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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Words have power, they can move you to say, do, feel and think things you may never have dreamed possible.

Occasionally though, you come out with an original line so devastatingly cringeworthy that you cant help but feel embarrassed but kinda proud of in equal measure.

In an effort to woo a young lady a while back i came out with this...

Right now you're a canvas, and much like da vinci i see something hidden away in the threads of your body; hidden in the colours of your heart and soul...you're a masterpiece [insert name], stay with me and one day you'll be the fucking Mona Lisa!

Now i like to think i can turn a phrase but that made me feel so cheesy

Any lines you've used or received than really made you question yourself and your sanity, or laugh uncontrollably?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote a Valentine’s poem one year that now makes me want to vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote a Valentine’s poem one year that now makes me want to vomit "

Same here

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton


"I wrote a Valentine’s poem one year that now makes me want to vomit

Same here "

Rosies are red,

Yorkies are chunkie,

Go out with me,

Because I'm really hunky...

I wrote that in a Valentine's card circa 1986 - and I still cringe when I think about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wrote a Valentine’s poem one year that now makes me want to vomit "

Just remember the saying

Whatever doesn't kill you will one day turn up on the internet and haunt you eternally.

You may yet see that poem one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wrote a Valentine’s poem one year that now makes me want to vomit

Just remember the saying

Whatever doesn't kill you will one day turn up on the internet and haunt you eternally.

You may yet see that poem one day "

I doubt it very much. I’m pretty sure it was deleted sharpish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like alphabet spaghetti Cos I have the D, that one made me cringe and laugh far much- skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find zig zags to be hideous lines, they make my eyes go funny.

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