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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

What do you call them

Who’s posh?

Just been on telly and was wondering what others call them

X

Also jam first or cream

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I asked the maid in dulcet tone

To order me a buttered scone

The silly girl has been and gone

And ordered me a buttered scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call them

Who’s posh?

Just been on telly and was wondering what others call them

X

Also jam first or cream"

Scone and Cream should always be second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scon and jam then cream

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's breakfast time ffs woman

Who eats scon/scones at this time in the morning anyway.

You can always make me a bacon butty/sarnie if you like though

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Scone (sc-own)

It’s the correct answer, everyone else is wrong

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Scone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I'm posh, Sc-own.

Cream and then jam for me whilst holding my pinkie in the air too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sc-own

Jam first, anything else is suitably ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Scon” and jam then cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skonn - jam first then dollop of cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skonn - jam first then dollop of cream"

That was said with a scouse accent btw

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Skonn - jam first then dollop of cream

That was said with a scouse accent btw"

Alright, calm down, calm down.....

Psst, wanna buy a Graeme Souness wig and tache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone as in gone, not scone as in bone.

Jam then a dollop of cream

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Scone.

Cream first. Mountains of it. Then a bit of jam.

I could eat that cream from the tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream "

This one it needs butter too

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too "

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone... Butter, cream then jam. Mmm delicious!! Put the kettle on I'm coming over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone,pronounced skon.

Always jam on first,because it's near on impossible to spread jam over whipped or clotted cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can it be scon? You just put an s in front of cone. Butter only also.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Scone. Unless someone pinches it, then it’s scon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sc-own got to be jam first then clotted cream x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these weirdos that put the jam on first!!! Clotted cream first as it's similar consistency as butter, then a bit of jam... Using a spoon for the jam of course is you're posh!

Or if youre a pleb like me then just chocolate spread on everything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i work in catering it's scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!"

Aw you just ruined it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

Aw you just ruined it "

I'll grab the pitch fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah seen someone put clotted cream and jam on a cheese scone once at work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh yeah seen someone put clotted cream and jam on a cheese scone once at work lol "

so very wrong ....shakes my head in disbelief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream "

You beat me to it with the butter, jam and then cream.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

Aw you just ruined it

I'll grab the pitch fork "

Is someone else getting the burning torches then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i work in catering it's scone "

I'm a baker and it's always scon!

The english dictionary will tell you scon is the actual pronunciation but scone is also used , largely due to regional accents but neither pronunciation is incorrect.

I wouldn't refuse one whatever you called it though

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Scone, cream first then jam

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Most people my way say scown but I just can't. It just makes me feel poncy so I say skon. And I just eat them as they are .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol just been watching piers Morgan going on about this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Lol just been watching piers Morgan going on about this "
I wouldn't take that twats advice on anything lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone

As it’s cone with an s

Sc-own

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

Aw you just ruined it

I'll grab the pitch fork

Is someone else getting the burning torches then?"

Now there you go we could all just have teacakes...I like fruit in them and we could use the forks to toast them

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

Aw you just ruined it

I'll grab the pitch fork

Is someone else getting the burning torches then?

Now there you go we could all just have teacakes...I like fruit in them and we could use the forks to toast them"

Blimey MD when did you join the diplomatic corps?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sk-on - butter, then jam, then cream

This one it needs butter too

And forgot to mention needs to be a fruit scone too!!

Aw you just ruined it

I'll grab the pitch fork

Is someone else getting the burning torches then?

Now there you go we could all just have teacakes...I like fruit in them and we could use the forks to toast them

Blimey MD when did you join the diplomatic corps?!"

When I ran out of holiday money

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"How can it be scon? You just put an s in front of cone. Butter only also. "

Cheese for me please with cheese & chutney on top. Keep your jam & cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All these weirdos that put the jam on first!!! Clotted cream first as it's similar consistency as butter, then a bit of jam... Using a spoon for the jam of course is you're posh!

Or if youre a pleb like me then just chocolate spread on everything..."

You live in Devon so you do it the Devonshire way. I’m from Plymouth but I’m a traitor and put jam first

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Sc-own

Jam first, anything else is suitably ridiculous."

Precisely this..and always Cornish cream

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Not sure what the jam and cream has to do with it but it’s pronounced

skoon

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By *unlovers OP   Couple
over a year ago

rotherham

I wouldn’t put butter on but always jam first as it wouldn’t be right

Then again what does it matter as it’s all going down the same hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scone... Jam first

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Skonn - jam first then dollop of cream

That was said with a scouse accent btw

Alright, calm down, calm down.....

Psst, wanna buy a Graeme Souness wig and tache "

I've got an old shell suit I'd be willing to sell for a pound

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's a S-cone and it's cream first so the jam sticks to it.

Was down Cornwall last week managed to pick up some proper Cornish clotted cream too. Easy enough to make your own though. Tons of recipes on the yootoobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know what to say

Scone - gone

Scone - bone

I end up asking for one of those so don't have to even say it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Scone

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Scone not scon.

Cornish way, jam then cream on top. Shouldn't even be a debate.

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