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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take? "

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a giraffe so it could reach the coconuts3from the tree's

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dog any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck billed platypus.

It makes me giggle when I say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog for company and to help with hunting x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"a giraffe so it could reach the coconuts3from the tree's "

I like your thinking.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Carrier pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well would be a dog but any animal would be dolphin to get me the fuck off the island x

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Well would be a dog but any animal would be dolphin to get me the fuck off the island x"

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A rat, I like them and they find their own food!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dog "

Any particular breed?

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Laser shark to deter visitors. I mean what situation could arise that a laser shark wouldn't improve?

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

I would probably bring a camel as it can be used for transport and also it doesnt need a lot to survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Carrier pigeon"

What could it carry, apart from "Help Meeeeeee" post it notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch who else would I take

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable."

You're just thinkin' bacon ain't ya?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Pooch who else would I take "

Nice one Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable."

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it."

Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.

Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops "

I was referring to the metaphorical shit of its sociability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat because it would bring me small animals that I could cook.

Plus it would make some great company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bison

At least the food would last a while

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.

Pig shit could be good to fertilise the ground so you can grow crops

I was referring to the metaphorical shit of its sociability"

Aww c'mon missus, this is serious shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant. It can help build, I can ride around on it and it'll take forever to eat.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A cat because it would bring me small animals that I could cook.

Plus it would make some great company."

Hmmmm, mouse remnant sandwiches again. Sounds very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog

Any particular breed?"

Lurcher

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Dog

Any particular breed?

Lurcher "

Lovely dogs,but did you bring a rabbit for it to chase though?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it."

"Hey pig, stop giving me shit!"

"Oink!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Lurcher x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basically, me and ma mate Brother Dave, have just had an albeit rather inebriated conversation about which animal you would take with you to a Desert Island to survive.

I said a goat, as it will provide milk and be quite friendly

He said some sort of owl, for reasons unknown to mankind

What would you take?

Owl milk...mmmn...delicious.

I'd take a pig as they are very intelligent and sociable.

Me too, and when I got sick of its shit I could butcher and eat it.

"Hey pig, stop giving me shit!"

"Oink!""

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My Lurcher x"

Ermm excuse me, as yours and Blanche's Lurchers gonna get frisky?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My Mastiff her positivity is infectious and when roused to anger she could take down a threat. She’s also pretty damn strong and could drag stuff round for me.

Plus she loves fish.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Our dog for the company and he's pretty good a catching rabbits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

African Grey Parrot for company. They're intelligent, can be taught to speak (to a certain degree) and have a long life span (company for the foreseeable future on the island)

I'd call him Bob

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