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Breaking up a relationship

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

We've all been in a relationship that's ended.

What's the funniest, best, worst, most pathetic way you've told or been told it's over

Keep it lighthearted and funny

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I was given the ultimatum....It's me or the dog. That was eight years ago,we are both sat infront of the fire all nice n cosy. I've just had a curry and the dogs had some steak....happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was given the ultimatum....It's me or the dog. That was eight years ago,we are both sat infront of the fire all nice n cosy. I've just had a curry and the dogs had some steak....happy days."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once got dumped for being, ‘Too nice’ (WTF??!!) I’m not sure quite what sort of man she was seeking in light of this but sincerely hope that she found the bastard she was looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she didn't like the fact I cut my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was because he was too much of a nice guy. If he said he'd ring at 6pm, he would ring at that time on the dot. I didn't want for anything. Me being young and dumb, by thinking that was a negative, springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got dumped for being, ‘Too nice’ (WTF??!!) I’m not sure quite what sort of man she was seeking in light of this but sincerely hope that she found the bastard she was looking for "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got dumped because she was starting uni next week. 2 days a week but wouldn't have time for me haha. I assume she wanted to go out get d*unk and sleep with other guys which is exactly what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a text while on nights saying that he'd been and collected his stuff and put the key through the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat them mean , keeps them keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"treat them mean , keeps them keen "

Only when i was young, was this true. Now I'm involved with a lovely guy and would never go for a bad boy

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