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swallow my own spunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If i have a crafty wank at work in my car etc i will swallow my load of my hands to hide the evidence quite kinky i think anybody else do this saves buying tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could put it in your sandwich instead?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wonder if the calories you burn off wanking exactly equals the calories you gain by eating spunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wet wipes dude."

Ah but that would leave evidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if the calories you burn off wanking exactly equals the calories you gain by eating spunk?"

You burn off the calories and then get a protein shake at the end of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do sometimes depends on my mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wet wipes dude.

Ah but that would leave evidence!"

Stick it in your pocket and find a bin.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Think of all thoses infections that can be transmitted through ejaculate; chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis, trichomoniasis, HIV, hepatitis B & C.

Hell, you might even transmite scabies, herpes or pubic lice from touching your cock; pubic lice love eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i have a crafty wank at work in my car etc i will swallow my load of my hands to hide the evidence quite kinky i think anybody else do this saves buying tissue "

Waste not, want not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put it in your sandwich instead?"

Can't decide which

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put it in your sandwich instead?

Can't decide which "

Works in Subway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could put it in your sandwich instead?

Can't decide which

Works in Subway. "

Deffo then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i have a crafty wank at work in my car etc i will swallow my load of my hands to hide the evidence quite kinky i think anybody else do this saves buying tissue "

Bet that's a lot to swallow bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of all thoses infections that can be transmitted through ejaculate; chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis, trichomoniasis, HIV, hepatitis B & C.

Hell, you might even transmite scabies, herpes or pubic lice from touching your cock; pubic lice love eyebrows."
I'm clean I get tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never tasted my own load

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I’ve cum on cream cakes and eaten it,

Very nice it was to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a lighter note, what's everyone's thoughts on Darwin's theory of evolution?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" On a lighter note, what's everyone's thoughts on Darwin's theory of evolution? "

Less tasty than the OP's man batter apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only men on this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve cum on cream cakes and eaten it,

Very nice it was to. "

I've just gone vegan

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Think of all thoses infections that can be transmitted through ejaculate; chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis, trichomoniasis, HIV, hepatitis B & C.

Hell, you might even transmite scabies, herpes or pubic lice from touching your cock; pubic lice love eyebrows."

It's his own semen - he isn't going to catch any diseases from eating it that he hasn't already got, is he?

However, to answer the OP: No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the wrong forum for this. I’m 100% sure plenty of blokes eat their own cum on a frequent or infrequent basis!

If you like eating it as a salad dressing while eating lunch in your car then hats off to you, good money saving tip!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"It's his own semen - he isn't going to catch any diseases from eating it that he hasn't already got, is he?

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No, you're right; I ought to have thought that through.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I would be more worried about getting caught wanking in the car than someone finding the tissue. Like approx how many people search your car looking for cum stained tissues?

If your stuck for money i will give you £1 for a box of tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried it a couple of times to see what it tastes like for women. It was quite a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried it a couple of times to see what it tastes like for women. It was quite a turn on."

My lady loves to kiss me with a mouthful, says it really works for her.....after the first couple of times I now actually really enjoy sharing my cum through kissing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

Thinks twice about shaking hands with anyone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of all thoses infections that can be transmitted through ejaculate; chlamydia, gonorrhoea, syphilis, trichomoniasis, HIV, hepatitis B & C.

Hell, you might even transmite scabies, herpes or pubic lice from touching your cock; pubic lice love eyebrows.I'm clean I get tested "

I think they were trying to be funny..it's your own spunk, so if its infected..you all ready are

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Guys who consume incredibly fantastic tasting cum get to produce even more delicious juices.

Imagine all those pineapples eaten first, followed by cum sweetened by pineapple, all producing la creme de la creme of pineapple cum.

A group of men should be put on a love island with lots of pineapple for a few weeks, ensuring all cum is consumed - then the rest of fab can enter and enjoy the delights

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