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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

During our evening meal my wife and eldest daughter were having a discussion about men. This girls chat, usually ignored, centred around a mother having concerns about her son using her foundation.

Apparently this is now quite normal with such things as Manscara and Guyliner etc being available. These comments were passing over as usual, until I heard my daughter mention 'sucking pants' for men. Well I just had to ask 'what in gods name are sucking pants?' I was left wondering why the pair of them had collapsed into fits of uncontrollable belly laughter every time I insisted on an explanation.

Eventually they explained that my daughter had said 'suck in' pants for their love handles. Bemused and confused I exclaimed - you must be kidding me 'men can buy pants that suck on their love handles now!' They actually meant male girdles, and of course I repeatedly heard sucking instead of the easily misheard comment suck in - oh how they laughed.

What misheard or understood comment has caused you embarrassment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visiting folk in Scotland, was asked what I thought - so think scottish accent here! "Have you a wee cough", so I replied had a bit of a cold, but ok now thanks, met by stoney silence, I had actually be asked have you a "week off"

..............!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Can't think of anything as laughing so hard! Thank you, that was brill - will try to think of something when I've calmed down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Visiting folk in Scotland, was asked what I thought - so think scottish accent here! "Have you a wee cough", so I replied had a bit of a cold, but ok now thanks, met by stoney silence, I had actually be asked have you a "week off"

..............!! "

PMSL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lmao, to the OP you have made me laugh so much i nearly pissed my pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After serious consideration - I quite fancy a pair now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"After serious consideration - I quite fancy a pair now "
but where do the lovehandles go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but where do the lovehandles go? "

If U buy the right ones, they squeeze all the "lovehandles" into ur "manhood" this makes it larger and thicker,

These arent just ANY "suck-in pants" these R Marks and Spencers "Suck in pants"

Sorry, Ill get my coat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"but where do the lovehandles go?

If U buy the right ones, they squeeze all the "lovehandles" into ur "manhood" this makes it larger and thicker,

These arent just ANY "suck-in pants" these R Marks and Spencers "Suck in pants"

Sorry, Ill get my coat "
thanks for the tip, so i now need to be looking for men who wear these sucking pants lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

But what about the fallout when the pants come off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but where do the lovehandles go?

If U buy the right ones, they squeeze all the "lovehandles" into ur "manhood" this makes it larger and thicker,

These arent just ANY "suck-in pants" these R Marks and Spencers "Suck in pants"

Sorry, Ill get my coat "

its for the best lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"But what about the fallout when the pants come off "
oh i hadnt thought of that, have they not got a hole or something so lovehandles stay put and larger thicker cock comes out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what about the fallout when the pants come off oh i hadnt thought of that, have they not got a hole or something so lovehandles stay put and larger thicker cock comes out??? "

Sorry, I would reply, but Im on the phone to the Patent Office

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"But what about the fallout when the pants come off oh i hadnt thought of that, have they not got a hole or something so lovehandles stay put and larger thicker cock comes out???

Sorry, I would reply, but Im on the phone to the Patent Office "
are they open this time of night???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" are they open this time of night??? "

OK I lied, Im online to M and S trying to order a pair in size XXXXXXXL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" are they open this time of night???

OK I lied, Im online to M and S trying to order a pair in size XXXXXXXL "
i wouldnt bother, if your face keeps going that red ya might wanna try nhs direct as you have hypertension

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i wouldnt bother, if your face keeps going that red ya might wanna try nhs direct as you have hypertension "

Ohhhhh!!!!! NHS Direct?????

I can get these on prescription now???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will everybody stop messing with or in my sucking pants - The frog needs its sleep

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Mine was great! Lamb patia, pishwari nan, 3 popadoms mango chutney and onion bhaji’s with a few beers! Bliss mate bliss

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" i wouldnt bother, if your face keeps going that red ya might wanna try nhs direct as you have hypertension

Ohhhhh!!!!! NHS Direct?????

I can get these on prescription now???

"
you may be able to if you have private healthcare

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine was great! Lamb patia, pishwari nan, 3 popadoms mango chutney and onion bhaji’s with a few beers! Bliss mate bliss "
you will go POP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was great! Lamb patia, pishwari nan, 3 popadoms mango chutney and onion bhaji’s with a few beers! Bliss mate bliss "

think you will be needing some of these suck in pants eating all that!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mine was great! Lamb patia, pishwari nan, 3 popadoms mango chutney and onion bhaji’s with a few beers! Bliss mate bliss

think you will be needing some of these suck in pants eating all that!!!"
no just suckin lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Mine was great! Lamb patia, pishwari nan, 3 popadoms mango chutney and onion bhaji’s with a few beers! Bliss mate bliss

think you will be needing some of these suck in pants eating all that!!!"

Naaa not eaten all day

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