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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Were outside my house at 5am making a right fuckin racket

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Were outside my house at 5am making a right fuckin racket"

I've got one in my bedroom right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the morning chorus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noisy bastards them birds!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.

I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.

I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me! "

Was the Pheasant fucking another Pheasant? What sound to fucking pheasants make?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.

Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.

I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me!

Was the Pheasant fucking another Pheasant? What sound to fucking pheasants make? "

I haven't got a fucking clue I just wish it would fucking fuck off.... Fucking thing!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.

Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year. "

Will you eat it in a pie too?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.

Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.

Will you eat it in a pie too? "

Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should

Imagine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got a fucking pheasant in our garden that makes a fucking hod awful noise at 5:30am every fucking morning.

I fucking hate that fucking pheasant and would gladly eat it in a pie if someone shot it for me! "

Mmmm pheasant

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.

Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.

Will you eat it in a pie too?

Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should

Imagine. "

I think if we are shooting things we ought to eat them though.... Maybe mix it in with some chicken?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Every year I have a crazy Robin smacking his head against my window trying to start on himself. Starts off amusing but gets very annoying.

Also have a magpie that goes up and down the hedge stripping out nesting birds eggs which makes a hell of a racket for all concerned. I’m going to shoot it for the greater good this year.

Will you eat it in a pie too?

Wouldn’t be a very big or tasty pie I should

Imagine.

I think if we are shooting things we ought to eat them though.... Maybe mix it in with some chicken? "

No chance. It’s getting blammed for eating nesting birds not for the pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bedroom overlooks the feathers friends including George the goose. His a noisy bugger.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"My bedroom overlooks the feathers friends including George the goose. His a noisy bugger. "

What a cool name for a goose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the morning chorus. Best way to wake up. Just not at 5am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I may agree that the tuneful sounds that can wake us so early can be annoying if you need sleep, think about this?

A male bird barely has time to yawn and stretch before he must start to fill the morning air with a song to catch his mate’s attention and remind his peers of territorial ownership. To a male bird it’s not really a chorus but rather more a competition, sometimes with crucial consequences.

I absolutely love listening to the dawn chorus and can't imagine a world without our beautiful feathered friends.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Were outside my house at 5am making a right fuckin racket"

I love nature! I just smile and reach for the ear plugs if it isn’t time to get up yet!

Problem solved!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Seagulls in the morning, they drown out the other birds

Late at night mating foxes that sound like someone's being horribly murdered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody dog having a conversation with other dogs across the lake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seagulls in the morning, they drown out the other birds

Late at night mating foxes that sound like someone's being horribly murdered. "

Yes, the seagulls are currently gathering as its shagging season. I don't mind the noise so much, but te bastards shit on my roof and on the car. I'm seriously thinking about spikes on the ridge...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Seagulls in the morning, they drown out the other birds

Late at night mating foxes that sound like someone's being horribly murdered.

Yes, the seagulls are currently gathering as its shagging season. I don't mind the noise so much, but te bastards shit on my roof and on the car. I'm seriously thinking about spikes on the ridge..."

I think it's the only way. Those hawk kites just make seagulls laugh and bring their mates round.

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