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i can feel some man flu coming on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and we all know that can be fatal !

to coin an expression, i feel like boiled shite today

wanna go home and curl up in me bed with the leccy blanket on

no chance of that though, so balls to work, am staying here to torment you lot instead

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Oh ffs man it's a cold

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

0h bless not the dreaded "Man Flu"

Hope its not catching on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold "

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)"

And suppose you want chicken soup too

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Homemade soup and bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

straight to a&e with you soldier, not worth taking the risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too "

as long as it's home made

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made "

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi doing some good deals on manflu preparations this thursday ....You can drink them, stick it up ya nose and rub it in

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

last time i had this dreadful man killer i had to get a woman to do surgery! the batteries went on the tv remote but luckily it all went well!! i survived

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Surely if you have "Man Flu" you wouldn't be able to swallow crusty fresh bread

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread "

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well "

For it to work well, you should give it as an enema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)"
SOunds like you spent too much time reading the Haemorrhoids thread!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well

For it to work well, you should give it as an enema "

I've got a funnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)SOunds like you spent too much time reading the Haemorrhoids thread!

"

there was piles of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well

For it to work well, you should give it as an enema

I've got a funnel "

As long as there aren't any noodles in it !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well

For it to work well, you should give it as an enema

I've got a funnel

As long as there aren't any noodles in it !"

cock-a-leekie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs man it's a cold

oi !

if this takes a turn for the worse, i expect you down here with a damp flannel and a bunch of grapes (red seedles if at all possible please)

And suppose you want chicken soup too

as long as it's home made

and has mercedes said, don't forget the bread

Is there any other soup than home made

Suppose you want me to spoon feed it to you as well

For it to work well, you should give it as an enema

I've got a funnel

As long as there aren't any noodles in it !

cock-a-leekie? "

nah, i had that checked a couple of months back

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!

They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.

I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...

Trollolololololol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!

They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.

I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...

Trollolololololol"

More painful than having your pocket fluff removed?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!

They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.

I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...

Trollolololololol

More painful than having your pocket fluff removed?"

madam don't even jest!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"and we all know that can be fatal !

to coin an expression, i feel like boiled shite today

wanna go home and curl up in me bed with the leccy blanket on

no chance of that though, so balls to work, am staying here to torment you lot instead "

I feel sicker than you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"bus wanker don't listen to these silly wimin!

They will never understand the pain and suffering we men go through when we contract Manflu.

I've heard scientist have likened it to the pain of childbirth...

Trollolololololol

More painful than having your pocket fluff removed?

madam don't even jest! "

Oh I'll be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well somehow I just manage to soldier on now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup "

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

I'm so ugly i recon man flu is scared of catching me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow"

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease "

Oh shit forgot about that, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

Oh shit forgot about that, of course"

Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

Oh shit forgot about that, of course

Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please "

Not spotted dick and custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

Oh shit forgot about that, of course

Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please

Not spotted dick and custard"

no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

Oh shit forgot about that, of course

Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please

Not spotted dick and custard

no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks "

Jam roly poly?

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now! "

Did the Night Nurse mind being taken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical blooming man , Ive been full of snot since Thursday blooming knew i should have told you lot and got some chicken soup

Oh Moody, I'd have made you beef broth, seeing as you a cow

That cannibalism ffs woman can i not just have the chicken soup pwease

Oh shit forgot about that, of course

Thank you dont forget the crusty bread with a huge lump of cheese and can I have swiss roll and custard for pud please

Not spotted dick and custard

no ta I tend to stay away from spotty dicks

Jam roly poly?"

Is going to scream and scream until im sick if i dont get swiss roll and custard and I can you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now! "

I took that is gross and that blackcurrant lemsip stuff

Glad you feeling better x

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now!

I took that is gross and that blackcurrant lemsip stuff

Glad you feeling better x"

Thank you moody, xx yes it wasnt very pleasant, bit like drinking watered down lager at my local!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"I am pleased to say I am no longer dying with man flu, the doctor wouldnt give me anti- bs on friday, she just told me to take night nurse still fair play, I am almost back to normal now!

Did the Night Nurse mind being taken?"

Lol Well I never had any complaints....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot curry will kill any cold germs and clear your head. Your nose will run and run but that's a good thing.

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