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Idiots have finally got to me ........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My stomach has churned twice this morning and i've only been online a short time.

If I could start another site entitled...

'Men who have no idea what swinging is or that women can be decent human beings AND on a swingers site and they are not low lifes for whom decent social respect need not be applied and you can send them any vile hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth request you like' ....

I would..

Morning by the way .

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

morning granny, want a calming cup of tea??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

hahahaaahaha that is the best read I have had for a while you go granny.. xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"morning granny, want a calming cup of tea?? "

I think I'd best lay off the nescaf...so yeah evie ...make me an Earl Grey with hot not boiling ..xx ta xx

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

'Men who have no idea what swinging is or that women can be decent human beings AND on a swingers site and they are not low lifes for whom decent social respect need not be applied and you can send them any vile hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth request you like' ....

"

Would that be .Com or .co.uk?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

'Men who have no idea what swinging is or that women can be decent human beings AND on a swingers site and they are not low lifes for whom decent social respect need not be applied and you can send them any vile hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth request you like' ....

Would that be .Com or .co.uk?"

.com obviously .......ffs don't you watch Dragon's Den ... .co.uk is a mere piffle. So limiting.

Your .Alba.co.Scotia would be a laughing stock if anyone was aware of it .....out there........floating..........alone .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a cocked sponk?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Of COURSE I don't watch Dragons Den.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Of COURSE I don't watch Dragons Den.

"

Not even through one eye ? When was your ALBA T.V repoed ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's a cocked sponk? "

Excuse my lack of commas. I was offletting.

hard cocked, sponk filled bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the morning thread?

Morning lovelies above and below xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is this the morning thread?

Morning lovelies above and below xxx"

Noooooooooo it's not but you can say what you like .... I don't have a precious attachment to threads or their content.

Morning Frock Off x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a cocked sponk?

Excuse my lack of commas. I was offletting.

hard cocked, sponk filled bollocks. "

Phew you don't want to know the visions I had in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the morning thread?

Morning lovelies above and below xxx

Noooooooooo it's not but you can say what you like .... I don't have a precious attachment to threads or their content.

Morning Frock Off x x "

Oh, ok.. I'll search for the morning thread sometime this avo.

It looks like you need time out from idiots....

If an idiot contacts us or writes a load of cods and posts it on the forums I deal with it one way: BLOCK (no respect: no access to my foo) *giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

If I could start another site entitled...

'Men who have no idea what swinging is or that women can be decent human beings AND on a swingers site and they are not low lifes for whom decent social respect need not be applied and you can send them any vile hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth request you like' .com?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What Wishy, What ?

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"'any vile hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth request you like' .... "

Cracks up

sorry Granny, vile requests ain't in my book till I know ya well enough

Wolf

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

what's happened Granny, have people been not nice to you..

I will get them for you...

were there any super hung ones I can focus on first xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if a respectful, clean and discrete fun-loving bi male came along who had a drop dead georeous bum and charm to match 007. Could he, er sorry can I join pleasssssssssssssssse

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

After a saturday night on the piss they have no control of their minds or cocks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny, want to borrow a pic of my old gym knickers to send to the vile message posters?

I usually find this puts even the most hard-core sponk mongers off.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Granny, want to borrow a pic of my old gym knickers to send to the vile message posters?

I usually find this puts even the most hard-core sponk mongers off. "

sponk monger.... didn't someone say that on allo allo?

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" (no respect: no access to my foo) *giggles* "

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.....;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" (no respect: no access to my foo) *giggles*

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.....;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny, let me bring you a nice cream cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's happened Granny, have people been not nice to you..

I will get them for you...

were there any super hung ones I can focus on first xx"

I admire your opportunism!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"what's happened Granny, have people been not nice to you..

I will get them for you...

were there any super hung ones I can focus on first xx"

_iew, you are so sweet! I couldn't see them but my guess is that they had tidgy widgies hence the big words.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny, let me bring you a nice cream cake "

Oooooooo Okay .. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fix a time and place, you think about which one you would like

Gregg's have a good selection, and if there is a 2for1 you can have them both x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Will fix a time and place, you think about which one you would like

Gregg's have a good selection, and if there is a 2for1 you can have them both x"

Greggs ? Give me a break! I'm pretty low maintenance..... M and S - Waitrose or Satterthwaites. Nowhere else.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"what's happened Granny, have people been not nice to you..

I will get them for you...

were there any super hung ones I can focus on first xx

_iew, you are so sweet! I couldn't see them but my guess is that they had tidgy widgies hence the big words. "

i wasnt even on this morning,

though i am displaying some of the symptoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fix a time and place, you think about which one you would like

Gregg's have a good selection, and if there is a 2for1 you can have them both x

Greggs ? Give me a break! I'm pretty low maintenance..... M and S - Waitrose or Satterthwaites. Nowhere else. "

My mistake, maybe I should take you there so there is no misunderstanding on which cake you want.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Will fix a time and place, you think about which one you would like

Gregg's have a good selection, and if there is a 2for1 you can have them both x

Greggs ? Give me a break! I'm pretty low maintenance..... M and S - Waitrose or Satterthwaites. Nowhere else.

My mistake, maybe I should take you there so there is no misunderstanding on which cake you want."

Betty's Tea Rooms York then please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Granny, want to borrow a pic of my old gym knickers to send to the vile message posters?

I usually find this puts even the most hard-core sponk mongers off. "

Are they green, dark green?

Cor.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

''hard cocked sponk filled bollock filth''

Lololololol....nice one Nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny, want to borrow a pic of my old gym knickers to send to the vile message posters?

I usually find this puts even the most hard-core sponk mongers off.

Are they green, dark green?

Cor. "

Navy bloooooooo with a pocket for a handkerchief and elastic through the legs ....... they reach to the knees so keep everything warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will fix a time and place, you think about which one you would like

Gregg's have a good selection, and if there is a 2for1 you can have them both x

Greggs ? Give me a break! I'm pretty low maintenance..... M and S - Waitrose or Satterthwaites. Nowhere else.

My mistake, maybe I should take you there so there is no misunderstanding on which cake you want.

Betty's Tea Rooms York then please

"

Will check for VFM deal in york x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea granny!!! Might help get rid of some of the shag hunters on here who think that swinging is insta shag. Ms

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