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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now "Perfect title for tonight | |||
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Perfect title for tonight "I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on  | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube " As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight  | |||
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Perfect title for tonight
I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on "Gin judging by the news | |||
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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now
Perfect title for tonight
I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on
Gin judging by the news "Feck has babs been robbed | |||
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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now
Perfect title for tonight
I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on "I might have a Quality Street or two in a bit. | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight "We don't want any saw losers. | |||
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Nice one...that will baffle the feckers now
Perfect title for tonight
I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on
Gin judging by the news
Feck has babs been robbed "Nah none left there | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight
We don't want any saw losers."Cheese | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight
We don't want any saw losers.
Cheese " And?! | |||
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Perfect title for tonight
I'm on custard creams. ...don't know what the other feckers are on
Gin judging by the news
Feck has babs been robbed
Nah none left there "Heavy night last night eh | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight
We don't want any saw losers.
Cheese
And?!"Custard creams | |||
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"Number one this week in '86. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M Diana Ross - Chain Reaction - YouTube As long as the chainsaws don't come out tonight
We don't want any saw losers.
Cheese
And?!
Custard creams "And four little bags of skittles  | |||
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"Morning it's 06.30 waiting for a train and it's raining "8:00 dark and dismal here | |||
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"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx" Morning eenie  | |||
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"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx Morning eenie "Morning all  | |||
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"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx Morning eenie
Morning all "Morning sami Conk out last night? | |||
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"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx Morning eenie
Morning all
Morning sami
Conk out last night? "Morning Mistress! Yes I did conk out last night | |||
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"Morning Voddy and everyone else when they arrive xx Morning eenie
Morning all
Morning sami
Conk out last night?
Morning Mistress! Yes I did conk out last night "I thought so
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*WAVES* | |||
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"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room
*WAVES*"I hope you stamped your feet | |||
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"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room
*WAVES*"*WAVES* at Eenie | |||
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"Typically busy Monday here... But waving hello from the ladies room
*WAVES*
I hope you stamped your feet " | |||
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"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me "Ooh, hope it passed | |||
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"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me
Ooh, hope it passed "It did yay
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"Thought about you today ,Mistress. Was visiting Dad and we were talking about holidays and he said he had a lovely holiday in Whitby, don't think he went to the Goth weekend though! "Take him there again next month | |||
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"Car booked in for mot at 3....keep your fingers crossed for me
Ooh, hope it passed
It did yay
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"Thought about you today ,Mistress. Was visiting Dad and we were talking about holidays and he said he had a lovely holiday in Whitby, don't think he went to the Goth weekend though!
Take him there again next month "Bless him | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now "Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie "Just here to see if they can find a brain cell | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie
Just here to see if they can find a brain cell "Haha, well I'm sure they will | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now "I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie
Just here to see if they can find a brain cell
Haha, well I'm sure they will "Just the one, any more and I'd be dangerous | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie
Just here to see if they can find a brain cell "Why did they tell you to take your shoes off? | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week "Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
Ooh, hope you're ok, sweetie
Just here to see if they can find a brain cell
Why did they tell you to take your shoes off? "Yep!! | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week "We keep the NHS going between us! | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x"Yeah a lot of on going checks...but I'm feeling bloody good | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us! "Or we are the drain the younguns talk about | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us!
Or we are the drain the younguns talk about"No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us!
Or we are the drain the younguns talk about
No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using "Nice reply | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
Ohhh heck, that's no good. Hope you're OK?? x
Yeah a lot of on going checks...but I'm feeling bloody good "Good news!! x | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us!
Or we are the drain the younguns talk about
No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using "Well said | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us!
Or we are the drain the younguns talk about
No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using
Nice reply " | |||
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"Hello again everyone... I'm in the doctors now
I was there every fecking day last week...and got a couple of appointments for this week
We keep the NHS going between us!
Or we are the drain the younguns talk about
No, we're the ones who've paid into the system that we are now using
Well said " | |||
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"morning all xxx" Morning Voddy xxx | |||
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"morning sami xxxpasses a instant "Thank you darling and didn't realise it was your birthday! Have a fabulous day! Xxx Are you doing anything nice today? | |||
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"morning all xxx" Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy | |||
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"morning all xxx Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy "thankyou sweetness xx | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today "Oh dear...no good? | |||
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"morning all xxx Good afternoon and happy birthday _oddy thankyou sweetness xx"Your welcome | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?"Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy "Oh dear, so you've got to look for another! | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another! "Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!
Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first"So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!
Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first
So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat "Seems the way to go | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!
Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first
So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat
Seems the way to go"You sound well cheesed off | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!
Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first
So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat
Seems the way to go
You sound well cheesed off "Will send pics later.. | |||
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"And good afternoon _amiss...my longtailed coat came today
Oh dear...no good?
Ffs it's so flimsy it came in a 9" × 12" bag posted through the letter box..the study were the woman's way round...)i know these things) it more resembled a fecking front fastening dress..and to boot the fecker was too tight ....and after I had measured myself (and afternoon cut my fecking thumb with a metal tape measure in doing so)..so I'm not happy
Oh dear, so you've got to look for another!
Yeah...think I'll try a few funeral parlours
Blouse/shirt came today...and whilst a little tight it fits..but why do women have to have the buttons arse first
So you've got hat, blouse, boots and jeans. Perhaps you could get a part time job as a coffin bearer until after the event and use the coat
Seems the way to go
You sound well cheesed off
Will send pics later.. "Ok | |||
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"Just had a look on Amazon 'tail coats'. A lot of them are polyester, which are very flimsy, but whilst I was looking, they'd got canes with a silver cap on for a couple of quid. "Seen if you can pm a link | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat "Great! | |||
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"Happy birthday Voddy
Evening everyone else "Evening sweetie! Have you had a good day? | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat "looks good init too | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too "I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too
I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days"Keep looking | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too
I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too
I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days"You need to change your name to Keanu | |||
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Ello mistress | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Voddy Happy birthday to you! Hope you've had a great day xx "Think she must be celebrating,Paul | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress "Bloodyhell its paul | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress "Ello Paul! Howz you? | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul "Bloody hell, it's Dash! How are you? | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul "Bloodyhell it's rash | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Ello Paul! Howz you? "Not too shabby thanks, your fine self? | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Ello Paul! Howz you?
Not too shabby thanks, your fine self? "Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too
I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days
Keep looking
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Ello Paul! Howz you?
Not too shabby thanks, your fine self?
Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx"Bloodhell its paul and _amiss!! | |||
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"Panic over....got a long leather coat looks good init too
I'm not too sure
If anything else comes up though in the meantime...I can take it back for a full refund within 30 days
You need to change your name to Keanu "Who's he? | |||
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"Im loving the shirt! "Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Ello Paul! Howz you?
Not too shabby thanks, your fine self?
Not so bad, thank you Paul.xx
Bloodhell its paul and _amiss!!"I know!...OMG..... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"Tart | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"Haha | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress "Alright Paul mate | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
Tart"Bakewell? | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul "Bloody hell it's dash...you been away? | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
Tart
Bakewell? "Custard tart | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?"Naaaa been busy pal | |||
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Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?"Ee's been deep sea diving.... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
Tart"Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. .. | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here! "Voddy will be pissed now | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
Tart
Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. .."You know i carnt spell properly.....but you are a well dressed twat | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?
Naaaa been busy pal"Ah telling your bosses how to run there businesses eh | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now "Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?
Ee's been deep sea diving.... "He can't fecking swim | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy "i dont drink sami but i might start | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?
Ee's been deep sea diving....
He can't fecking swim "Feck you im a bloody dolphin | |||
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"Evening all " Evening Voddy, have you had a lovely birthday? | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
Tart
Ah so that's what you've been calling me...doh I thought it was twat. ..
You know i carnt spell properly.....but you are a well dressed twat "I'll take that as a compliment. ..cont. ..I can't spell either | |||
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"Ello Sami
Ello mistress
Bloodyhell its paul
Bloody hell it's dash...you been away?
Ee's been deep sea diving....
He can't fecking swim "Thought he was a mermaid.... | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start"No don't do that, it does funny things to you! | |||
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"Evening all " You been  ing | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks"I've put 5 lb on in a month! Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start"Ave my custard creams | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again "That's good news, well done you! | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start
Ave my custard creams "Can I have a couple? | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start
No don't do that, it does funny things to you! "what like tell people what i really think of them | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start
Ave my custard creams
Can I have a couple? "passes a box full | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start
No don't do that, it does funny things to you! what like tell people what i really think of them"Yep, that's one of the things.... | |||
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"Where's my girls....I'm outnumbered here!
Voddy will be pissed now
Yes most likely . Hope she's not on night shift....just joking, Voddy i dont drink sami but i might start
Ave my custard creams
Can I have a couple? passes a box full "Ooh, lovely, thank you | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you! "Must be cos I've started eating fruit?  | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "Tart | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "Haha... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit? "apple pies are good | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit?
Tart"Nah, apples and bananas. Wouldn't mind nibbling on a tasty tart tho | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit? apple pies are good"They are good....they have fruit in them!... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
That's good news, well done you!
Must be cos I've started eating fruit?
Tart
Nah, apples and bananas.
Wouldn't mind nibbling on a tasty tart tho" | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again "A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "Tut....  Cats bum..... | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "That killed that | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite
Tut....
Cats bum..... " | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite
That killed that "That...would kill anything... | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite "yeah we know you have bog roll dangling | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite
That killed that
That...would kill anything... "Just call me domestos | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling"Thats my ruffled front | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling
Thats my ruffled front "No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!.... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome "Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit "Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling
Thats my ruffled front
No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!.... "Thats back in my laydee half of the wardrobe | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit "Stop jumping on the bus back home then | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit
Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day "I love them on a woman...easy access | |||
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"Sorry ladies I had to go for a shite yeah we know you have bog roll dangling
Thats my ruffled front
No don't wipe your a*** on your new shirt!....
Thats back in my laydee half of the wardrobe " | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit
Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day
I love them on a woman...easy access "...or my jim jams... | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit
Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day
I love them on a woman...easy access
...or my jim jams... "Swush  | |||
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"Im loving the shirt!
Yeah I like that....but will have to lay off the custard creams for a few weeks
I've put 5 lb on in a month!
Almost back to what I weighed before xmas when I started getting "ill" again
A big pack of custard creams for 44p in tesco....help you sleep and put the weight back on you...your welcome
Cheers I'll give 'm a try
I'll get some XL joggers while I'm in there cos soon my jeans won't fit
Haha . Love stretchy joggers when I'm having a fat day
I love them on a woman...easy access
...or my jim jams...
Swush " | |||
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"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was" I liked doddy | |||
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"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was" I bet it will | |||
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"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was I liked doddy "Yah, me too... | |||
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"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was I liked doddy
Yah, me too... "Chubby was talking about him on the local telly news last night...he said what I liked about ken Dodd was he had time for the likes of me! And that sums it up as many have said he had no airs and graces | |||
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"wonder if doddys funeral will be on telly like cillas was I liked doddy
Yah, me too...
Chubby was talking about him on the local telly news last night...he said what I liked about ken Dodd was he had time for the likes of me!
And that sums it up as many have said he had no airs and graces " | |||
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"watching him now on channel 5 " I would imagine they'll be quite a few programs on, in his remembrance | |||
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"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.
Xxx"na night chuck xxx | |||
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"watching him now on channel 5 " I should change over. ..got jim Davidson on... | |||
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"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.
Xxx"Night night sami...hope Mr has a conk on xx | |||
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"Right, lovely friends, off to na nights, see ya the morrow.
Xxxna night chuck xxx"It's me and you birthday girl | |||
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"Good morning all "Morning Mistress | |||
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"Good morning all
Morning Mistress "Guess where I've been | |||
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"Good morning all
Morning Mistress
Guess where I've been "Shopping or..... | |||
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"Good morning all
Morning Mistress
Guess where I've been
Shopping or..... "Both now | |||
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