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Are sex toys a unnecessary drain on the earth's resources?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All that plastic and rubber. Maybe a more organic approach should be adopted. Get yourself down the greengrocers...find yourself a nice turnip shaped like a thingy or, take a leaf out of Marianne Faithfuls book!

If you can't stop touching yourselves...at least think of the environment. Get some veg for your vag and some cantaloupes for your cock. When you're finished...no pollution, no worries about your kids or noesy tradesmen going through your underwear drawer and discovering your dark dirty secrets, and you'll have all the ingredients for a tasty meal. Double bonus

I can tell you're all on board so, what's your favourite sex veg going to be?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All that plastic and rubber. Maybe a more organic approach should be adopted. Get yourself down the greengrocers...find yourself a nice turnip shaped like a thingy or, take a leaf out of Marianne Faithfuls book!

If you can't stop touching yourselves...at least think of the environment. Get some veg for your vag and some cantaloupes for your cock. When you're finished...no pollution, no worries about your kids or noesy tradesmen going through your underwear drawer and discovering your dark dirty secrets, and you'll have all the ingredients for a tasty meal. Double bonus

I can tell you're all on board so, what's your favourite sex veg going to be?"

Veg for Your vag!! LMAO funny as Fuck

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Would have to be organic, don't want any chemicals or wax coating left behind.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Oh and one more thought, is this the best way to get your 5 a day.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Oh I’m sure there’s a few fruit and veg in some photos on here. Just pop a condom on it!

Courgettes, cucumber and bananas doing to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they grow a veg that does the same job as a wand I'll consider going greener x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they grow a veg that does the same job as a wand I'll consider going greener x"

need a trembly courgette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they're an excellent use of the earth's resources.

They relieve tension and stress which in turn go some way to relieving arguments and conflict. When conflict grows and gets out of hand it can lead to fights and who knows where that could all end up.

Use the earth's resorces to make love not war. All hail the dildo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELP!! I put the batteries in my aubergine, but cant find the on switch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Definitely the best way to get your five a day in.

Super healthy work out and meal if you go organic.

And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does. We've got the battery problem sussed already, we can run them from electricity generated from lemons and potatoes, sorted... struggling a bit with the motor. We know some of you ladies like to turn it up to 11

Your doing the aubergine all wrong mate... I see that more as a hand powered fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No they're an excellent use of the earth's resources.

They relieve tension and stress which in turn go some way to relieving arguments and conflict. When conflict grows and gets out of hand it can lead to fights and who knows where that could all end up.

Use the earth's resorces to make love not war. All hail the dildo!"

No!

No they're not an excellent use of the earths resources they are wasteful and polluting. They'll be be around for hundreds of years after they've been thrown away and, probably end up floating around the oceans.

What better use of the earths resources is there than growing your own organic sex toys? Being out in the fresh air, all that therapeutic gardening plus's the sexual release at the end. Much more rewarding than bashing away at yourself with big rubber cock.

Frees up extra room in your kitchen cupboards too. Get rid of that spriralizer...9 out 10 men prefer their veg vaginalized these days...fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does. "

There isn't even a human who can fulfill the job my wand does

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does.

There isn't even a human who can fulfill the job my wand does "

What she said! Nothing compares

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does.

There isn't even a human who can fulfill the job my wand does

What she said! Nothing compares "

I believe there is an attachment for gentlemen to use the wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to eat the veg after we have used them? Maybe serve the turnip to the in-laws at Sunday dinner? Coz don't forget OP there are starving people in the world who can't eat plastic. So I,m on board as long as the veg gets eaten after. Lol XXX

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I actually had a mate who swore by using a courgette when she felt the urge...

I never ate ratatouille at her house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we have to eat the veg after we have used them? Maybe serve the turnip to the in-laws at Sunday dinner? Coz don't forget OP there are starving people in the world who can't eat plastic. So I,m on board as long as the veg gets eaten after. Lol XXX"

No one has to but, it would make sense too. It's just extra seasoning.

The farther-in-laws face while he tries to place that familiar flavour although, he probably has a fair idea... mother-in-law has been growing her her own for years.

"Mmmm these courgettes are super tasty! Did you vaginalize them?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually had a mate who swore by using a courgette when she felt the urge...

I never ate ratatouille at her house."

Just like having a different cock every day with no bareback or STD issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does.

There isn't even a human who can fulfill the job my wand does

What she said! Nothing compares "

Amen to this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And it wont be long before there's a veg that can fulfill the job your wand does.

There isn't even a human who can fulfill the job my wand does

What she said! Nothing compares

Amen to this!"

The N.W.A. (National Wand Association) are out in force then. It's going to be tuff convincing you lot...are we going to have to prize them from your cold dead hands!?

We don't want to get rid of the sexual amendment, we just want to make it greener and more... eco.

No one is taking away your rites to bare sex toys and, no one is expecting you to give up your wands until there's a viable vegetable option.

We are not trying to start a revolution ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lightly microwaved carrot is a novelty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A lightly microwaved carrot is a novelty "

I picked one out from the groceries that resembled a rabbit the other day. Couldn't come and pop in your "microwave" could I?

Couple of minutes on high should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No they're an excellent use of the earth's resources.

They relieve tension and stress which in turn go some way to relieving arguments and conflict. When conflict grows and gets out of hand it can lead to fights and who knows where that could all end up.

Use the earth's resorces to make love not war. All hail the dildo!"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Stay away from my toys!

#slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No! Stay away from my toys!

#slap"

#Ouchthathurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well-deserved though. Never touch a woman’s toys, chocolate or vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im vegetarian and careful with our precious and scarce resources, but ....try to take my toys away and I will chop your hands (or worse) off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all those ladies who say there isn't a human who can do the job their wand does...

I disagree and am always ready for a competitive comparison to find out which is best. Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To all those ladies who say there isn't a human who can do the job their wand does...

I disagree and am always ready for a competitive comparison to find out which is best. Hehehe"

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im vegetarian and careful with our precious and scarce resources, but ....try to take my toys away and I will chop your hands (or worse) off "

We're working on vegetable prosthetics... you can't scare me! You'll soon be getting your 5 a day from both ends at the same time if you're not careful

That's probably not a threatening prospect really, is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling? "

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol."

The man's a genius. Sounds fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im vegetarian and careful with our precious and scarce resources, but ....try to take my toys away and I will chop your hands (or worse) off

We're working on vegetable prosthetics... you can't scare me! You'll soon be getting your 5 a day from both ends at the same time if you're not careful

That's probably not a threatening prospect really, is it "

Its really rather intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol."

You're hired

Marketing and development manager...if you want it? We can't pay you very much as we're a fledgling company. £1000 a day + as many vagetables as you can fit in your snack holes every Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im vegetarian and careful with our precious and scarce resources, but ....try to take my toys away and I will chop your hands (or worse) off

We're working on vegetable prosthetics... you can't scare me! You'll soon be getting your 5 a day from both ends at the same time if you're not careful

That's probably not a threatening prospect really, is it

Its really rather intriguing "

Come and work for me. We need someone with a curious and probing mind to run our test facility!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol.

You're hired

Marketing and development manager...if you want it? We can't pay you very much as we're a fledgling company. £1000 a day + as many vagetables as you can fit in your snack holes every Friday."

Where do I sign?

We could expand the range have a tandem with a vibe on one seat and a fleshlight on the other lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol.

You're hired

Marketing and development manager...if you want it? We can't pay you very much as we're a fledgling company. £1000 a day + as many vagetables as you can fit in your snack holes every Friday.

Where do I sign?

We could expand the range have a tandem with a vibe on one seat and a fleshlight on the other lol"

I like it!

How about we move the seats closer together so we can get another one or two seats on and...the clincher! We make the toys interchangeable?

I can see development is in safe hands...we need customers!! I'll leave it with you

I'm off to see my wank manager... I mean bank manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note I thought Anne Summers did recycling?

Now cycling there's a thought:

You could have a bycycle seat with a built in vibrator run off a dynamo the faster you cycle the more it vibrates lol.

You're hired

Marketing and development manager...if you want it? We can't pay you very much as we're a fledgling company. £1000 a day + as many vagetables as you can fit in your snack holes every Friday.

Where do I sign?

We could expand the range have a tandem with a vibe on one seat and a fleshlight on the other lol

I like it!

How about we move the seats closer together so we can get another one or two seats on and...the clincher! We make the toys interchangeable?

I can see development is in safe hands...we need customers!! I'll leave it with you

I'm off to see my wank manager... I mean bank manager "

Great...we could build the worlds first daisy chain bike...dynamo driven of course have to keep it green

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll pick some wicker up for the frames

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