldnt want spotted dicks either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks) "

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho x

aww jump in bed beside me and we can annoy everyone together, i wouldnt want spotted dicks either "

Oh I was beginning to feel better but now I feel really really poorly again shift over Im on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx"

Dont forget the honey to go in lemsip its gross otherwise.

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx"

aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx

aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better "

Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx

aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better

Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well "

I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx

aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better

Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well

I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they "

sorry what did you say have to speak up snot has travelled to my ears

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"BUMP

Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)

*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*

Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx

aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better

Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well

I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they "

welcome to the sicky bad club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've felt crap all day to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've felt crap all day to xx "

awww come to bed with us then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick has dog to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick has dog to "

Think coant is going to have to get a much bigger bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've felt crap all day to xx

awww come to bed with us then xx"

Us? err ok then xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

can fit 6 at a squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can fit 6 at a squeeze "

can i be in middle please dont want to fall out

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"can fit 6 at a squeeze

can i be in middle please dont want to fall out "

thats beside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'okay, I don't need to be in bed, I'm gonna nurse you all better, as am now immune, now where does it hurt?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"S'okay, I don't need to be in bed, I'm gonna nurse you all better, as am now immune, now where does it hurt? "

have you got the uniform on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"S'okay, I don't need to be in bed, I'm gonna nurse you all better, as am now immune, now where does it hurt?

have you got the uniform on "

Naked.

But I have a thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows the Patient/s today?

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Hows the Patient/s today?"

I feel a lot better thxs, should have went to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows the Patient/s today?"

Im snot free woo hoo

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo "

Us women never complain, we just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo

Us women never complain, we just get on with it "

I refer the good lady to some of her comments above

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo

Us women never complain, we just get on with it

I refer the good lady to some of her comments above "

I was delirious, it wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo

Us women never complain, we just get on with it

I refer the good lady to some of her comments above

I was delirious, it wasnt me "

Hmmmmmm ! A likely story

Letter to Mrs A's boss :

Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.

Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !

As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.

She will be in after lunch

Best Regards

Office Snitch

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo

Us women never complain, we just get on with it

I refer the good lady to some of her comments above

I was delirious, it wasnt me

Hmmmmmm ! A likely story

Letter to Mrs A's boss :

Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.

Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !

As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.

She will be in after lunch

Best Regards

Office Snitch "

to the office snitch

Thank you so much for your concern, I was a little dubious, when Mrs A phoned last night. However I had a good talking with myself this morning and decided that no punishment is need this time.

signed Mrs A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hows the Patient/s today?

Im snot free woo hoo

Us women never complain, we just get on with it

I refer the good lady to some of her comments above

I was delirious, it wasnt me

Hmmmmmm ! A likely story

Letter to Mrs A's boss :

Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.

Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !

As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.

She will be in after lunch

Best Regards

Office Snitch

to the office snitch

Thank you so much for your concern, I was a little dubious, when Mrs A phoned last night. However I had a good talking with myself this morning and decided that no punishment is need this time.

signed Mrs A "

pmsl

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A "

+ 1 sounds lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A "

If you're better, you can make your own !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A

+ 1 sounds lovely "

and you should have been asleep hours ago !

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A

If you're better, you can make your own !"

Do as your told and get the luch orders

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A

If you're better, you can make your own !

Do as your told and get the luch orders "

opps lunch*

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Bacon and Egg for me please, hp sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Note to the office snitch

When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.

I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.

Signed Mrs A

If you're better, you can make your own !

Do as your told and get the luch orders

opps lunch*"

as long as i don't have to make it

as i've just said to moody, i have a black belt in cookery (can kill a man with 1 chop)

however, i do make a lovely shepherds soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,"

what you are good man its much more fun in here today

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

what you are good man its much more fun in here today "

this is much more fun than being at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,"

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !"

What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So essentially what you have been given is bad head.

I have had that before. My condolences xxx

No its more than bad head, feel sicky bad as well, need lots and lots of TLC xx "

TLC....i have their album its great, you can have it if it helps your head lol

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over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !

What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder "

Hey !

Man Flu is serious shit - it's up there with beri beri and all them weird africanny ones where a snake climbs up ur arse n all that !

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !"

just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on

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over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !

just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on "

believe me, the sight of me in a see thru poncho - you'd be signing yourself off for a fortnight at least !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !

What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder

Hey !

Man Flu is serious shit - it's up there with beri beri and all them weird africanny ones where a snake climbs up ur arse n all that !"

Oh my now my mind is working over time

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,

i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !

but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !

just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on

believe me, the sight of me in a see thru poncho - you'd be signing yourself off for a fortnight at least !"

can we make it a month, need a good break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our country needs you ,,,god help us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"our country needs you ,,,god help us"

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here "

im behind you

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over a year ago


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you "

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you "

Oh no he isn't xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho "

no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

Oh no he isn't xx "

oh yes he is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got kneemonia,dicktheria,and toesolitus, but i keep going ,that would have killed a normal man

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over a year ago


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho

no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch "

Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho

no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch

Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head "

still waiting for the carrot story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling a bit better than yesterday but not much

Man flu is a bitch ya know

Peel me more grapes Mrs A

Fmuma plump my pillows and mop my brow xx

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over a year ago


"ive got kneemonia,dicktheria,and toesolitus, but i keep going ,that would have killed a normal man"

Im sure someone will be along soon to offer you some very special cream that cures all ills

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I'm feeling a bit better than yesterday but not much

Man flu is a bitch ya know

Peel me more grapes Mrs A

Fmuma plump my pillows and mop my brow xx "

sorry but not going near that arse to peel those grapes

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over a year ago


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho

no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch

Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head

still waiting for the carrot story "

1 carrot 1 man is all im saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will that be double whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling a bit better than yesterday but not much

Man flu is a bitch ya know

Peel me more grapes Mrs A

Fmuma plump my pillows and mop my brow xx

sorry but not going near that arse to peel those grapes "

Yuk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will that be double whipped cream"

depends on hard you pull the tin

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By *oantrimcpl2010 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"our country needs you ,,,god help us

we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here

im behind you

I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho

no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch

Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head "

carrots carrots carrots

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