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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have noticed that we have many new forumiters, so thought we could get to know eachother.

Hello. I am shagtonight, you can call me ST for short. I am a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, my hobby is bodybuilding and I go to the gym few times a week and on weekends I like to play golf. I am good and got few birdies, it is fun, my favourite sweets is haribos and I love cola bottles mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Shag is available at a bus stop near you

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good idea Shag!

I’m DG and I like shoes, clean sheets, tall men, short women, top hats and tits. I used to moderate on the forums but not any more. I’m a regular poster of utter shite like everyone else. I like food and wine and I have a cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And Shag is available at a bus stop near you "
That is right lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good idea Shag!

I’m DG and I like shoes, clean sheets, tall men, short women, top hats and tits. I used to moderate on the forums but not any more. I’m a regular poster of utter shite like everyone else. I like food and wine and I have a cat. "

Yes. I thought it was a good way to get to know everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im DH and im an alcoholi...

Wait wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bike monkey.

I'm no where near as grumpy or cantankerous in real life as I seem to across online

I rarely ride a bike these days so the name is a little redundant. But running monkey sounds even more daft.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well I'm the LogisticalBigMan or BM for short.

I'm from here there and everywhere usually as I travel for work delivering stuff (you see some pretty sights you see some horrible weather to counter it) stuck in a catch 22 as it goes but hey, at least I have you lot to keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Rach, I'm not new to the forums, been on and off for a couple of years under various usernames.

I like tall broad men, most women ( ), tattoos and piercings.

When I'm not on fab or out with fab friends, I'm either on, in or thinking about water. Love to be around the sea, swim in the winter when it's too cold, and I can't wait for watersports season!

I also have a dog who's a complete asshole

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm Rach, I'm not new to the forums, been on and off for a couple of years under various usernames.

I like tall broad men, most women ( ), tattoos and piercings.

When I'm not on fab or out with fab friends, I'm either on, in or thinking about water. Love to be around the sea, swim in the winter when it's too cold, and I can't wait for watersports season!

I also have a dog who's a complete asshole "

Pleasure to meet you *tips hat*

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m jay a charming misunderstood Irish guy I like creating world peace

My hobbies include surfing canoeing and sailing I can’t swim when I’m wearing a wig and I’m afraid of butterfly’s but they are so beautiful

I love to post totally useless threads in the forums and have a wicked sense of humour

O did I mention I love to dress as a woman

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Hi, I'm Polly and I have green hair sometimes. It is a genetic condition, all of the girls in my family are the same...

Oh wait, was it that I wanted to be a lumberjack but I have settled for just being fabulous? I have the right lingerie anyway...

I am looking for a nice lady and gentleman to adopt me, I like marmalade, oh hang on that was Paddington bear... Not adverse to being looked after by a mf couple though

Read my profile it's all on there somewhere, I better go read it myself...

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Hi we are SexySwingersxxx

We have far too little free time to play, but when we do get out we tend to get stood up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd morning,I do like fun in the jungle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm me. I don't normally post in forums, but got laid off last week, so here iam haha.

Been on fab before about five years ago. Did ok for myself I think haha.

Big into Rugby League, especially playing. Boxing. The usual man stuff.

Spend way too much time on my phone watching YouTube. Other than that, nice friendly, passionate easy going, cheeky northerner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Oreo. Probably quite annoying to most people but I like to have a laugh and don't take life too seriously. My weakness is for the cougar/milf/hot wife kinda woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, I'm sin.

Usually found either in chams or stalking the forums.

Not as bitchy as my profile write up makes me sound, I am actually pretty approachable

Working full time, mommy full time and study part time. When not doing the above can usually be found binge watching tv series with a bottle of wine.

Love all things sweet and bad for you, and have a lingerie obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mr Shep, I chat on the forums from time to time. Currently in the early stages of a relationship, which is vanilla at the moment but with the potential to change. I love to cook and have been complimented on my culinary skills almost as much as my bedroom skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Pandora (Miss P). I've posted a few times but 'Im not sure anyone has noticed lol.

I must confess that I am an aspiring member of the spelling and grammar police (mine isn't always 100%), which I know isn't always popular. Aside from that I'm a happy, laid back lady who is having a wonderful time on Fab, there are some amazing people here x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hi everyone I am Funky Monkey

- I am widely acknowledged as the inventor of bees.

- I own the largest collection of Fez's outside of North Africa.

- I like making lampshades out of human skin.

- I have a time machine (currently broken)

- I have a friend called Mark (who is a ninja)

- I own a sex robot with a telescopic penis called FFR01

- I am the pioneer and patent owner of The Dinosaur Cockshot®

- I am pathological liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm Hatter.

I like to stand outside when it's raining and shout at the sky.

I'm apathetic towards marmite. When I'm about to climax I yell 'MORTAL KOMBAT' then look the woman dead in the eye and say 'finish him'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I’m Angie, can usually be found on the forums flirting occasionally and being nice.

I have a little bit of a lingerie addiction. X

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hi all

I'm Mrs Trellis which is neither my real name, nor a gardening reference. It's from the Radio 4 show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue".

I started the Fab Crap Runners' Club on the forum which welcomes anyone who wants to get fitter, no matter what level you're at.

In my spare time I love satirical comedy, trashy TV and chocolate.

Mrs T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello lovely people.

I'm Wilkibum..... wilkibum for short .

From sunny Runcorn.... and living the dream.

I'm always hanging around the forums and enjoying my time here.

I'm a cat man and have 2 beautiful little puddy cats that let me live with them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hello Fab Peeps!

Minnie here.Bi and large.Rock chick at heart.Love bands boys,girls and beer.

Turn ons are travel, a positive attitude and someone who doesn't take life too seriously.

Stay classy x

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Hey everybody, I'm Lola.

I'm like a magpie for glittery shiny things and usually am wearing glitter and sequins somewhere on my body.

I'm an smiley people person, and enjoy clubbing, socialising and events.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey....Mr D here.

Returning to fab after a break.

I have no sense of humour and a small willy!

My favourite snack used to be wagon wheels until they made them smaller (whats that all about!) So i went to toblerone....guess what..they got smaller too!

So based on this i decided to stop liking things as they shrink...thid may explain the small willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Cheeky, an avid biker, camper, climber, canoeist, adventurist and earth construction consultant. Involved with some social issues here and globally. Love little better than being out in nature with my camera and with a compliant woman . Love the simple important things in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey guys! I'm Peach, the female half. Tiny, feisty, mouth like a fucking sewer, I believe I am a reincarnated unicorn or just insane. If you can't have a laugh or a wrestle then we might not get on, I'm rarely serious.

Oh and I love haribos, star mix, bottles and elephant trunks roll

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm East End Gent,single man, new to the site, thoroughly enjoying some of the threads in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olà Amigos!

I'm uziammer, a fuzzylittlemanpeach I'm neither Spanish, own an uzi or a hammer. The names not as rude as some suggest.

New to the site, just sipping from the fine wine of life and munching on the tasty wafer of fab.

to the OP nice thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all, I'm definitely the new boy, been here 4 weeks now. I work rolling shifts so pop up at all times of the day and night. Between work, kids and part time study I'm insanely busy so keen to make best use of my spare time I've been trying to contribute to the forums and get to know people. There's more about me on my profile if you want to know. My experience of fab so far has certainly been eye opening and interesting I've had some lovely conversations and banter already and hope not to be a member of the 0 meets club this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Ceridwen, formerly MsValiant.

I’m a 6ft 2, from South Wales and deeply unsociable.

I’m not a fan of the gym.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'm MsBoop, love clubs and the forums. I also love cocksnot up my fartpipe and anel...

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Afternoon

I'm Bob, neither red or elephant shaped

Folically challenged, proud owner of a chest forrest and seen in a Kilt most Saturday nights.

If it's about music in the forums I'm usually posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all,

I'm Jon. A single 41 year old from reading. I'm a big, bald, bearded guitar player. I've been on here for an age, but not really any good at it.

A generally good egg I'd like to think, kind and respectful...and could do with a shag. Irresistible huh?! You should deffo get in touch!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I'm MsBoop, love clubs and the forums. I also love cocksnot up my fartpipe and anel... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Doc

I’m a purveyor of dodgy snake oil

Master of smoke and mirrors

Resident of a Teepee in Cloud Cuckoo Land

Coitophobic and mythomaniacal

Achilles-heel snake charmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone I am Funky Monkey

- I am widely acknowledged as the inventor of bees.

- I own the largest collection of Fez's outside of North Africa.

- I like making lampshades out of human skin.

- I have a time machine (currently broken)

- I have a friend called Mark (who is a ninja)

- I own a sex robot with a telescopic penis called FFR01

- I am the pioneer and patent owner of The Dinosaur Cockshot®

- I am pathological liar"

You forgot your 350 fake bisexual female profiles.

#ThankMeLater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi im LK from southampton

I am a tiler and painter by trade. My hobbies are darts and airsoft.

I really enjoy the kinkier side to sex, I love bdsm and have been a dom for years but im now intrested in being a sub. I cant wait to find a woman that wants to tie and blindfold me and have me at there mercy

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat "

Hi jo the cat ladie

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat

Hi jo the cat ladie "

hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat

Hi jo the cat ladie

hello "

Im curious and I dont know why but whats your cats name. It must be because you mentioned the cat

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Hi, I'm Sophieslut, or Sophie for short. I made a marriage proposal to ShagTonight in the leap year, though we're not married at this point

I travel a lot, love exercise and health and the natural world as well as the natural health benefits of sex

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm red the female of the couple, I like heels especially iron fist one, women and baking.

I also enjoys walks with our dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Mac. I live by the sea and have 2 very naughty Patterdales and an emo kid whom I adore. Recently single and bloody loving it

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat

Hi jo the cat ladie

hello

Im curious and I dont know why but whats your cats name. It must be because you mentioned the cat"

Lol her name is LuLu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I am Jo.

I am shy and own a cat

Hi jo the cat ladie

hello

Im curious and I dont know why but whats your cats name. It must be because you mentioned the cat

Lol her name is LuLu "

Thats a good name for a cat

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over a year ago

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I'm known on here as darlo or blue. I'm Scottish. I enjoy the gym and dancing. I like tall men and fun women.

Can't beat a road trip or a bag of buttons

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo, Pat-mustard. I deliver milk and go and trying to find women willing to let me put my massive tool into their box. I also enjoy standing virtually naked in snow occasionally

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums and new chums

I am Taff I live in jolly Welsh Wales . I love the Great outdoors and wandering the hills and beaches around here with my pal Pooch. He's a happy go lucky dog.

I'm looking for a friend who could join us our adventures.lots of laughs chats and passionate kisses .

Taff

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

And just to kill the thread........

Hello, I’m LFL. I like long walks (with my dog), working and building stuff. I have a very stupid sense of humour. Laughing is my most favourite thing in the world, after my daughter, and my dog that is. Oh, and my cat, I suppose. But she doesn’t really like me too much, I think it’s because she knows I like my dog more, but it might be because she doesn’t get my sense of humour.

Anyway, Hello!!

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

J & A here, stumbled into the scene, fumbled for a while and now found our feet. Time in short supply but look forward to having a tumble with fellow fabsters when we do.

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over a year ago

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