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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes "Your just evil | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
Your just evil " | |||
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"I could do with a loaf of bread if you're near the 24h garage " I've got a French stick if that's any good 
Oh hang on, the OP might take that the wrong way, or maybe...... | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully "So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes "I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed "I'm crying into my coffee as we speak  | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway "She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak "Like it salty | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway "I enjoy going against the herd of 'nay sayers' | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics "Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?  | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak "Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now? | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away? "It was the "horney" | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?"The "moon" is only rising in America now | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?"Now there's a thought....  | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney""I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought.... "Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty  | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it "I know how you feel. | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty "As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply  | |||
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"It was the "horney" I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it "Where's Miss Honey when you need her | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply "don't forget the sky remote and lynx can. | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel. "But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying?? | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying?? "It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney | |||
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"I got to be fair there are some right knob heads on here posting crap about other people while still being on a adult site what's wrong no one likes you lol pmsl" No everyone hates me  | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply "How about 5 pictures, 1 twerking video, a plane ticket to Berlin and an SD card to take all the photos you want... I may even let you have a feel if you play your cards right... | |||
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"I got to be fair there are some right knob heads on here posting crap about other people while still being on a adult site what's wrong no one likes you lol pmsl" And you're just swimming in the sluice oasis of pussy we are all chasing judging by your verifications! Still horney? | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney "You can change it for a fiver you know . If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
How about 5 pictures, 1 twerking video, a plane ticket to Berlin and an SD card to take all the photos you want...
I may even let you have a feel if you play your cards right..."Does this mean I've pulled? | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising "You mean you'd sue the pants off me | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
How about 5 pictures, 1 twerking video, a plane ticket to Berlin and an SD card to take all the photos you want...
I may even let you have a feel if you play your cards right...
Does this mean I've pulled? "Not yet, I'll be 30 shortly, then you might have pulled! Once you aren't a weirdo but I don't see anything to suggest that so far! | |||
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"What the fuck does know one speak English " If you press reply+quote to the comment you are replying to, it Will attach to that comment lovely  | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me "There's no point, if you're not horny | |||
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"What the fuck does know one speak English " Evidentally knot | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
How about 5 pictures, 1 twerking video, a plane ticket to Berlin and an SD card to take all the photos you want...
I may even let you have a feel if you play your cards right...
Does this mean I've pulled?
Not yet, I'll be 30 shortly, then you might have pulled! Once you aren't a weirdo but I don't see anything to suggest that so far! "Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny "Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment"Cattle prod?  | |||
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" Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind "Seems perfectly norm...... Back away not today disco lady | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod? "I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure. | |||
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" Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind
Seems perfectly norm...... Back away not today disco lady"Hahaha fair play that did make me laugh disco Stu | |||
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" Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind "I did... the paper bag option is a big plus! | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure."Anything?? That is a very big statement.... | |||
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" Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind
Seems perfectly norm...... Back away not today disco lady
Hahaha fair play that did make me laugh disco Stu " | |||
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" Read my profile.. I'm sure you'll change your mind
I did... the paper bag option is a big plus! "Are you Jensen Ackles then??? Lowering my filters now!! | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement.... "I'm a big guy..... | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply "Also, which day of June do you want your extra photo? I'll pencil it in for the 21st given it's the longest day of the year | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy..... "You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about.. | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
Also, which day of June do you want your extra photo? I'll pencil it in for the 21st given it's the longest day of the year "I like surprises... Just make it a good one | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about.. "Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it. | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it."That's big feet . I like big shoulders | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it.
That's big feet . I like big shoulders "Big socks too. Oh do you now | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it.
That's big feet . I like big shoulders
Big socks too. Oh do you now "I do indeed. It is a weakness of mine | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
Also, which day of June do you want your extra photo? I'll pencil it in for the 21st given it's the longest day of the year
I like surprises... Just make it a good one "Still waiting on you to surprise me and lower your filter by a few weeks or even be so horney as to send the first message | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it.
That's big feet . I like big shoulders
Big socks too. Oh do you now
I do indeed. It is a weakness of mine "Hummmmm good to know. I don't think I've any photos up of them as my tattoos are custom pieces that are too recigniseable. | |||
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"I'm in wales lol Thankfully
So am I! Thank Christ I have a vagina
You must be so disappointed
I'm crying into my coffee as we speak
Coffee? you gonna start trolling different time zones for ass pics now?
Now there's a thought....
Well you'll have to occupy yourself somehow for the 9 weeks until I'm inside your age filter... then I'll send you photos on request of my tight ghetto booty
As long as you are willing to send me 31 pictures of it. All from different angles... Then I'll reply
Also, which day of June do you want your extra photo? I'll pencil it in for the 21st given it's the longest day of the year
I like surprises... Just make it a good one
Still waiting on you to surprise me and lower your filter by a few weeks or even be so horney as to send the first message "Haha I'll more likely throw you a message, than lower my filters | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it.
That's big feet . I like big shoulders
Big socks too. Oh do you now
I do indeed. It is a weakness of mine
Hummmmm good to know. I don't think I've any photos up of them as my tattoos are custom pieces that are too recigniseable. "I can understand that. Pity. I'm sure they are great shoulders | |||
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"Do it OP. Don't listen to all these snowflakes
I admire the fact that you are adequately entertained by pushing for pictures of a "horney" mans "gaping asshole" on a Friday night... Defo not the material type anyway
She's probably the op she has the profile for gaping pics
Oh shit! Rumbled! What have me away?
It was the "horney"
I get that feeling so rarely, I've forgotten how to spell it
I know how you feel.
But you have horny in your username?? Are you lying??
It was from when I did feel it, and it won't let me change it. But also I've horny not horney
You can change it for a fiver you know. If I'd messaged you, because I was feeling horn(e)y and you said you no longer felt like that, I could have you sued for false advertising
You mean you'd sue the pants off me
There's no point, if you're not horny
Yup I know. Think I need shock treatment
Cattle prod?
I'll try anything once. Twice to be sure.
Anything?? That is a very big statement....
I'm a big guy.....
You are, aren't you? Only just noticed your height.... I'm sure that's what you were talking about..
Yes of course. Shoulders too. And well size 13feet adds too it.
That's big feet . I like big shoulders
Big socks too. Oh do you now
I do indeed. It is a weakness of mine
Hummmmm good to know. I don't think I've any photos up of them as my tattoos are custom pieces that are too recigniseable.
I can understand that. Pity. I'm sure they are great shoulders "I'm sure there is plenty better ones on here. Actually I know there are. | |||
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