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13,763 reasons why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

1. I can't get aggressive enough to pretend i have PMT one week in four.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

2.... I wouldn't believe the hype... afterall, it's only a vagina... not the Shroud of Turin.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

3 - your chest hair means you will never be nominated in the best boobs on fabs threads.... even though they are a good size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4. You can't fake an orgasm

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

5... couldn't cope with the guys circling spraying their pee and marking me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

5 - you'll only realise just how empty your inbox really is.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"

1. I can't get aggressive enough to pretend i have PMT one week in four. "

One good reason for being 60 ..amen to that..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

6 6... I would probably get a message saying he recognises my silhouette avatar.... and he lives 3 doors down.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

7 - you might accidently send your fake female self a message from your other account and realise how sad you are.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

7... I am a str8 single female... that's one up from single guys in the pecking order.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 6... I would probably get a message saying he recognises my silhouette avatar.... and he lives 3 doors down."

........ but his wife won't mind.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"7... I am a str8 single female... that's one up from single guys in the pecking order..... "

8... ok will do a bit of muff.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

8 - you'd have to learn to live with the label of 'damaged goods'

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

9 - you'll have to start buying shoes.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

9 the tesco carrier bag I doubled up as a femidom, keeps flapping round my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 you piss yourself off but have no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 A man can't piss and cum at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inbox full of junk

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

12. It would be heartbreaking to actually be offered a bit of pussy.

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

13. Because when trying to get into a club as a single female they tend to notice the stubble and deep voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get to all 13,763 reasons each poster is going to have to list 78.645 on each post before the thread is closed when it hits 175 posts, but, seeing as 15 posts have been made listing only one reason each, and 7 posts have been made listing no reasons at all, each poster must now list 11.20 reasons in addition to the 78.645 posts each poster already has to make. The average rises with each subsequent post that doesn't list a total of 89.845 reasons as to why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

..and one of them is that a real woman would never have been able to work this out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get to all 13,763 reasons each poster is going to have to list 78.645 on each post before the thread is closed when it hits 175 posts, but, seeing as 15 posts have been made listing only one reason each, and 7 posts have been made listing no reasons at all, each poster must now list 11.20 reasons in addition to the 78.645 posts each poster already has to make. The average rises with each subsequent post that doesn't list a total of 89.845 reasons as to why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

..and one of them is that a real woman would never have been able to work this out. "

I gave up reading after 2nd sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get to all 13,763 reasons each poster is going to have to list 78.645 on each post before the thread is closed when it hits 175 posts, but, seeing as 15 posts have been made listing only one reason each, and 7 posts have been made listing no reasons at all, each poster must now list 11.20 reasons in addition to the 78.645 posts each poster already has to make. The average rises with each subsequent post that doesn't list a total of 89.845 reasons as to why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

..and one of them is that a real woman would never have been able to work this out. "

..... a real woman wouldn't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get to all 13,763 reasons each poster is going to have to list 78.645 on each post before the thread is closed when it hits 175 posts, but, seeing as 15 posts have been made listing only one reason each, and 7 posts have been made listing no reasons at all, each poster must now list 11.20 reasons in addition to the 78.645 posts each poster already has to make. The average rises with each subsequent post that doesn't list a total of 89.845 reasons as to why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

..and one of them is that a real woman would never have been able to work this out.

..... a real woman wouldn't care. "

bugger why didnt i think of that blame this cold my brains not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

..... a real woman wouldn't care. "

..that was going to be the second reason on my list but I forgot to type it.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

your self loathing,would be unbearable.

after your 6th,fancy a shag message,to yourself,was deleted unread.

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

13,762 You'd have to have the humour cell rewired.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the sheepskin rug,would lose all respect.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my apologies,but i must add a positive note,to this thread.

if you used the username,granny crumpet,

you wouldnt have to change your avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could end up with a sore arse if you meet a guy with bad eyesight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have to use an epilator on your legs, pits and bits.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

how bad would it be if you met yourself,

and you just didn't fancy them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

20. The words 'Huge Fat Juicy Cock' are typed autumatically in respose to messages asking your best feature.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

21. You still put your name down as a contender for the 'best cock on FAB' threads.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

22. During cam to cam sessions the unsuspecting 'other' watches your pink frillies rising and you just can't help nodding and pointing inanely, saying ......Yep ... it's my 'Fat Juicy Cock' .....

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By *ushroom7 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

21. you have to swot up on brand names like Tena lady

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

23. You use 'Fat Juicy Cock' as your nickname.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

24. A woman asks you to make an FFM for her husband and you ask her for to Tit Wank your 'Fat Juicy Cock'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


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21. you have to swot up on brand names like Tena lady "

25. You blame your lack of counting ability on blood rush to your 'Huge Fat Juicy Cock'

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

your repeated use of the term 'fat juicy cock' implies a bad case of penis envy, reinforcing _aucy3's seemingly ludicrous earlier post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26. Putting 12 inches as your height would give you away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"26. Putting 12 inches as your height would give you away."

just realised you cant put 12 inches on your height.

27. Adding extra inches to your height would make it obvious on your first meet. Known as internet inches.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


" your repeated use of the term 'fat juicy cock' implies a bad case of penis envy, reinforcing _aucy3's seemingly ludicrous earlier post. "

Your need to conjoin my multiple use of the term FAT JUICY COCK with a psycho/pathological condition of penis envy and indicating that this reinforces anything _aucy3 ever says - implies that you have a psychotic tendency to hide your own thin reedy flaccid excuse of a ne'r used dog dick and will make attempts to slur others in order to elevate your own status.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

have you been looking at my pics granny? Or has the t been transposed with a g in your username and what we are witnessing here is a phsycho-sexual munchausens by proxy? and to be totaly honest i cannot remember the last time my member was elevated, but i haven't checked out your profile lately so that may help with the flacidity. Who said three and a half inch floppies were only for computers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28. You would have to set up another fake profile to verify your first fake profile

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"have you been looking at my pics granny? Or has the t been transposed with a g in your username and what we are witnessing here is a phsycho-sexual munchausens by proxy? and to be totaly honest i cannot remember the last time my member was elevated, but i haven't checked out your profile lately so that may help with the flacidity. Who said three and a half inch floppies were only for computers? "

Whether I'm a T or a G doesn't change the number of times you will be F'd.

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By *enandlisaCouple
over a year ago

Burnley'ish

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

28. Other men will post to challenge your gender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"28. Other men will post to challenge your gender. "

Well I have met you and you hide it well lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"28. Other men will post to challenge your gender.

Well I have met you and you hide it well lol "

Ha. x Thanks I wear a voice changer in a locket.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"To get to all 13,763 reasons each poster is going to have to list 78.645 on each post before the thread is closed when it hits 175 posts, but, seeing as 15 posts have been made listing only one reason each, and 7 posts have been made listing no reasons at all, each poster must now list 11.20 reasons in addition to the 78.645 posts each poster already has to make. The average rises with each subsequent post that doesn't list a total of 89.845 reasons as to why faking a female profile isn't worth it.

..and one of them is that a real woman would never have been able to work this out. "

due mainly to the fact that she's wiping the asses of men around her and keeping the world turning...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I resisted all night. Shouldn't have read it this morning Wishy.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

43/the logic and reasoning app,would have to be uninstalled.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

44/ to replace the above app,install.

the tunnel vision,and pig headed app.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes.

Shoes are the answer, whatever the question- fake that!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shoes.

Shoes are the answer, whatever the question- fake that!"

61/ never utter the words,

i already have enough,

eg i already have enough shoes,handbags,cushions etc etc.

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