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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

There are people out there with names such as this.. what other names are there that resemble a persons genitals..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though, there was an Asian lad at my school called Hardpric

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I know a few Cunts"

Ha ha me too!

My mum used to call lady bits Mary

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And let's not forget those with the unfortunate surname Bottoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a girl with the last name bottomley. And a damn good bottom she had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And let's not forget those with the unfortunate surname Bottoms"

Or Butt.

I knew a Farjana too.

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

About 12 years ago I actually met a girl called Joanna Ryder... dunno wtf her folks were thinking

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I was once dating a girl called minjeeta.. she never liked giving me oral.. I couldn't work out why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isaac Hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a book..i think its called "on bullshit" about the etymology of swearing.

In a london census there was a Bella widecunt and a Roger Proudprick

...seems the tradition of naming people after their jobs continued longer than we thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a book..i think its called "on bullshit" about the etymology of swearing.

In a london census there was a Bella widecunt and a Roger Proudprick

...seems the tradition of naming people after their jobs continued longer than we thought."

Totally off topic, many large towns in mediaeval days had a 'Gropecunt Lane' or similar, which was obviously where certain ladies would ply their trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Totally off topic, many large towns in mediaeval days had a 'Gropecunt Lane' or similar, which was obviously where certain ladies would ply their trade"

Thats so bizarre!! Theres a fatcunt lane where i am. Used to be called something else before i moved there, but now the council renamed it fatcunt lane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Totally off topic, many large towns in mediaeval days had a 'Gropecunt Lane' or similar, which was obviously where certain ladies would ply their trade

Thats so bizarre!! Theres a fatcunt lane where i am. Used to be called something else before i moved there, but now the council renamed it fatcunt lane."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Totally off topic, many large towns in mediaeval days had a 'Gropecunt Lane' or similar, which was obviously where certain ladies would ply their trade

Thats so bizarre!! Theres a fatcunt lane where i am. Used to be called something else before i moved there, but now the council renamed it fatcunt lane.

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Literally crying laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Totally off topic, many large towns in mediaeval days had a 'Gropecunt Lane' or similar, which was obviously where certain ladies would ply their trade

Thats so bizarre!! Theres a fatcunt lane where i am. Used to be called something else before i moved there, but now the council renamed it fatcunt lane."

And that is where the bullshit ends

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Isaac Hunt "

Let's not forget his brother Mike either

I also knew a Richard Head many years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isaac Hunt

Let's not forget his brother Mike either

I also knew a Richard Head many years ago "

We know a man called Richard Edward D***** ... he gets affectionately called DickEd D******

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I knew a guy named Richard Butts. Word on the street was to NEVER call him Dick.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I knew a Rebecca Sole.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old dr was dr growcock. Smiled every time I had to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew a Rebecca Sole..... "

Guy goes to a spanish pharmacy and asks for deodorant. The chemist says "ball or aerosol?"

Guy says "no its for my armpits you nosey fucker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also worked ion pharmacy and had to take a prescription out for mz flossy balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours were actually called Fanny and Dick. I remember when I was about 15 Fanny had to went to town and hadn't came home. My Aunt was minding us and Dick knocked the door asking if she had seen his Fanny. She told him not to be disgusting. He then went on to explain Fanny was his wife. My Aunt fell around the place laughing. It's one of them things I'll never forget

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I knew a Rebecca Sole.....

Guy goes to a spanish pharmacy and asks for deodorant. The chemist says "ball or aerosol?"

Guy says "no its for my armpits you nosey fucker!"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Reading through this has just reminded me of the classic piece of cricket commentary that actually happened when England played the West Indies years ago:

"The batsman's Holding the bowler's Willey"

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Wank is a surname in America.

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