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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There might be something like this already but thought it would be good to see what everyone does before a meet.

I tend to put on some music, go to the loo

Shower

Shave

And toilet again and again and again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Shower, moisturise, dress, find condoms and put them in a handy place. Drink a glass of water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I forgot moisturiser x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Toilet, many many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toilet, many many times "

It's the nerves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave workshop,

strip naked in the garden,

Flick myself on top of head so all sawdust falls to the floor.

Put on music

Open front door.

That should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave workshop,

strip naked in the garden,

Flick myself on top of head so all sawdust falls to the floor.

Put on music

Open front door.

That should do it"

Ooh a man of wood

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Leave workshop,

strip naked in the garden,

Flick myself on top of head so all sawdust falls to the floor.

Put on music

Open front door.

That should do it"

You can leave the sawdust on for me.

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