FabSwingers.com forum: Bleaching my bum hole

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?

Thank you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Erm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?

Thank you "

It's nicer for people rimming you if you use the floral fragrance one from Sainsburys

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

sitting in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide might do it...?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bleach is bleach it doesn't matter what brand it is. Just be careful to rinse thoroughly or you'll tie dye ya boxers

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Try caustic soda and some lavender it will make you relax enough to bear the pain

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I tried the 99p Asda bleach on mine; Stung like a bastard and my anus still looks like shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tippex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet Duck so you can get right round the rim

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Toilet Duck so you can get right round the rim

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I accidentally dyed a green flannel with mould and mildew spray. There’s a very white patch on it now.

***dont try this at home kids***

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By *ngels of Sin 69Couple
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Currently sitting at work proper laughing at this thread, love the humor it has really lightened the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely got to be the thick stuff otherwise it'll trickle down your legs before it's had time to work.

Fill an eye bath up and tape it in place (from front to back) with some of that there Duck tape stuff. Leave it on for a few hours while you go about your normal business...job jobbed

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Let it soak in, but bent over with your bum in the air for at least an hour, you need to air it and allow it to dry.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Just seen an add for a mini sandblaster for arts and crafts work. I reckon that would work pretty well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice everyone. I’ll let you know how it goes

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

What about t-cut?? Make it all nice and shine

Frank

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've heard lemon juice is a good home-made bleach on some surfaces.... Jif squeezy left over from pancake day should do the trick

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Thanks for the advice everyone. I’ll let you know how it goes"

At least the roads are clear of snow now, so you can get to A&E okay

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Domestos followed by Zoflora. Works every time.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Grapes anyone ?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

what's the big deal with bleached ass holes??

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By *ants_Nerdy_CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Havant

He's had his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached, owns every single ministry CD, tribal tattoos but he don't know what it means but I've heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Thanks for the advice everyone. I’ll let you know how it goes"

A step by step pictorial description would be interesting. You could tell us what the nurse in a and e recommends to soothe it too.

P.S. I'd avoid chilli for a week

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?

Thank you "

Well I'm not opposed to using the supermarkets own brand myself,I use Tescos for that job and it seems fine to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do many people stare at your bumhole so it has to look pretty

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve just been doing even more research in this and I can confirm that if you firstly dab the area with soft lint containing a paint thinners for about 5 minutes in an anti-clockwise direction. Allow this to dry naturally. Following this you will need a small artists brush about a 3mm will do make sure the brush is a shed less one as you will not want any loose Brisseld. Now if you get some white hammerite paint and slowly usinig th brush build up a thin lair around the arse hole !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)"

Which Cillit Bang?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

Which Cillit Bang?"

It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

Which Cillit Bang?

It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight

"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the words - ring of fire

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

Which Cillit Bang?

It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight

That's beautiful,I bet you don't want to spoil it now by going for a poop do you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)"

We've just been properly laughing out loud about this

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

Which Cillit Bang?

It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight

"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office

Snortle! A combination of snort and chortle? I'm pinching that

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I laughed so hard i snorted and tea came out my nose

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Astounded no one suggested Dulux white satin paint.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I laughed so hard i snorted and tea came out my nose

Of it's own accord or were you drinking some at the time?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In yet another of my revolutionary discoveries, I have discerned that inserting Calgon tablets up ones bum serves as an impromptu (and most cost effective) form of colonic irrigation......whilst simultaneously providing a most curious sense of sexual stimulation...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"In yet another of my revolutionary discoveries, I have discerned that inserting Calgon tablets up ones bum serves as an impromptu (and most cost effective) form of colonic irrigation......whhit simultaneously providing a most curious sense of sexual stimulation...

And I believe absolutely fantastic if you live in a hard water area. Added bum bonus

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

And I believe absolutely fantastic if you live in a hard water area. Added bum bonus"

As an added benefit, I now fart bubbles boasting a fresh Fabreeze like scent

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What's not to love?

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By *obby777coolMan
over a year ago

Boston

When you get it done you will

RISE and SHINE

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Astounded no one suggested Dulux white satin paint.

How remiss of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?

Thank you "

Domestos for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet Duck so you can get right round the rim

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

God help us when the before and after pics start appearing with the new pic allowance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you considered, a light buff with and industrial sander?, just the top layer of skin mind, don't go to mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just been doing even more research in this and I can confirm that if you firstly dab the area with soft lint containing a paint thinners for about 5 minutes in an anti-clockwise direction. Allow this to dry naturally. Following this you will need a small artists brush about a 3mm will do make sure the brush is a shed less one as you will not want any loose Brisseld. Now if you get some white hammerite paint and slowly usinig th brush build up a thin lair around the arse hole !"

you are wicked! Although i was looking at Artist brushes on Ebay yesterday funnily enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please remember preparation is key, you must ensure all clinkers have been removed. Easiest way is to get your very bestest friend to use the jet wash down the local garage and blast those buggers off. If you're quick you can return the favour before the £1 runs out.

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Try some readybrek And bleach mixed,, paste it on, let it set hard and then chisel off. nice white nippsy and hair free,, two birds ,, one stone,,

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"STOP PRESS!!!: I’ve just sprayed some Cillit Bang on my arsehole and after regaining consciousness, can happily report that it has bleached my anus a good’un!

(well, what’s now left of it at least....)

Which Cillit Bang?

It was the Limescale & Shine variety - worked true wonders; In fact so much so that my anus is now glimmering like the vampires in Twilight

"anus glimmering like the vampires in Twilight.... just made me snortle loudly in the office

Snortle! A combination of snort and chortle? I'm pinching that

Exactly that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grapes anyone ?"

I wonder if you can bleach grapes aka piles

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Caustic soda should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about tooth whitening paste?

Nice smell too.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Don't forget to send me a postcard from A & E, by the way do you like grapes darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought I would update you all.

I'm now out of A&E and I have just purchased a huge tub of aloe vera.

I cant sit down or have a bowel movement for the foreseeable future, farting is also a painful chore and the blisters are giving off a god awful smell.

However, the doctors have told me that there will be minimal scaring and my ring piece will be as white as snow

100% would do again

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Toilet Duck , it has a shaped nozzle to get right round the rim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting giggling to myself in the office.

Brilliant

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Thought I would update you all.

I'm now out of A&E and I have just purchased a huge tub of aloe vera.

I cant sit down or have a bowel movement for the foreseeable future, farting is also a painful chore and the blisters are giving off a god awful smell.

However, the doctors have told me that there will be minimal scaring and my ring piece will be as white as snow

100% would do again"

Pics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done PoC. Like they say...no pain no gain. I bet it will glint like a diamond... when all the other issues have cleared up!

You can't beat a bit of hello Vera, you'll be right as rain in no time.

Thinking of doing it myself...is the long-term maintenance easy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just squirt it with a bit of glade

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Get yourself some industrial motor grease and a grease gun and heavily cover the area to prevent chapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might be trying to encourage the chaps

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

You can use Milton.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"You can use Milton. "

What a pussy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"You can use Milton.

What a man pussy

You're too kind

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"You can use Milton.

What a man pussy

You're too kind

Lol you edited by text you Clunge

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Has anyone on here actually done that?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

You're all VERY sick puppies that should look long and hard at yourselves! Bad!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A work colleague (yes , really) convinced her then boyfriend to use veet on his downstairs area en mass as she liked the smooth look.

He was taken to hospital with severe burns and had to have dressings changed for a month ( the removal of the first ones made him faint)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A work colleague (yes , really) convinced her then boyfriend to use veet on his downstairs area en mass as she liked the smooth look.

He was taken to hospital with severe burns and had to have dressings changed for a month ( the removal of the first ones made him faint)

Blink!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd imagine that if you want to save some money, you could go for the thin saver bleach and take a loooong bath in it. If you cover any of your body not to be bleached with vaseline, you'll help the focus stay upon your arsehole. If you sit your buttocks upon a raised platform (with a gloryhole type area cut-out in the centre), you will ensure easier access to the target area.

Rinse and repeat until the desired effect is achieved, remembering to display your achievements in changing rooms etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update, 24 hours after the fact.

The smell from my blisters has gotten so bad, my 15 year old, arthritis ridden dog has somehow jumped the 6 foot garden fence and fucked off to my parents house.

I wasn't supposed to have a bowel movement until my ring piece gained its flexibility again but a craving for prune juice gave me no choice. I am now in lots of pain and think I may have some sort of E-coli like infection.

I'm not sure what it looks like down there, I tried to take a picture but my phone crashed, I'm still deciding if this is coincidence or not.

I am now only 97% sure I would do this again

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Would Domestos be ok for this? Or could I just go for the cheaper Asda’s own thick bleach?

Thank you "

Gives a New meaning to ring sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update, 24 hours after the fact.

The smell from my blisters has gotten so bad, my 15 year old, arthritis ridden dog has somehow jumped the 6 foot garden fence and fucked off to my parents house.

I'm not sure what it looks like down there, I tried to take a picture but my phone crashed, I'm still deciding if this is coincidence or not.

I am now only 97% sure I would do this again"

and my tea just went everywhere! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?"

That weirdo piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake"

Awwww I liked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake"

Oh! Was it! Hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not "

I like both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

I like both of you

Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

I like both of you

Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be an easier way to change your ring tone......??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I preffer it looking dirty. Then you know your getting into a bit of filth lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

I like both of you

Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!

An FMF with you 2 would be better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

I like both of you

Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!

An FMF with you 2 would be better "

We’d destroy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the one

I remember this

. Who was it!?

That weirdo piece of cake

Awwww I liked him

Just kidding

Not sure if this is an insult or not

I like both of you

Ooooh an MFM with POC and POF imagine that!

An FMF with you 2 would be better

We’d destroy you "

Wouldn't be the first time I've told that. And I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf am i reading.. Oh well each to their own.. I will wait for fashion of this to change..

No tagnuts here... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just read the title in Beavis' voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slice a lemon in quarters, a few squeezes in the crack and lie cheeks spread in the sun for a few hours.

Works like a charm.

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