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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soldier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World wrestling federation champion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fireman, but my fire has not yet died out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King of the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet pilot... close enough I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be Jacque cousteau.

I still do..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher or archaeologist kept switching between the two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RAF pilot.

Unfortunately, I still havent grown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to be a botanist.

Now i am a computer engineer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action man.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A dancer or a teacher

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A dancer.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I wanted to be a secretary

or a dog sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

bus conductress with lots of badges and those machines for tickets and not holding on whilst going round corners!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"A soldier. "

And did you get to live the dream?

Wanted to be a Policeman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RAF police officer or regular police officer

Managed one for a year until I had to leave on medical grounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a barrister - I ended up having kids and now they're teens I'm detective, judge, jury, prosecutioner, nurse, agony aunt, chef, house keeper, mum, and probably a shit ton of other things I've not given thought too. I'm never the same person for longer than ten minutes. Who knew parenting could provide so many exciting roles

Why Detective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though "

But they're dead, they won't mind if you're grumpy.

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

newark

A soldier, model maker and working with water in some way

Done, done and doing

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Don't know yet!

Although I did start to train as a barrister. But left after the first day as making coffee all day in that wig and gown was hot work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I desperately wanted to walk donkeys on the beach! I was the best customer on the donkeys in Whitby when I was tiny. Grew out of that at about 8 then wanted to be a hotel receptionist. Neither have happened but happy how it's turned out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stunt man. Used to live the Fall Guy tv show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Detective?"

To find out what they're really up to and who they're hanging out with rather than the version of reality they create for our sensitive ears. Mostly. Though I sometimes have to play detective to find out which of the little sods have nicked my chocolate which can take some quite serious investigation and extensive questioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Detective?

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Detective?

It wasn't me

Its never them either

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

A lorry driver

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A mountain climber...

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A journalist and then a squaddie. One out of two ticked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dancer and then a baker

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Footballer then computer whiz! Second choice won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A polo player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 things - an interior designer or cartographer - didnt do either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though

But they're dead, they won't mind if you're grumpy.

Unfortunately the greeting arsed families would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An undertaker. I'm not really sympathetic enough for the job though

But they're dead, they won't mind if you're grumpy.

Unfortunately the greeting arsed families would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gymnast or actress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pilot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fulfilled all of my ambitions apart from astronaut. I know they say aim high!!

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi driver

Mum didn't drive so used taxis a lot. Used to think they had the best job ever and always seemed really happy.

Im now aware they were just flirting with my single mum haha the dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighter pilot. Top gun is by far the best film ever.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"

Older

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A gymnast,I was for a while until an injury stopped me.

Then a teacher, I used to teach too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I had no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furniture designer

Astro physicist

Soldier...... guess which one i was .

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Furniture designer

Astro physicist

Soldier...... guess which one i was ."

Dfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be a complete wanker - and I am pleased to say that I have achieved that with ease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policeman........but my early twenties kinda pissed on that dream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MP in the RAF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psychiatrist, that ships sailed though- skittles

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Wanted to be a fighter pilot, but changed that to soldier after watching the Iranian embassy siege on telly.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

A stripper..... true story

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

A woman . X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fireman

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By *ebaucherouspoetMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Always wanted to be in the SAS, they were the pinnacle of cool to me!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Pretty much what I am

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"A soldier. "

Me too! So I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scientist! Even made it through 2 years of a pharmaceutical chemistry degree before changing my mind.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Rock star

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Air hostess for cheep travel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I wanted to be a teacher or a nurse. I ended up a senior nurse teaching others. Then went into what I do now.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A fighter pilot, or Indiana Jones.

One of those sort of came true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a police woman

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pro motocross rider.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A fighter pilot, or Indiana Jones.

One of those sort of came true.

So....having a fight in an Indian restaurant doesn't count

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Barrister or nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman . X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gangster

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Dancer

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

To join the Royal Navy which I did and then stupidly left after 3 months - biggest mistake of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An architect.

I am not.

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Exactly what I wanted to be, a mechanic. Always loved cars. Been working on them and restoring them from when I started walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Architect, ended up being a Town Planner, ie the bane of an architects life!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barrister or nun.

Why not both? Sister solicitor. I’d watch that TV programme!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

A fashion designer... I even had a Fashion Wheel design thing (a late 70's early 80's toy) Still love sketching designs even now

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

A children’s tv presenter

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Brilliant

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

Kevin Keegan...but my mum told me I might be as tall as him but much heavier...the reverse was true eventually...taller but lighter. Wish I had his perm, not sure about the dodgy Brut shower ads with Henry Cooper though...

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Happy

Jobs a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dream was to be a football player or an astonaut,got close to being a football player was semi pro and as for the astronaut well there’s a few lady’s on here that’s took me close to the moon and back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A footballer for West Ham United.

And the way that the silly sods are playing, I am sure that I can still make it into the bloody team now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DJ and Radio presenter... did both...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a train driver or a farmer. Now a self sufficient farmer with a ride on train in the garden. Guess I never grew up.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A polo player"

Could you get a decent tune out of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "library lady," mostly because of the stamps. Now everything is computerised of course. Never did that but my home is full of books!

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Fireman and a Royal Marine. I was lucky enough to do both

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By *aster C the kinksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington

A nun. Because of The Sound of Music

S..x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a lorry driver..... yeah I know

When I was little I thought it was the best job in the world, being paid to drive all around the country, seeing the scenery

Mrs x

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"A fighter pilot, or Indiana Jones.

One of those sort of came true.

So....having a fight in an Indian restaurant doesn't count

lol

Let’s just say my career’s in ruins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuntman was always the goal as a kid, got massively sidetracked from that though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Teacher . Then I found alcohol in my teens

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Archaeologist. Till my mam muscled in on the careers meeting and said ‘where you gonna find a job in (town) doing that!! Ha

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Policeman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty old man, the only one from my class to succeed.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rushden Lakes

"A footballer for West Ham United.

And the way that the silly sods are playing, I am sure that I can still make it into the bloody team now!!!!

As a Leyton Orient fan, that’s karma

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A time travelling detective called Sabastian Darknight.

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I wanted to be a fairy and my man wanted to be a soldier. He got his wish in his 20s and he still thinks I'm a fairy

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

You're not missing anything-trust me...

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