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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've invented a new sensation to simulate emotion......

it's yellow , curved and is loved by monkeys i've named it bananaband......

£5.99 P&P incl.......

Hurry only one left .........

What bands have you invented ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Okay you bloody miseries.......

I've just invented The Havanaband......... It's brown, round and made from baccy leaves.... you wear it around your neck and set fire to it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inventions take time - let us think a while

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I don't get it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don't get it."

We know. Have you invented a band tho ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I don't get it.

We know. Have you invented a band tho ?"

What's an azana?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"inventions take time - let us think a while"

How about the pyjamaband Made of wynce....... wincee......winseeee cotton.... keeps your pants up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don't get it.

We know. Have you invented a band tho ?

What's an azana?"

Did they take your telly away this week Clem ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I don't get it.

We know. Have you invented a band tho ?

What's an azana?

Did they take your telly away this week Clem ?"

I haven't see much. Been working. Is it a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a few hundred channels...trust me to have been watching the wrong one!

Off to Google as you're not going to be forthcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't get it.

We know. Have you invented a band tho ?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh! No...I haven't invented anything that doesn't exist...yet!

I might not invent something for you later

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

You put my band around your neck and you get exactly what you deserve...... its the karmaband

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You put my band around your neck and you get exactly what you deserve...... its the karmaband "

ooooooooooo I'll up your karmaband and invent a timpanaband.......... It's copper n goes ting......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The idea of a karmaband is quite sinister innit....... I like it.

It could go either way

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"The idea of a karmaband is quite sinister innit....... I like it.

It could go either way "

I know who I would buy them for as an xmas present

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The idea of a karmaband is quite sinister innit....... I like it.

It could go either way

I know who I would buy them for as an xmas present

"

Depends who you love hate.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

imagine being up your own arse and getting one .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I've got this, but I've invented one to help people fortify their will to do something they are dreading. It's a steel band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented something you can use to keep your knickers up.

Elasticband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not sure I've got this, but I've invented one to help people fortify their will to do something they are dreading. It's a steel band."

I like your band. Even if it doesn't rhyme with azanaband

I invented one that bites your arm off......... guess what it's called

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly "

Band not brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand"

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread "

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered. "

About one thing, not about the thing I was stating I was not bothered by. Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I've got this, but I've invented one to help people fortify their will to do something they are dreading. It's a steel band.

I like your band. Even if it doesn't rhyme with azanaband

I invented one that bites your arm off......... guess what it's called "

Ummmm greedy llamaband?

I don't think I've taken enough drugs for this thread..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered.

About one thing, not about the thing I was stating I was not bothered by. Ha! "

Well spit it out woman and someone is sure to sort it out. What bothers you ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm not sure I've got this, but I've invented one to help people fortify their will to do something they are dreading. It's a steel band.

I like your band. Even if it doesn't rhyme with azanaband

I invented one that bites your arm off......... guess what it's called

Ummmm greedy llamaband?

I don't think I've taken enough drugs for this thread.. "

oooooo that's bloody good.... I was thinking piranhaband.

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I've invented a band for fab forum users with a strong stance or opinion....or maybe those starting obscure threads. Its called an armourband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered.

About one thing, not about the thing I was stating I was not bothered by. Ha!

Well spit it out woman and someone is sure to sort it out. What bothers you ?"

I’ve exorcised it already, anyhow I don’t want to get Forum-banned or is that band?

Love you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've invented a band for fab forum users with a strong stance or opinion....or maybe those starting obscure threads. Its called an armourband "

I qualify for the second group..... put me down for one plus the spikey ball thing

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I've invented a band for fab forum users with a strong stance or opinion....or maybe those starting obscure threads. Its called an armourband

I qualify for the second group..... put me down for one plus the spikey ball thing"

Kinkeh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the band of friendship

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered.

About one thing, not about the thing I was stating I was not bothered by. Ha!

Well spit it out woman and someone is sure to sort it out. What bothers you ?

I’ve exorcised it already, anyhow I don’t want to get Forum-banned or is that band?

Love you. "

Hmmmmmmmm an exoraband .......... not bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve invented the brand where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

Band not brand

Bothered, nah. It’s fun to not make an effort to understand a thread

Good. You keep having fun.

P.S. You are bothered.

About one thing, not about the thing I was stating I was not bothered by. Ha!

Well spit it out woman and someone is sure to sort it out. What bothers you ?

I’ve exorcised it already, anyhow I don’t want to get Forum-banned or is that band?

Love you.

Hmmmmmmmm an exoraband .......... not bad."

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

I love a good spit roast

Ed meat.... i need a shawarma band

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I’ve invented the band where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly "

I've already made one of those..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How about the band of friendship "

Oil your own water Mr. pork pokers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ve invented the band where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

I've already made one of those.."

Noose doesn't qualify. How many times do you have to be told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve invented the band where people take a discussion point I make and make assumptions about me as the OP from it - wrongly

I've already made one of those.."

Which one? It’s your speciality, causing mayhem and upsetting posters....disband?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I've invented one for forum members who don't have an opinion on anything, and always go with the flock. The "Blandband". It's made of wool, obviously.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've invented one for forum members who don't have an opinion on anything, and always go with the flock. The "Blandband". It's made of wool, obviously. "

Note to self. Trust Clem more...ermmm sometimes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've invented one for forum members who don't have an opinion on anything, and always go with the flock. The "Blandband". It's made of wool, obviously.

Note to self. Trust Clem more...ermmm sometimes. "

Blandaband

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I claim it as mine

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I've invented one for forum members who don't have an opinion on anything, and always go with the flock. The "Blandband". It's made of wool, obviously.

Note to self. Trust Clem more...ermmm sometimes. "

No need... slipped a karmaband on him. Told him it was a cock ring

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've invented one for forum members who don't have an opinion on anything, and always go with the flock. The "Blandband". It's made of wool, obviously.

Note to self. Trust Clem more...ermmm sometimes.

No need... slipped a karmaband on him. Told him it was a cock ring "

FBS .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Spin off alert.....

This one is made of wool and helps you to keep nose to tail to your mate in front....... it's a baabaabaaband......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can Clem just have a contraband? Sparking controversy for kicks.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Can Clem just have a contraband? Sparking controversy for kicks."

Not just for kicks. To see who it exposes.... like the Nazi trap.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can Clem just have a contraband? Sparking controversy for kicks."

If you can bell the cat...........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Can Clem just have a contraband? Sparking controversy for kicks.

Not just for kicks. To see who it exposes.... like the Nazi trap. "

Gasp ..... Nazatraband ........

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there's the one for possessive fuckbuddies who kick off because their friend publicized a meet with someone else held over 12 months ago: the Fab dramarama band.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Then there's the one for possessive fuckbuddies who kick off because their friend publicized a meet with someone else held over 12 months ago: the Fab dramarama band."

Daftwataband ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I have a range of band collections to be worn at the same time. Each one produces a different sound. When the wearer walks the sounds harmonise and it actually sounds rather good. It's available as a 3 piece band, a four piece band, and the most popular of the range,

The five piece band.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I have a range of band collections to be worn at the same time. Each one produces a different sound. When the wearer walks the sounds harmonise and it actually sounds rather good. It's available as a 3 piece band, a four piece band, and the most popular of the range,

The five piece band."

A petraband ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I've invented one for promiscuous people who only practise safe sex. It conceals condoms for when they're needed. The Rubberband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've invented one for promiscuous people who only practise safe sex. It conceals condoms for when they're needed. The Rubberband."

Look at you with your hustling, wheeling and dealing. You’re the perfect husband.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I've invented one for promiscuous people who only practise safe sex. It conceals condoms for when they're needed. The Rubberband.

Look at you with your hustling, wheeling and dealing. You’re the perfect husband. "

Lolz

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've invented one for promiscuous people who only practise safe sex. It conceals condoms for when they're needed. The Rubberband."

Rubbanaband......

What is your problem with sillyballs, sounds and rhyme ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay you bloody miseries.......

I've just invented The Havanaband......... It's brown, round and made from baccy leaves.... you wear it around your neck and set fire to it !"

Your Havanaband sounds similar to the Tyreband that was once popular in South Africe. Are you sure you're not infringing copyright?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Okay you bloody miseries.......

I've just invented The Havanaband......... It's brown, round and made from baccy leaves.... you wear it around your neck and set fire to it !

Your Havanaband sounds similar to the Tyreband that was once popular in South Africe. Are you sure you're not infringing copyright? "

Pretty sure. The Tyreaband was was the rubber favoured by Mandella and the Havanaband is Baccy favoured by Churchill....... both Winnie's . Same label different wrappers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay you bloody miseries.......

I've just invented The Havanaband......... It's brown, round and made from baccy leaves.... you wear it around your neck and set fire to it !

Your Havanaband sounds similar to the Tyreband that was once popular in South Africe. Are you sure you're not infringing copyright?

Pretty sure. The Tyreaband was was the rubber favoured by Mandella and the Havanaband is Baccy favoured by Churchill....... both Winnie's . Same label different wrappers. "

You're on fire today!

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