FabSwingers.com forum: Build a bridge and fuck off over it!

By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I die, Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

I saw that once, it’s always stuck with me! Made

Me chucckle.

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Haha both hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your beak out of it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s hotter in here than a thousand whippets fucking in a green house

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Pick a window, you're leaving through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's not waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance I'n the rain!

Not quite makes me laugh but defiantly liftens my spiris!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Just fuck the fuck off, and when you get there fuck off a bit further"

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?"

One we heard a while ago was "get in the fucking sea". We laughed for ages.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Heard in many engineering companies across the land..... "you don't have to be a cunt to work here, but it helps if you've got one.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TB or not TB? That is congestion.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Your being near me is triggering my tourettes"

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"TB or not TB? That is congestion."

Nah,its consumption !

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How will people react when they find out that i don't have Tourettes?!

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Oxygen thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not funny when someone says it every 5 minutes, in a sentence it doesn't make sense in.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I can only please one person a day and today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can suck the fun right out of the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Heard in many engineering companies across the land..... "you don't have to be a cunt to work here, but it helps if you've got one..""

Was that out of bitterness or misogyny?

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By *ll 4 herCouple
over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

Go forth and multiply in short, sharp, jerking movements has always made me smile.

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Put that in your pipe and smoke it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s all fun and games until someone’s eye gets poked out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have when I die Bury me face down so the rest of the world can kiss my arse tattopd on my arm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TB or not TB? That is congestion.

Nah,its consumption !"

But that doesn’t scan so well with the original.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

You can only piss with the dick you've got.

Not funny as such but a great piece of life philosophy.

One of favourite phases - Spunk bowser. Referring to a WRAF who is constantly filled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a face like yours, I'd teach my arse to talk and walk backwards.

Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off it's a lovely day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have when I die Bury me face down so the rest of the world can kiss my arse tattopd on my arm lol"

You need to share this picture. Such a good quote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behold the field in which I grow my fucks to give. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?"

I think the full expression is, cry me a river build a bridge and get the fuck over it.

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

I can eat a can of alphabet spaghetti & shit out a better argument than you.

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

"When I die, Bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.

I saw that once, it’s always stuck with me! Made

Me chucckle. "

There actually is a man buried upside down in Boxhill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?"

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my first time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's that riddled she didn't just give him the clap. She gave him a round of applause.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Eat shit and die....fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s all fun and games until someone’s eye gets poked out ! "

Or the condom bursts

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I came here to kick ass, and chew gum.... and I'm all outta gum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be build a bridge and get over it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knock an elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a cunny funt aren't ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're a cunny funt aren't ya."

Or a cunning stunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my circus, not my monkeys

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

After an incredible fucking, it was stated by one of the party "me legs are like sticks of piss!"

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By *C500Man
over a year ago

Preston

Who took the jam out of your fuckin donhunt !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my circus, not my monkeys "

Love this one...use it regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its hotter than a bitch in heat...very rarely get to use this in Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you own it an apology or a thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On it like a car bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people might not get this but an old friend of my mine once got into an argument with his then gf and came out with “if you wanna get myspacey about it”. I guess they were arguing about my space but it cracked me up. - skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining!

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

Heres a quid. Use if as down payment on getting a life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On it like a car bonnet"

Easter Bonnet, surely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard this choice expression from a friend of mine - not directed at me I should add - but thought it was so funny.

What expressions tickle your funny bone?"

he/she has a face made for radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wouldn't get a kick in a stampede.. Or he wouldn't get his hole if he fell in to a barrel of fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the things you see when you haven't got a gun

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh, fuck it in a bucket!"

A favourite exclamation of mine. Has a multitude of applications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.

Or the more risky version......

Sweating like a paedo in a playground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh its (insert first name) bury me in a y shaped coffin (insert surname)

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

It doesn't hurt when the pains gone

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Was told the other day that I was hotter than a junkie's spoon. That made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was told the other day that I was hotter than a junkie's spoon. That made me laugh."

He sent that to about 50 women. There is a thread on it somewhere lol

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

You're going out the way you came in.. out the Front Door.

If you're lucky, we'll open it!

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

You moved quicker than a whippit with a bum full of dynamite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.

Or the more risky version......

Sweating like a paedo in a playground"

Or 'Sweating like a cat in a Chinese Takeaway' lol

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"I can only please one person a day and today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either "

Sometimes I hear this in my head without anyone saying anything

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By *..TheCurvyPetrolHead...Woman
over a year ago

St Helens

"I will have a pint of bothered with that!"

To say when you get an annoying email or extra work to do. Or if someone says something that you are just not bothered about! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweating like a fat kid in a cake shop.

Or the more risky version......

Sweating like a paedo in a playground

Or 'Sweating like a cat in a Chinese Takeaway' lol"

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish and chip shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't make pears grow on the apple tree; and, you can have anything you want in life as long as long as you're prepared to pay (translations of Spanish sayings)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marry me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The apple didn't fall far from the tree

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By *riendswithbenefits321Couple
over a year ago

pelsall

Get out that tree if fell and break your leg don't come runnning to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless her heart but she's as ugly as a donkeys arse

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Was told the other day that I was hotter than a junkie's spoon. That made me laugh.

He sent that to about 50 women. There is a thread on it somewhere lol"

Still funny

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

He looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So slightly nerdy, but tickles me.....Rocket scientist discussing the failure on launch of rocket, 'It suffered and unplanned, kinetic disassembly during the launch phase' !

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"So slightly nerdy, but tickles me.....Rocket scientist discussing the failure on launch of rocket, 'It suffered and unplanned, kinetic disassembly during the launch phase' ! "

Kaboom!!!

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By *esus H ChristMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Go piss up a rope fuckstick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorola recall warning on some dodgy phone batteries, with a tendency to explode.

These batteries may 'rapidly disassemble'

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

You couldn't survive in Tesco's for a day.

After someone bragging about how they survived something trivial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been watching you from across the floor

Well fuck off back there.......

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