FabSwingers.com forum: What do you wish people would stop asking you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you wish people would stop asking you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How r u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why I don’t have a partner.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

How are you finding Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why I don’t have a partner.

O my good! This is the most popular question to me

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Having any fun lately? Any meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why r u so fit

It’s a hard life

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

You ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pay you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you finding Fab?

How ARE you going fab??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's it supposed to be?

In regards to my tattoo. Try explaining Escher and abstract art to people who are stupid enough to have asked the question, it's not eaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it supposed to be?

In regards to my tattoo. Try explaining Escher and abstract art to people who are stupid enough to have asked the question, it's not eaay"

Ooooh MC Escher

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By *ida8780Couple
over a year ago

any town

Hi how are ye?

Hi how are ye guys?

Hi guys

What exactly should we respond with? Yeah we are fine..

end of conversation..closed questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you stop following me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i a couple's profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's it supposed to be?

In regards to my tattoo. Try explaining Escher and abstract art to people who are stupid enough to have asked the question, it's not eaay

Ooooh MC Escher

Having googled his work.....how much acid did this guy take

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"What's it supposed to be?

In regards to my tattoo. Try explaining Escher and abstract art to people who are stupid enough to have asked the question, it's not eaay"

I'm disappointed that I couldn't see it...

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

What are you into?

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Whats your kik

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Are you free now?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Which part of Leeds are you from ?

Why on earth does a few miles matter?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"What's it supposed to be?

In regards to my tattoo. Try explaining Escher and abstract art to people who are stupid enough to have asked the question, it's not eaay

I'm disappointed that I couldn't see it...

Us too, have a copy of the work that inspired THAT scene in Labyrinth, and studied him for my HND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you found what you're looking for yet?

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can i see your pics?"

(when they themselves have none)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you meet shorter men?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How is Fab treating you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you meet shorter men?

This is amazing!

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Is that rearly you in your pictures

Do you like straight men

Will you play with my wife/girlfriend

Do you like brown cock

And list goes on

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"How r u "

Consider yourselves lucky,I usually just get a...Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not know as i not been asked lol

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By *rustratedmissWoman
over a year ago

York

What turns you on gggrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does this have to fab related ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a redhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi how are ye?

Hi how are ye guys?

Hi guys

What exactly should we respond with? Yeah we are fine..

end of conversation..closed questions "

It's not really a closed question though is it. It's easy enough to expand on yeah I'm fine thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would not know as i not been asked lol"

Did you put the X on your name just to X Man on the forums....

Most annoying question is what is the most annoying question

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Are you married??

Hot 'wife' is a bit of a clue...

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"Are you a redhead

Yup..

And are you a natural redhead.. which invariably leads to., does the carpet match the drapes..

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Do you really like water sports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi, we were just looking and saw your profile and wondered if you would like to come and play with my wife now?' At 8.30 in the morning, a 100 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Hi, we were just looking and saw your profile and wondered if you would like to come and play with my wife now?' At 8.30 in the morning, a 100 miles away

you have not yet bought the teleporter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s you?

What you in to?

Do you like to pogo up mountains wearing a clown suit?

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

My least favourite is “will you fuck me with your strap on?” No other chat or preamble.

My strap on comes attached to me and I’m only going to fuck people I like as part of a fun eve. That message gets deleted without answer these days.

My next least favourite is “is your name xxxxxx?” Like they think they know you and have guessed your identity. Delete (unless they get it right then I’m intrigued and may look at their profile”

V xx

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

How are you?

Had any fun lately?

Im staying at (insert hotel name here) by the airport and im bored do you fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're Scottish? Do you eat deep fried mars bars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you put your dick away please..... shortly followed by. You are now banned from asda

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

What are you looking for?

How are you finding Fab?

what is your name

What are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men especially straight men, stop asking me for a meet for fucks sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like to pogo up mountains wearing a clown suit?

Oh man I hate that one, get asked so often... obviously the answer is yes, but sometimes I want to say just to shut them up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a meet? Not heard of that one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What are you wearing?

How are you finding fab?

Are you free now?

How much?

Are you really 46?

What are you up to?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *teven12ABCMan
over a year ago

Wigan lancs

yeah are you free now or in one hours time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you wearing?

How are you finding fab?

Are you free now?

How much?

Are you really 46?

What are you up to?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

"How much?" is really horrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

So what are you looking for on Fab?

Do you fancy a drink tonight?

Why are you on Fab for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

So what are you looking for on Fab?

Do you fancy a drink tonight?

Why are you on Fab for?

Fair questions lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Why do I go to clubs in Manchester when I live in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I go to clubs in Manchester when I live in London

Why do you go to clubs in Manchester when you live in London?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I would like a discreet blowjob....from a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you from?

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you from?

Seriously?

Swear on your life love

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"What are you wearing?

How are you finding fab?

Are you free now?

How much?

Are you really 46?

What are you up to?

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

"How much?" is really horrible!

I know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size is your cock?

Seriously ladies???

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Would your wife be willing to strip naked, cover her bottom in fairy liquid and slide up and down my (not a euphemism) piano keys!?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she meet alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you into....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From men

Fancy a discreet blow job?

Want to fuck my ass

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Where are you from?

Yes. This. Or the 'where are you REALLY from?' question.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Why do I go to clubs in Manchester when I live in London

Why do you go to clubs in Manchester when you live in London?"

Read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I go to clubs in Manchester when I live in London

Why do you go to clubs in Manchester when you live in London?

Read my profile

Not that interested in you mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''u got any more pics'' and ''fancy a quick phone chat??''...no and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you from?

Yes. This. Or the 'where are you REALLY from?' question. "

I know right!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would your wife be willing to strip naked, cover her bottom in fairy liquid and slide up and down my (not a euphemism) piano keys!?!?!? "

I bet that would feel lovely though. Might kill the piano

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where are you from?

Yes. This. Or the 'where are you REALLY from?' question. "

I once answered, My mother's womb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

So what are you looking for on Fab?

Do you fancy a drink tonight?

Why are you on Fab for?

Seems they all ask the same questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To explain Schrodingers Cat

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

newark

In life?

"How are you"

Its like, if i still have a full set of limbs and i'm breathing - I could be worse?

And ultimately, when it comes down to it. Nobody really cares. Nobody can do f all about any real issues. Yet every mother f'ker asks

Social protocol? 21st century..can't be just use out imaginations abit

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

'can you just'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey babe do you like bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you black?

Nobody likes black bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fuck you bareback?

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

are you in TOWIE

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Y don't i just pay for it.

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Can I have a face picture when they have just started talking to me

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

In no particular order;

How's u?

Can I buy your pants

What you doing now?

Got any face pics? (Message 1)

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By *ute Manchester SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Does the fem meet alone?

Hate the word 'fem'as it is.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Where are you from?

Yes. This. Or the 'where are you REALLY from?' question.

I once answered, My mother's womb.

I said the sperm bank once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your husband know you’re on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you're Scottish? Do you eat deep fried mars bars?

Is that a yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Do you gush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Erm you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much should I pay you to stop harassing me?

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By *obnDaniCouple
over a year ago

Crawley

Do you meet alone?

erm no we're a couple

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

Why I can't accommodate.

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"Why I don’t have a partner.

This !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long will dinner be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘How are use?’ Or ‘fancy meeting’ (blokes).

Geeky x

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Why can't I be as sexy as u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boss..... are you going to do some work or what?..... Me.... What

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

You got any more pics.. Yep 135

What are you interests.. On my profile

I'm free now..im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a man like you on here? Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would it take to meet you...

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By *SophiexCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

[Removed by poster at 12/03/18 07:11:30]

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By *SophiexCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

How am I? Must be ok to be on here no?

What am I up to - well I am on here replying to messages for one

Frustratingly (specially on my single profile - hotwife-sophie) what am I into?

Go read the fuffing profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long will dinner be? "
accompanied by....

"What's for dinner?" Or "has it got mushrooms in it?" All three of those... every day... often several times from 3 individuals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'U like bbc?' or 'u into yung guys?'.

We don't care for anybody at all who defines themselves by their cock and we have an age range on our profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fun?

What use into? (Use? Use?)

You're up early. (Yes,we have clocks,we know what time it is)

What are use (use again ffs?) doing tonight? (none of your business)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'm up to!

Can you meet right now this minute? lol

What am I looking for?

Got any pictures? When they don't have any on their profile!

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"What I'm up to!

Can you meet right now this minute? lol

What am I looking for?

Got any pictures? When they don't have any on their profile!

Exactly this

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

R u into young guys as ive always wanted to fuck an older lady.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"R u into young guys as ive always wanted to fuck an older lady."

Makes you feel so special (not) Fi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t your nuts get cold running around in the snow all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you just tell me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Face pic?’

Look, I’m on here, I want fun but don’t be so shallow.

Get annoyed they don’t want to have a little chat & sorry but I’m not that desperate for sex, if I have sex I wanna make sure it’s good!!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Can they have a biscuit

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

It says on my profile I only meet at clubs and yet they still message saying "oh I read it but I was hoping we could meet else where"

NO NO NO, only at clubs for a bloody reason respect my choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they have a biscuit

How very rude!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Can they have a biscuit

How very rude!"

I know! I mean, there's so much more to me than my stash of biscuity dunking delights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you from?

London..

No, where are you REALLY from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men especially straight men, stop asking me for a meet for fucks sake"

Bollox you love it no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your evening

Doing much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you black?

Your very fit lol

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"Can you meet now?"

Read our profile, we have lives beyond Fab...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just had 'can I ask you anything?'.....so tempted to reply something along the lines of 'no you can't so piss orf!!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's my name.. When they realise I'm not my brother

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I've just had 'can I ask you anything?'.....so tempted to reply something along the lines of 'no you can't so piss orf!!!!!'

Can I ask you something?... You just did. Bye and happy fabbing.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Aww, your English is soooo good; "was" you born in the UK?

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"What size is your cock?

Seriously ladies???"

From experience, all the cock questions end in NO MEETS.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?"

well just answer the damn question!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?

well just answer the damn question!!!!"

Oh OK then

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?

well just answer the damn question!!!!

Oh OK then

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

That’s a handy cut and paste list of questions lol

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

To be their first experience. That’s either first bi or first black guy. It’s a turn off for us. We meet to play and have fun, we don’t want to be other people’s experiment time.

Yes I know we all have to start somewhere but we get this a lot and we don’t like it.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Guys who click on the "whos near", see you are near and ask if you can meet now. . I was on a train from Sheffield to London yesterday and got messages from Sheffield, Derby, Leicester and so on as I headed south.

Does it not occur to people that if you are away from your location you are highly likely to be working, visiting relatives etc and thus going to be available for a quick fuck.

Or, in my case, leave my train...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’m not really what you’re looking for but...

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

How are you?

Hows your day/weekend been?

How are you finding Fab?

I must get 50 messages a day like the ones above, even though i ask...nae beg, them NOT to send such messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot about the fancy meeting messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for.

What you upto.

There huge what size are they.

Can i put my cock in between your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i see pics please,and this is from people on fab over a year

theyve been in my public gallery since i joined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you wish people would stop asking you?"

If their rag smells of chloroform

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Is that your real age? As you look so much younger!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What in in to

Do I like younger guys

Would I peg them

Do I wear stockings

Which clubs I go to

Do I like BBC

All of these are answered in my profile, but yet they can't be bothered reading it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

U free? As in do I charge or am I busy?

Can I see your friend pics? Are we friends? I didn't think so

How's u? I don't know anyone called u.

How is fab treating you? I don't believe fab is treating me, in fact I treat fab to £5 a month and my presence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you up too

What are you looking for on here

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

"Are you married??

Hot 'wife' is a bit of a clue...

So your married then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you “originally” from ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you were bi

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Am I really 6ft? No I'm really 5ft 3

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

What's wrong with single white guys?

Do you do bi stuff?

Can I clean up after you?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Is your pussy pink?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

To meet on different times and days than I have put them up for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?"

We prefer peeing into a toilet which was previously flushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

What are you into

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Fancy meeting for some cock sucking mate?"

I'm not into dudes, I've blocked men from messaging me anyway but this is from the male half of couples

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Will you put your peepee in my poopoo?

We prefer peeing into a toilet which was previously flushed."

Prudes!

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By *mithers930Man
over a year ago

Guildford

I dont think we have anything left to say !!! any suggestions now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why I don’t have a partner.

O my good! This is the most popular question to me

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