FabSwingers.com forum: shunt my cunt

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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And other phrases for sexual activity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Excuse me? "

Why what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping uglies x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Mash my minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky fuckery

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bumping uglies x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?"

He farted can you not smell it xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fill my fandango

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mash my minge "

We did the mash

We did the minge mash....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?"

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flip the flaps xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?

He farted can you not smell it xx"

Haha no, only for you lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Funnel the Tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

punch my lasagna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?

He farted can you not smell it xx

Haha no, only for you lol "

Ohhh how delightful thank you kindly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?

He farted can you not smell it xx

Haha no, only for you lol

Ohhh how delightful thank you kindly xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D in the P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parting the beefy curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/03/18 15:07:52]

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Potting the pink and brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grappling with gristle gripper

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Putting the ferret down the hole

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Storming the love palace with the purple battering ram.

Smashing the pasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast with 2 backs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dip ya wick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dip ya wick

Winner here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plunge the clunge

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy poking

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rag-dolling

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fromage frais flinging

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Smashing my pasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill the kebab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Hubba hubba hip thrust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey in the bucket

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Dunk the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creaming the crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting jiggy-jiggy

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedroom wrestling

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bedroom wrestling

Fuzz"

You are terrible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And other phrases for sexual activity

Shunt my cunt? Thomas the Tank Engine will never be the same.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Glazing me like a donought ,jam is banned

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Jaggering (from the Rolling Stones frontmans alleged swordsman skills)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lust and Thrust

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest

"Hubba hubba hip thrust "

Isn't that a chewing gum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beating Around the Bush

Giving the Dog a Bone

Sink the Pink

...and any number of other AC/DC song titles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me?

Why what did you do?"

He's pretending he doesn't do vulgar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Smashing my pasty."

You just reminded me of a thread

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/718470

Enjoy

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Letting her have both barrels of the porridge gun

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Storming the love palace with the purple battering ram.

Smashing the pasty

As I'm in Cornwall tonight the only pasty I'm smashing has is coming from a bakery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning her skin chimney with my womb broom

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Blow my baby beans up ya chuff.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Smash the gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rumpy pumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow my baby beans up ya chuff."

Wtf..?!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Pump n dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How low can we go?

Give her a Jack the ripper (slash the gash)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shampooing the Wookiee

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

pummel my tunnel

bolt my gate

pack my fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crashing the custard truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge plunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creaming the courgette

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Dipping your oil.

On the bones.

Shafting.

A bit of how's your father.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Blow my baby beans up ya chuff.

Wtf..?!

I'm an old romantic I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread is just making me hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horizontal jogging

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

POKE the PUNANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mash my minge "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tame the beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash n splash,

Labia and squirt,

Clit or arse,

Pass the gravy,

Don't ask.. they're literally just coming to my head

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Mash my minge "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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You guys are beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a kebab

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Makin’ Bacon

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Crikey! I have clearly led a sheltered life as most of these I have never ever heard of......I just use the word fuck lol....but they have made me chuckle....thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for Harry Potter fans

Sticking your wand up the Troll’s nose

Thrusting your sword up the Basilisk’s throat

Putting the Basilsk’s tooth in the Chamber of Secrets

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By *arkliverpoolMan
over a year ago

whiston / the lakes sometimes

Bashing the bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing a game of hide the sausage

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By *exyangietgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Kinky sluttery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varnish the cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horizontal Tango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing an Al dente noodle to the spaghetti house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue punch the fart box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burying your sword in the dragon.

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By *ralgiver100Man
over a year ago

brisbane

Post the white letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sink my battleship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the sausage.

Smash the back doors in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The okey pokey

In out in out shake it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plough the field.

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Smash the gash

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Open the mutton shutters.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Laying back and thinking of England

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By *andyandy12345Man
over a year ago

Edgware

In water ship down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhat coarse: open up the gaping axe wound (!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s grass on the wicket, let’s play cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube My Tubes

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Five days and no-one has said the all-time Fab classic:

Cock snot up the fart pipe

I never believe people when they say Fab isn’t as good as it was, but this is cast-iron evidence!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Paranoid someone will point out where I missed that phrase in this thread now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up to your nuts in guts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump bellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpet munch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash the gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound the mound

Pole the hole

Stuff the muff

Pump the rump

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Use her like a pin cushion. ??

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