FabSwingers.com forum: Tomorrow you wake up man/woman...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You wake up tomorrow as a woman/man – what dirty things do you do all day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with my ladybits until I get bored and become a lesbian. not letting men anywhere near me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Service my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Spend all day telling couples on fab that I’m not on here to be a couples plaything , I’m not a performing seal and that finding both parties in a couple attractive enough to play with is really hard .

Then I’d spend the evening saying I don’t want an inbox full of cock pics , I know what one looks like , and that anyone sending or showing cock pics will be blocked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have often said id like this - a couple of days worth though of being a bloke - want the whole experience not just a few randy hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stick my dick up my boyfriends arse and see how he likes it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see if I think with my cock and not my brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to see if I think with my cock and not my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the first thing I'd do is check out my package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the oven

Do the hoovering

Fill the washer

Do the ironing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure I'd just spend the day penetrating things, just to see what it feels like: meat pies, tins of spaghetti hoops, creme caramel. Then I'd play - a LOT. See how long it gets, how hard. Then some puppetry of the penis. Then finally try and round a few sexy women up with a sob story about how I'm a virgin..

It would be a looooong but very pleasurable day.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Stay indoors avoiding all the perverted Men outside and spend all day playing with my tits and finger banging myself

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Lamp post pissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick my nose. Fart in public and blame my other half. Leave my dirty clothes wherever I happen to take them off.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Just a usual day then...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Pick my nose. Fart in public and blame my other half. Leave my dirty clothes wherever I happen to take them off. "

Leave the toilet seat UP

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I see how far I could shoot 'my load' of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wake up tomorrow as a woman/man – what dirty things do you do all day?"

Try get whatever I can up me

lol

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Fart in bed sorry to much info lol x

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

I’d do Hardcore Porn......

I’ve always wondered how a woman feels during Amazing Sex.

I know some of it’s acting, but that look on their faces makes it looks like they’re really enjoying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd write down the offside rule so that I'd remember it the next day and be able to impress people with my knowledge because, apparently,it's reeeaaaally important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty sure I'd just spend the day penetrating things, just to see what it feels like: meat pies, tins of spaghetti hoops, creme caramel. Then I'd play - a LOT. See how long it gets, how hard. Then some puppetry of the penis. Then finally try and round a few sexy women up with a sob story about how I'm a virgin..

It would be a looooong but very pleasurable day.

This made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd write down the offside rule so that I'd remember it the next day and be able to impress people with my knowledge because, apparently,it's reeeaaaally important. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take approximately 2 hours to get ready as opposed to 15 minutes?

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By *ig daddy 1969Man
over a year ago

manchester

Do the housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter

Apache Helicopter

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

Gotta be the bareback gangbang, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick my nose. Fart in public and blame my other half. Leave my dirty clothes wherever I happen to take them off.

Leave the toilet seat UP

Yes and let's bot forget kids everywhere except in the toilet and blame the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House work..... wait I'm single and i do that anyway .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wake up tall I’m gonna change the lightbulb on the landing.

Then probably have a wank and take a load of cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a good play with my boobs and pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update my profile to women and say " not looking for single men, unicorn hunting couples and bi fem...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd spend most of day taking pics of cock with the sky remote than later with my can of Stella

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Id update my profile to say wont respond without face pic then not have my face on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic... can I change my sex on my profile? Don't want to be one of those women on here who pretend to be a man to chat to women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would keep my hands in my pockets and feel cocky all day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Very interesting answers . It shows what most of you lovely ladies think us men are like . I assure you we're not all like that lol. I guess I'd go dogging with 38 guys. You're all into that aren't you girls ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gggrrr i woke up and im still very much a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gggrrr i woke up and im still very much a woman "

Mature naughty women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick my nose. Fart in public and blame my other half. Leave my dirty clothes wherever I happen to take them off.

Leave the toilet seat UP

About damn time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...the toilet seat I mean haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,d take a cast of my cock and make a dildo XXX

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get my pussy and nipples pierced.

Try lots of sexy clothing to see what it is like with real girl curves.

Buy shoes - hundreds of pairs as I'd have normal girl sized feet.

Find as many hot t-girls to fuck me as I could.

Have at least 1 lesbian adventure.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"gggrrr i woke up and im still very much a woman "
hooray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d put a meet request up and watch my inbox fill up

Then I’d delete them all without opening

Just to see what it felt like

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Contemplate my navel, stick my phone under the duvet to capture the wonder of my morning glory, upload the pic to Fab and send it to anyone who hasn't filtered me out, then have a rage wank when people don't reply or block me and start a thread on the Forums wondering how the hell I didn't manage to get a meet on my very first day as a man.... simples!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Mr) learn how to use the washing machine..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Mr) learn how to use the washing machine..

LOL I'm still learning

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