FabSwingers.com forum: This ain't Hollywood you know

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The moment has arrived, your amorous advances have been worthwhile and youve stripped to your best Tesci y-fronts/mixed wash faded to gray lace.

You mean forward to kiss and unexpectedly you quote a movie line.

What is it and what's the effect?

Get to the chopper? We're going to need a bigger boat? ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you build it, he will come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

(I like this game!)

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By *aptain ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

swansea

I'll let you in, but first you have to do the truffle shuffle!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

We're on a mission from God

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll have what she's having.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life’s like a box of chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh Christian!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

You can't handle the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to come. I tried not to. Oh, how I tried not to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

To infinity.. And beyond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Get your stinking paws off me you dirty damn ape !

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By *aptain ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

swansea

"Boy, that escalated quickly!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aim to misbehave.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“We are the all singing all dancing crap of the universe”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's Johnny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Here's Johnny

At least you have one!

I solomly swear I’m up to no good

Ads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain dont hurt

I thought you'd be bigger!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

These aren't the droids you're looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressive, most impressive x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My precious

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't shoot until you can see the whites of their eyes!!"

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By *aptain ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

swansea

Well begun is almost done. Got to love Mary Poppins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having an old friend for dinner... fffffffffffrrrrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royale with cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not a knife.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have to science the shit out if this.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Where's ya fackin tool

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee

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By *hyKentGuyMan
over a year ago

sheerness

No he’s not coming out he’s been a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a woman not listening in a FFM 3some.

Get away from her you bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax on, wax off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture you? Yeah that's good,that's a good idea.I like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey, I’m home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's ya fackin tool"

(Scum, top film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after careful consideration and a whole heap of drinks, thats a face I'd be happy to sit on "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, the boy, 2 droids and no questions asked

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Run forest run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile,you son of a bitch.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You lookin at me?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.....

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Go ahead, make my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do anything I like.I'm the Chief of Police.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Just put your lips together and blow

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

You forgot to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine- Italian Job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Say what one more god damn time - I dare you, I double dare you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do anything I like.I'm the Chief of Police."

I'm sensing a theme with yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the change you filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine- Italian Job

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You forgot to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine- Italian Job

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! "

The Italian Job remade for the Alzhiemers generation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot to blow the bloody doors off! Michael Caine- Italian Job

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

The Italian Job remade for the Alzhiemers generation."

Excellent x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the car, chicks dig the car

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

“I can smell your cunt”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello boob lady "

The simpons movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“I can smell your cunt”

Muppets Christmas Carol?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“I can smell your cunt”

"I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“I can smell your cunt”

Apologies. We have no water here in South Birmingham.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“I can smell your cunt”

"I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.""

No not today.

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