FabSwingers.com forum: The Earth says hello!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so i have penchant for absurd thoughts and questions. Thought I'd throw this slice your way.

So we're finally visited by sentient life from another galaxy, but some bright spark forgot the duracell changer and the universal translator has only juice enough to decode one sentence. What would your sentence be to sum up all human endevour? (Or whatever feels important to you)

Semicolon and colon to be used appropriately.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

You can't park there mate, it's a loading bay.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Please remember, we’re not all like Donald Trump.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Please remember, we’re not all like Donald Trump.’

That should be Trumps epitaph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help. Please help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid we're as good as we are evil, I'm afraid

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Nothing interesting here I’m afraid ....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You can't park there mate, it's a loading bay. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't touch anything, it was like that when i got here!

But to be sensible.

Judge us by our strength to overcome, not succumb: young stars don't burn brighter, but they still can light the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it and we know it....we're not that special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're not looking for a home; we have a housing shortage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you're not looking for a home; we have a housing shortage.

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We don't have a housing shortage, we have disparity between the average wage and the average house price.

You can build over every bit of green belt from Cornwall to Carlisle and still not solve the housing shortage because we're not actually short of houses

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Don’t Panic.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Welcome to Earth, please wait while we find a way to tax you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cashier number 3 please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didnt just sneeze did you

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