FabSwingers.com forum: No time wasters/fakes/dreamers

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

As we all know this in my utter pet hate to read.

Do you think in the history of fab anyone had ever gone ‘oh I’m a time waster, I’d better not’.

What’s your biggest fabbing bugbear??

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I think people take timewasting prior to an exchange of numbers as being standard, unfortunate crap. But ghosting after they have your contact details is different. What happened to a polite no thanks?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

'Genuine, professional'...

What is not genuine about anyone? Are they autobots? Fake people? Professional swingers? Woohoo so you've got a job!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Not really a bugbear, but reading ‘jog on by’ makes me cringe for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat this one with respect" on a veri.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

The infamous Fab switch.....first message..."You are the hottest I have seen on here by a mile, I would love to meet and have some fun"....a polite No thanks later...."Your just a fat ugly slut anyways"....And its not uncommon. Complete FKWITS! And breath.....whew.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't bite unless you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are one side i would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above. Men telling me they’re ‘Mr Grey’. And men who like to express that they’re sane. I hope so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a hoover

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

People who get bent out of shape if someone has "professional" on their profile.

People who berate poor spellers.

People who take moral high grounds against anyone whose idea of swinging differs from theirs...and breath...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m nice’. Whenever we used this word in an essay, my English teacher asked us to explain what the word nice means. It’s a lazy word.

And fun. If men tell me they’re fun, I ask how. And they’re baffled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an almost pathological loathing of “lol” and “haha” in profiles and messages. The first, I mean really, did you actually laugh out loud? The second just makes me think of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Stop it.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

All pet hates and alot of these we share, but why oh why do people enter into long conversations and arrange social with a view to more, only to not turn up and waste our time

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By *moothnessMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The copy and paste one -

"How r u?"

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"The infamous Fab switch.....first message..."You are the hottest I have seen on here by a mile, I would love to meet and have some fun"....a polite No thanks later...."Your just a fat ugly slut anyways"....And its not uncommon. Complete FKWITS! And breath.....whew.

I get this a lot !

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Those who send messages expecting an immediate shag and think because you're online ,you're sat with your undies on waiting .

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word genuine... synonyms needed.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

The Sydney Uni or any other legal warnings make us just "thanks but no thanks".

Profiles with other people in public pics... how do they know thats not my sister they are hanging out the back of? Again its an instant "thanks but no thanks" here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who complain about people using them like a piece of meat... then go on to gleefully say how they treat other people the same way.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Those who send messages expecting an immediate shag and think because you're online ,you're sat with your undies on waiting .

Miss"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill this in later.

Joined over a year ago.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Mmmmm makes me cringe too

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Missy’ ugh. Even if I wasn’t married, this word makes me cringe. Like nails on a chalk board!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deleting this today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh totally this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deleting this"

"Pass me bye"

"Not looking to fuck my way through the site"

Photos of the ladies vagina being pulled wide open (I just find it vile)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Anyone who puts “hehehehehe” anywhere in a message or profile text needs a close look at themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men ask 'does mrs meet alone' and address us as an individual not a couple.

'I want to fill her up with my cum' eww eww eww this is not A good first message and as his was automatically deleted

And 'want to meet now' as a first message are my pet hates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now wrong with dreaming - just thought id say that -

bugbears - hmmmmm so many -

* those people who think they are above all others -( had one who wanted to know the postcode to see if i lived in a good enough area)

*those statuses saying 'you know who you are' - so cmon dont be so mean tell the rest of us we are so keen to know (not)

*pics of filthy dirty people and homes

* SHOUTY PROFILES with long lists of dos and donts

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

FUN people who are lots of FUN and enjoy having FUN with other FUN people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pic no reply".

On a profile without any pics at all.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

People (and I'm afraid it's usually men, sorry) who message at 8pm suggesting a drink or dinner 'later' when they're 200 miles away, or even further. Actually, even 50 miles away would be a bit unrealistic at that time.

So, leaving aside all other considerations, logistically *how* do they think that's going to happen then ?!? What a waste of time sending a ridiculously unrealistic message, really smacks of desperation.

Oh ... another one, women who contact you on behalf of their man, or a friend, thus circumventing the greater likelihood of a message from a guy being overlooked. Often to arrange a 'birthday surprise' for him.

And women who have single female profiles which, when you read them, are really no such thing because they won't meet without a man in attendance but 'don't worry, he'll just watch and won't get involved unless all parties agree'.

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

lol and anything that...loathe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when ever thing is in capitals feel like i am been shouted at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single men.

You have that body for life! I just want it for one night you selfish woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for single men.

You have that body for life! I just want it for one night you selfish woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People describing themselves as "professionals", and profiles where more than half of the text is a inane "legal" crap

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"As we all know this in my utter pet hate to read.

Do you think in the history of fab anyone had ever gone ‘oh I’m a time waster, I’d better not’.

What’s your biggest fabbing bugbear??"

They must be of very poor quality to waste your time, my lady ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As we all know this in my utter pet hate to read.

Do you think in the history of fab anyone had ever gone ‘oh I’m a time waster, I’d better not’.

What’s your biggest fabbing bugbear??"

We all didn’t know.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

A couples profile, when only the guy meets. I sometimes wonder if they are a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Treat this one with respect" on a veri.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who puts “hehehehehe” anywhere in a message or profile text needs a close look at themselves

Even if accompanied by a Mutley gif?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fun guy looking for fun' makes me want to curl up and die. Usually followed in their inadequate pictureless profile with 'can breathe through my ears'.

And the nob photos! Do men not realise that Fab women are nob blind? We just don't see them any more.

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By *elshbicouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Welshpool

Our worse is, you live so far away - well to be honest was hoping not to bump into you whilst doing my weekly shopping with the kids.....

Fair enough?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breath through my ears

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By *offee with MilkCouple
over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

"I'm leaving this site."

So leave. But they remain anyway.

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By *moothnessMan
over a year ago

Leeds

""I'm leaving this site."

So leave. But they remain anyway.

Have constant one like that on my local updates. Praying she leaves.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"No stranger to this site, I know how it works"

Well done, have a chufty badge...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"when ever thing is in capitals feel like i am been shouted at"

Yep there's one in my local updates who does that all the time, I imagine in real life she's just on permanent send and a bit manic. Her pics are hot though so haven't blocked her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything relating to in laws.

Turns my stomach when I see a post pop up.

The world is huge. No need to look that close to home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who say there genuine

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Yeah, I get these messages on a daily basis!

Aggressive profile content and long lists of demands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sluts, slags, and nymphomaniacs who aren't !

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