FabSwingers.com forum: What Not to Say During Sex

By *inaryGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Near the River

Come on then...hurry up!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to screw her face up like that whenever she had gas.

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Your Dad does it much better ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you stare at the ceiling and hold ya breath

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By *appyswinger999Man
over a year ago

elgin

Pull my knickers up when you done

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By *inaryGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Near the River

Can I call you mummy?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you mind looking at me like that

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

My wife actually said that. Exact words “can you hurry up and finish as I’m tired”.

You can imagine the instant impact. I never wanted or had sex with her again

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘My ex moaned more than you’

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Your ex's name

Am sorry

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By *inaryGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Near the River

"My wife actually said that. Exact words “can you hurry up and finish as I’m tired”.

You can imagine the instant impact. I never wanted or had sex with her again "

Noooooooo!!!!! Go to the front of the queue for extra cake

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Are you in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wake me up when you cum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yahtzee

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is it in? Lol

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

You finished already

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Pull my nightie down when you're finished

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Yahtzee "

I'm stealing this and I'm going to use it.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

When you said "doggy"!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I must add sausages to my online shop"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“My backs gone!”

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The guy who was just in there was much bigger than you, can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeehaa

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You don't mind if I carry on with this crossword do you? Just let yourself out when you've finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife won't let me do this.

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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago

KIDLINGTON

Knew I should have strapped that plank to my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister is so much better at blow jobs.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Shit that wasn't lube it was super glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lamp shade is dusty.

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By *arlingCoupleCouple
over a year ago

fareham

I love u Sarah, I mean Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything at all.

Sex should be silent, in total darkness, and only for procreation.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What time was kick off again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it in yet? "

Yeah but a buick would feel small in the grand canyon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it smell down there?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I think the kettle’s boiled

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By *artin69erMan
over a year ago

Melksham

That ceiling could do with a coat of paint.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Better out than in, parp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you and why are you in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know if the match is on TV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the smell.... i had sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u have the batterys for the tv remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it? My husbands home around 10

She said this at 9:45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When licking a woman’s vagina:

“That reminds me I must trim the privet”

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Have you got it in a bigger size?"

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By *apeyeMan
over a year ago

worcester

Calling out an ex boyfriends name in all the excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calling out an ex boyfriends name in all the excitement "

Ask the ex's name before giving yours..."oh wow what a coincedence thats my name too!" Problem soved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm done,you ok finishingles ya self off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your doing it wrong

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

You’re not as good as your mum

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nan! Behave yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what your mum's like in bed?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Break out in uncontrollable giggles

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what your mum's like in bed?"

Oddly enough I've said that...well, I'm not sure if i said it or thought it. The way i was thrown out of the house though makes me wonder

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I wonder what your mum's like in bed?

Oddly enough I've said that...well, I'm not sure if i said it or thought it. The way i was thrown out of the house though makes me wonder

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told n ex 'it's not big enough' without thinking, ooops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it !!!!

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I once told n ex 'it's not big enough' without thinking, ooops lol"

Poor lad, broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol wel, e couldn't reach me even wen e were on top lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it in yet , have you finished yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your sister better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hamster was better with its tongue than you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hamster was better with its tongue than you!!!"
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Freddie Starr approves this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hamster was better with its tongue than you!!!)

Freddie Starr approves this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cum

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What's that smell, didn't you put the fish in the fridge?

I'm fasting, so can't give oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's that smell, didn't you put the fish in the fridge?

I'm fasting, so can't give oral.

Whats that smell? Sweat and shame

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Is that it

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

"I think we're related."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got hurry up next meets here soon lol got love fab

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

You'd better hide in the wardrobe, my husbands home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your vagina looks like a hippopotamus mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Shall I pick that scab first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm your sister is much tighter..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on top so I can have a smoke while you do the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly its not you, its me! (Limp dick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go shopping tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cum yet

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mom!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, I got my test results back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you not cum yet

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Your ex's name

Am sorry"

Done that a few times

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

That’s small

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Is that it ? That's sex ! i don't see wot all the fus is about.

(never sed that but its all i cood think of as not had any yet)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You really think that was worth my efforts?

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I thought we'd told you it was being live streamed, pay per view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a younger guy service me, but he used to go like piston for hours.

He caught me yawning, and quizzed me, as he caught me mentally compiling a food shopping list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go shopping tomorrow "

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By *inaryGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Near the River

..about that promotion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this supposed to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog is sniffing my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go shopping tomorrow

Lesson 1: Always ask for what you want before you let him anywhere near you

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By *inaryGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Near the River

I'm busy mum! I'll come down for my tea when I've finished!

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"It's ok it always smells like that"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"“My backs gone!”"

I've said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what is your evaluation of the Trump administration so far?

USA all the way baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's not pus oozing out, it's performance art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expected bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what your mum's like in bed?"

Did you say that out loud ?lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that’s chocolate

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