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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

Oohhh interesting, scotch on the rocks for me tonight

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ll have whatever the house recommends as a refreshing drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka please and a dash of cranberry juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pace myself, just a lager to start with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

Oohhh interesting, scotch on the rocks for me tonight"

Coming right up

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By *targirl1000Woman
over a year ago

Cannock

Nice chilled sparkling rosè with raspberries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have whatever the house recommends as a refreshing drink please

Have a cocktail purple rain, tastes like refresher sweets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please and a dash of cranberry juice

Aye of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pace myself, just a lager to start with "

Okay here’s a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice chilled sparkling rosè with raspberries "

Ooo sounds lovely here you go

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By *targirl1000Woman
over a year ago

Cannock

"Nice chilled sparkling rosè with raspberries

Ooo sounds lovely here you go "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have tap water.

And if you had what I've got you would be drinking tap water too.

I've got 11p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have tap water.

And if you had what I've got you would be drinking tap water too.

I've got 11p

Haha tap water? Are you sure?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Thank fuck, I could really use a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pace myself, just a lager to start with

Okay here’s a pint

Fast and friendly service I'll come here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jura whisky please.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

do you do cashback ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you do cashback ?"

Or bareback?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fuck, I could really use a drink! "

What’s your poison!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jura whisky please. "

A double? Ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do you do cashback ?"

No sorry I don’t

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

"do you do cashback ?

Or bareback?"

How rude

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wine, I need wine. Ideally a 1998 Aussie Shiraz. Failing that, a blue nun will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wine, I need wine. Ideally a 1998 Aussie Shiraz. Failing that, a blue nun will do

I have blue nun, a large glass

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Thank fuck, I could really use a drink!

What’s your poison!

Anything right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fuck, I could really use a drink!

What’s your poison!

Anything right now

I’m on Raspberry gin, want some of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot coco please

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Anything need to get hammerd had a rough week x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hot coco please

Of course, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hiya miss

can I have a JD on the rocks please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything need to get hammerd had a rough week x"

Ha vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hiya miss

can I have a JD on the rocks please?

Sure you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off out in a bit and I'll be playing a game called "top shelf" I'll start at the spirits on the left hand side and work my way across, then down and back towards the start.....so I'll just have a Guinness to line my stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm off out in a bit and I'll be playing a game called "top shelf" I'll start at the spirits on the left hand side and work my way across, then down and back towards the start.....so I'll just have a Guinness to line my stomach"

Sounds like a fun night, here’s your Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jura whisky please.

A double? Ice? "

Neat, no ice thanks. Definitely double.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a fun night, here’s your Guinness"

Lifesaver.....thankyou.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Thank fuck, I could really use a drink!

What’s your poison!

Anything right now

I’m on Raspberry gin, want some of that?

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jura whisky please.

A double? Ice?

Neat, no ice thanks. Definitely double.

Coming right up lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank fuck, I could really use a drink!

What’s your poison!

Anything right now

I’m on Raspberry gin, want some of that?

Ooh yes please "

It’s very nice, here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

Does it taste of raspberry? Not a hint mind proper raspberry? If so please may I Indulge x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

Does it taste of raspberry? Not a hint mind proper raspberry? If so please may I Indulge x"

It’s really nice, yes it tastes of Raspberry x

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By *moothnessMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Could I have a bottle of 'Tactical Nuclear Penguin'. I'll try not fall over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a bottle of 'Tactical Nuclear Penguin'. I'll try not fall over."

At 32% please try not to fall over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Surprise me! It’ll be as exciting as my Friday night is going to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My weekend plans have come to a halt unexpectedly so who fancies a drink? I’m currently drinking Raspberry gin and tonic

Does it taste of raspberry? Not a hint mind proper raspberry? If so please may I Indulge x

It’s really nice, yes it tastes of Raspberry x"

Thank you that would be splendid. Yum x

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Want a hand, qualified bar man here, may even work topless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me! It’ll be as exciting as my Friday night is going to get

Haha as exciting as mine, I’ll text you! You can have some of my Raspberry gin and tonic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Want a hand, qualified bar man here, may even work topless

I’m managing thanks but people stating my usual confuses me! I get confused easily!

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Want a hand, qualified bar man here, may even work topless

I’m managing thanks but people stating my usual confuses me! I get confused easily!

Last offer

before i have another whiskey x

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Anything need to get hammerd had a rough week x

Ha vodka?

How did you know that's my favourite tipple lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Want a hand, qualified bar man here, may even work topless

I’m managing thanks but people stating my usual confuses me! I get confused easily!

Last offer

before i have another whiskey x"

I’m fine thanks

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Surprise me! It’ll be as exciting as my Friday night is going to get

Haha as exciting as mine, I’ll text you! You can have some of my Raspberry gin and tonic

Ha ha! Video call later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything need to get hammerd had a rough week x

Ha vodka?

How did you know that's my favourite tipple lol x"

Just a guess, it’s a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and please

But tried that Parma violet gin and prosecco last week it was lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me! It’ll be as exciting as my Friday night is going to get

Haha as exciting as mine, I’ll text you! You can have some of my Raspberry gin and tonic

Ha ha! Video call later!

Definitely xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD and please

But tried that Parma violet gin and prosecco last week it was lovely "

JD and c*ke coming up, however Parma violet gin sounds lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Feeling exotic,a San Miguel and gin with slimline please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usual for us please and a drink for the kinkybutler.

I’m a terrible barkeep I don’t remember people’s drinks! Please refresh my memory

Feeling exotic,a San Miguel and gin with slimline please x"

Perfect coming right up, here you go

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Please can I have a large one, I need it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka please and a dash of cranberry juice

Aye of course

Keep them cumming please

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By *ucker2020Man
over a year ago

Nelson

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Sex on the beach followed by a screaming orgasm??

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"Anything need to get hammerd had a rough week x

Ha vodka?

How did you know that's my favourite tipple lol x

Just a guess, it’s a double

Oooo now your talking cheers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a large one, I need it xx"

A large one? Of what gin, vodka, rum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka please and a dash of cranberry juice

Aye of course

Keep them cumming please

I’ll leave you with the bottle, drink responsibly

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Doesn’t the raspverrr gin get a bit claggy after a couple?!

Merlot for me please!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

A drink that I had years a go black Russian x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn’t the raspverrr gin get a bit claggy after a couple?!

Merlot for me please!"

I’m on glass 2 and no it doesn’t. A glass of Merlot coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and Irn-bru!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

I'll try the Russian donkey one ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka please and a dash of cranberry juice

Aye of course

Keep them cumming please

I’ll leave you with the bottle, drink responsibly

I'll try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drink that I had years a go black Russian x"

Oh that’s hardcore! Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and Irn-bru!"

Coming up

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Double Jager and vanilla please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water. Lots of ice. Twist of lime. Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

I'll try the Russian donkey one ta

It’s vodka, ginger beer and lime. Coming right up

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

SB I’ve missed you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double Jager and vanilla please

That’s a new one, never tried that before.

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water. Lots of ice. Twist of lime. Ta "

Oh I have water and lots of it, yeah I can do a twist if lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SB I’ve missed you

You’ve missed me? I haven’t been anywhere! What can I get you?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please "

Love Baileys and vodka but not tryed together x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please

Love Baileys and vodka but not tryed together x"

Neither have I mainly as I don’t like baileys!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"SB I’ve missed you

You’ve missed me? I haven’t been anywhere! What can I get you? "

I’ve not seen you on the forum. I’ll have a smoothie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SB I’ve missed you

You’ve missed me? I haven’t been anywhere! What can I get you?

I’ve not seen you on the forum. I’ll have a smoothie please

I’ve messaged you, a smoothie coming right up

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"SB I’ve missed you

You’ve missed me? I haven’t been anywhere! What can I get you?

I’ve not seen you on the forum. I’ll have a smoothie please

I’ve messaged you, a smoothie coming right up "

Seen it

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Double Jager and vanilla please

That’s a new one, never tried that before.

Here you go

Opps missed the bit off the end....cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy and dry ginger ale, with ice, for me please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x

A large one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy and dry ginger ale, with ice, for me please..."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to go all pirate and crack open the rum. Arrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Time to go all pirate and crack open the rum. Arrrrrrrr

Arrrrr I do enjoy a nice rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x

A large one?

Of course x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please

Love Baileys and vodka but not tryed together x"

Try together it’s lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bit girly but a baileys and double vodka please

Love Baileys and vodka but not tryed together x

Try together it’s lovely"
I don’t like Baileys

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

I'll try the Russian donkey one ta

It’s vodka, ginger beer and lime. Coming right up

Mmmmm tastes nice, but the mini brolly gets in the way somewhat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

I'll try the Russian donkey one ta

It’s vodka, ginger beer and lime. Coming right up

Mmmmm tastes nice, but the mini brolly gets in the way somewhat

Goodness sake just remove it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any complimentary nuts on offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer? "

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I fancy a cocktail, can you make one up for me please Miss SB?

Of course I can make a cocktail, purple rain, Moscow mule?

I'll try the Russian donkey one ta

It’s vodka, ginger beer and lime. Coming right up

Mmmmm tastes nice, but the mini brolly gets in the way somewhat

Goodness sake just remove it then

I would do, but it's stuck up ma nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?"

Pork scratchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brandy and dry ginger ale, with ice, for me please...

Coming right up

Have one yourself....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings. "

Aye I got those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy and dry ginger ale, with ice, for me please...

Coming right up

Have one yourself....

Oh thank you

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Mmm nuts or pringles or maybe chocolate can't decide x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings. "

I've given up on the cocktails, I just want a pint of bitter and a pickled egg.

It's much safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm nuts or pringles or maybe chocolate can't decide x"

Pringles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings.

I've given up on the cocktails, I just want a pint of bitter and a pickled egg.

It's much safer

Ha safe options

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings.

I've given up on the cocktails, I just want a pint of bitter and a pickled egg.

It's much safer

Ha safe options

something so very wrong about pickled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings.

I've given up on the cocktails, I just want a pint of bitter and a pickled egg.

It's much safer

Ha safe options

something so very wrong about pickled eggs

They're amazing

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over a year ago

"Any complimentary nuts on offer?

No I’m sorry, however I do have the pre packed stuff if that’s any good?

Pork scratchings.

I've given up on the cocktails, I just want a pint of bitter and a pickled egg.

It's much safer

Ha safe options

something so very wrong about pickled eggs

They're amazing "

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

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"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem "

Haha well show up at the start and I will

Be sober!

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over a year ago

Just treated myself to four different single malts but I wouldn't mind a quick one....Oban please, no ice.

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem

Haha well show up at the start and I will

Be sober!

errrrrrrrrrr who was first there for the first mcr do eh - cmon - hahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem "

Me and you both Miss Lightson, but she is rather sexy when she's squiffy though

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By *aynelionWoman
over a year ago

Fakenham

Bottle of red going down nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of red going down nicely "

White for me x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sparkling water please

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I wouldn't like a latte coffee and a double boost bar

please

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over a year ago

"Just treated myself to four different single malts but I wouldn't mind a quick one....Oban please, no ice.

Coming right up

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem

Haha well show up at the start and I will

Be sober!

errrrrrrrrrr who was first there for the first mcr do eh - cmon - hahaha"

Well I got my first lager that day at 10 am in the train

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem

Me and you both Miss Lightson, but she is rather sexy when she's squiffy though

I’m the same sober and squiffy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of red going down nicely "

Oh great stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sparkling water please "

Coming right up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sparkling water please

Coming right up

Thank you x

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over a year ago

"I wouldn't like a latte coffee and a double boost bar

please"

A latte and a double boost bar, enjoy

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By *ideboy7.5Man
over a year ago

pill

Well im late but lets have a beer and get the Tequila out!

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over a year ago

"Well im late but lets have a beer and get the Tequila out!

Beer and tequila coming right up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I’m the same sober and squiffy! "

Cor blimey missus

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I’m the same sober and squiffy!

Cor blimey missus

Beat me to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any babycham?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any babycham? "

Aye I do

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By *ideboy7.5Man
over a year ago

pill

"Well im late but lets have a beer and get the Tequila out!

Beer and tequila coming right up "

Why thank you kindly miss xx

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Tequila shots, anyone got salt and lemon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila shots, anyone got salt and lemon x"

Definitely

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over a year ago

"a jug of godfathers please - and im not in the mood to share - unless you ask really nicely

Oh you can have a jug, I’ll bring my own jug to sit with you

great - plonk yourself next to me and we can slither together - im in that kind of a mood tonight

Hehe I thought you be along soon, you like me when I’m slaughtered

have to say -- never seen you sober yet --- ehem

Me and you both Miss Lightson, but she is rather sexy when she's squiffy though

I’m the same sober and squiffy! "

i had a squiffy goodbye kiss

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