FabSwingers.com forum: Court appearance

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The person or couple in the profile above have been caught doing something and are due in court Monday.

What are they accused of ?

Keep it lighthearted and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck his penis in the holy water pond at the church

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Hacked the KFC delivery company's computers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been caught swimming naked in the reservoir XXX

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Been caught swimming naked in the reservoir XXX"

Caught impersonating a policewoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abusing a snowman.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Abusing a snowman."

He was arrested for fettling someone else’s ferrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing the centre's from the polo's

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's "

Possession of a glorious bum

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes "

Assault with deadly titties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

Assault with deadly titties."

Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

Assault with deadly titties."

Reported to constantly leaving footprints on the wallpaper

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

Assault with deadly titties.

Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking

Running through a tea dance naked scaring the old dears!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

Assault with deadly titties.

Reported to constantly leaving footprints on the wallpaper

Haha not to mention the ceiling!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Stealing the centre's from the polo's

Possession of a glorious bum

Guilty of miss-representation.

He's really a Piscean....

Stealing furniture from show homes

Assault with deadly titties.

Charges of gross indecency, and public nudity, the judge is a man and throws it out as he's too busy wanking

Running through a tea dance naked scaring the old dears! "

Arrested for blatant disregard of dressing gown fastenage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Causing havoc and mayhem in Beanotown. Sentence is likely to involve a slipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stealing chickens and holding them too ransom for KFC

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Abusing a coffee machine

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Causing havoc and mayhem in Beanotown. Sentence is likely to involve a slipper

Found to not have the correct paperwork for an arse so hot it could be deemed a fire risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Causing havoc and mayhem in Beanotown. Sentence is likely to involve a slipper

Found to not have the correct paperwork for an arse so hot it could be deemed a fire risk."

Caught in a outdoor three some with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests"

Wearing a man plait in a built up area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught flashing her ass in public

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests

Wearing a man plait in a built up area."

Arrested for not pointing toes properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests

Wearing a man plait in a built up area.

Arrested for not pointing toes properly lol "

Shouting this is a stick up in a bank pointing at her nipples lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conspiracy (couple thing) to handle swollen goods....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Conspiracy (couple thing) to handle swollen goods...."

Killing Apollo Creed

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Running across the football field while the game was still on. Naked.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Running across the football field while the game was still on. Naked."

Invading Britain on her own armed with a 12 inch dildo

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Skinny dipping in the penguin enclosure at the zoo

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Skinny dipping in the penguin enclosure at the zoo"

Arrested whilst attending a Halloween party in a silhouette mask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile."

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock"

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......"

Doing a naked mile

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......

Doing a naked mile "

Making ring donuts out of solid donuts with his cock In Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dressing loudly in a built up area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping fruit bats in an old cortina at the bottom of the garden!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Reversing back through a speed camera area to try to delete his speeding offence

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

drinking meths while doing the conga up the high street with 6 tramps

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"drinking meths while doing the conga up the high street with 6 tramps"

Joining in the conga wearing a stolen wpc uniform

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......"

That pole stayed put

when it finally went up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......

That pole stayed put

when it finally went up. "

Accused of out-living her expiry date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"invited someone as a friend when the profile said no freinds requests

Wearing a man plait in a built up area."

lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......

That pole stayed put

when it finally went up.

Accused of out-living her expiry date

Flouting the goods description act.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Guilty of causing a multiple pile up of shopping trolleys whilst strolling round Waitrose wearing "that" blouse and a seductive smile.

still balancing a broom pole on his cock

Guilty of not doing her own DIY and getting Fab members to sort out her curtain pole......

That pole stayed put

when it finally went up.

Accused of out-living her expiry date

Flouting the goods description act."

making and selling home made gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store

Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store

Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop

Impersonating a tailors dummy

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store

Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop

Sheep worrying, police heard him repeatedly saying mint sauce mint sauce to them.

The wellys in the boot were allegedly for innocent reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"shoplifting Vodka from her local Tesco store

Theft of a flip flop from the beach shop

Sheep worrying, police heard him repeatedly saying mint sauce mint sauce to them.

The wellys in the boot were allegedly for innocent reasons "

Cossack dancing in the local lido without an entertainments licence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great sock theft was finally caught

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The great sock theft was finally caught "

Recklessly distracting titty juggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie - mischievous crimes against humanity

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Minnie - mischievous crimes against humanity "

Being far too sexy on a snowy Saturday.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Minnie - mischievous crimes against humanity

Being far too sexy on a snowy Saturday."

Having a cute arse and pressing it up against the local restaurant window for a dare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a cute arse and pressing it up against the local restaurant window for a dare"

Perving fab pics and, when walked into the lamppost, knocked it over and smashed a few windows

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Having a cute arse and pressing it up against the local restaurant window for a dare

Perving fab pics and, when walked into the lamppost, knocked it over and smashed a few windows "

Don't forget I also smashed your back door in

lol

Smuggling cucumbers from the supermarket in a naughty way

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

Ate an After Eight at 7.30

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ate an After Eight at 7.30"

Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

"Ate an After Eight at 7.30

Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab.."

Oh yeah baby....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ate an After Eight at 7.30

Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..

Oh yeah baby...."

Arrested for impersonating an international man of mystery

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ate an After Eight at 7.30

Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..

Oh yeah baby....

Arrested for impersonating an international man of mystery

Having crabs on her sandy beach

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ate an After Eight at 7.30

Blowing his cover as International Man Of Mystery by posting on Fab..

Oh yeah baby....

Arrested for impersonating an international man of mystery

Having crabs on her sandy beach "

Sam was nabbed for making the paddling pool turn blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing a monkey and teaching it to pick pocket!

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

CANTERBURY

Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey."

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies"

Possession of two deadly weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies

Possession of two deadly weapons

Putting his hands on two deadly weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies

Possession of two deadly weapons

Putting his hands on two deadly weapons"

I bloody wish

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies

Possession of two deadly weapons

Putting his hands on two deadly weapons

I bloody wish

haha "

Streaking when collecting his dominoes order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd be accused of stalking Mr Tumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crime: Figging in Public.

Location: The Vatican.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Crime: Figging in Public.

Location: The Vatican."

Massaging the Bratwurst in Lidl

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Crime: Figging in Public.

Location: The Vatican.

Massaging the Bratwurst in Lidl"

Stealing a nuns knickers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Crime: Figging in Public.

Location: The Vatican.

Massaging the Bratwurst in Lidl"
Crime .... Had an affair with Mickey ... Location ... The dark underbelly of Disneyworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fencing the stolen items lifted from the pockets of innocent folk by a trained monkey.

Inappropriate smiling at lollipop ladies

Possession of two deadly weapons

Putting his hands on two deadly weapons

I bloody wish

haha

Streaking when collecting his dominoes order

Haha have you set a camera up in my house without me knowing?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Crime: Figging in Public.

Location: The Vatican.

Massaging the Bratwurst in Lidl

Stealing a nuns knickers "

To be fair she gave them to me as a souvenir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She'd be accused of stalking Mr Tumble"

Crime: to much beard

Sentence: shaved head to toe

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