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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need tea

Back massage

Someone to do my housework

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By *aughtyTimesBL5Man
over a year ago

bolton

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need tea

Back massage

Someone to do my housework "

^ what he said. Plus a bacon roll. Little bit of red AND brown sauce please.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Someone to do put my clothes away! One task I abhor

A massage followed by a green tea followed by a hot fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just tea for me . oh and a slice of toast . with jam . and a one of them french pastries that i cant spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to do put my clothes away! One task I abhor

A massage followed by a green tea followed by a hot fuck "

Clothes no problem green tea coming up, hot fuck guaranteed x

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

A gorgeous man to come around and cook me an amazing brunch. Then stick around and dote on me and spoil me all day with kisses and compliments while showcasing his incredible skills in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day off....an actual one, with a lie in and going out for breakfast and shizzle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A blow job please

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Paracetamol, Chicken soup and maybe a little TLC (waterfalls will suffice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find my thermal long johns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snow to disappear, had plans for tonight and need food shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A driver... I really don't want to go out in this weather but I've got to

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A driver... I really don't want to go out in this weather but I've got to

What you needing? I'll bring the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stunning live in nanny to look after my 2 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly a full English followed by massage would always be appreciated

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"To find my thermal long johns

You left them in my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water please! We have a choice of hot water or heating until the new part for the boiler arrives later..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Someone to pop to B&Q in town for me to grab another tin of paint,I'm not going anywhere in this snow

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Paracetamol, Chicken soup and maybe a little TLC (waterfalls will suffice)

Hahaha! You just made my morning!!! Thank you xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Someone to do put my clothes away! One task I abhor

A massage followed by a green tea followed by a hot fuck

Clothes no problem green tea coming up, hot fuck guaranteed x "

Oh my

did I mention I don't like wearing clothes...hope that's ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to go in to work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing I need.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Not to be going the gym. I'm tired and don't want to get out of bed.

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

My bed been a long night.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

My sir

Snuggles, kisses, spooning turning into sensual f*cking

Poached eggs, bacon, avocado and cream cheese bagels and a big fat mug of sweet tea.

Oh and not to feel shite anymore so I can actually get out of bed.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"I need tea

Back massage

Someone to do my housework "

cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need tea

Back massage

Someone to do my housework

cock

He was only asking a questi......ohhhhhhh, that's what your want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really feeling a bowl of lucky charms right now lol

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"My sir

Snuggles, kisses, spooning turning into sensual f*cking

Poached eggs, bacon, avocado and cream cheese bagels and a big fat mug of sweet tea.

Oh and not to feel shite anymore so I can actually get out of bed. "

I'll have what she's having.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"A massage followed by a green tea followed by a hot fuck "

It's like I wrote this!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's nothing I need."

What would you like then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's nothing I need.

What would you like then?"

What would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly I'd like a curvy gorgeous woman to wake me up from my sleepy slumber with some hot lazy morning sex.

Followed by 2 poached eggs on toast with tomatoes and beans with a splash of Worcestershire sauce and a massive mug of milky coffee.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"There's nothing I need.

What would you like then?

What would you like?

I've alread said,someone to go to B&Q for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon butty and some lazy morning sex would be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need someone to warm me up it's freezing up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and a big arse to rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large pot of tea and a lazy day by the fire

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?"

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Can someone get my mum a Mother’s Day card

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"A massage followed by a green tea followed by a hot fuck

It's like I wrote this!"

There is a man in Aberdeen offering this! I feel like Cilla haha

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

To be tied down and ridden like sea biscuit! Then a bacon butty with a nice cup of tea would not go a miss x

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Can someone get my mum a Mother’s Day card

Get it yourself

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By *ooshMan
over a year ago

elgin

a long teasing wet deep blow job would b top of the pops lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day off

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

A good swim then afternoon on the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee and some toast followed by some amazing sex any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a morning coffee, breakfast and something to help with this morning glory

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am also looking for 3/4 women to help with a. Cfnm scenario

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky."

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A nice hot bubble bath followed by a day of watching films, snogging and snuggling and lazy fucking

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I am also looking for 3/4 women to help with a. Cfnm scenario "

I read that as three quarters of a woman haha ooops

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"A coffee and some toast followed by some amazing sex any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice hot bubble bath followed by a day of watching films, snogging and snuggling and lazy fucking

I would but life and all that gets in the way

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By *oobookittyWoman
over a year ago

Derby

Coffee and snugglefucks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour..."

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"A nice hot bubble bath followed by a day of watching films, snogging and snuggling and lazy fucking

I would but life and all that gets in the way

Tell me about it. It’s what I’d like but it’s not what I’m going to get

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I am also looking for 3/4 women to help with a. Cfnm scenario

I read that as three quarters of a woman haha ooops "

Yes I want a thigh, 2 legs and a breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

I’ll chop chop you lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy girl to firstly walk the dog, then she can join me in our double shower to warm up. We get back into our bed as he brings up the coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

"
Plum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to go out and bring me back lots of delicious food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proper shower a massage and home because I've been in work since Thursday and here till Monday talk about snowed in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a lazy day in bed with cuddles and a film also munchies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to clear the snow from my road so I can take the hire car back safely.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Someone to shovel all the snow off my drive for a fourth time please! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want is skin-to-skin fun followed by sleep.

What I’ll get is more restless sleep, a headache and a cold shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone chilled out who'll lounge around in front of the fire and talk shit with me; laugh, giggle, lightly scratch my back and hairy chest, kiss and tease each other sensually. I'll cook, bacon butties, make drinks, Stoke the fire and run the bath. Massages later, music, some more teasing and edging. Fuck. Cuddle and more cuddles. Candle lit dinner and wine in front of the fire.

I must wake up its getting late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspiration

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Someone chilled out who'll lounge around in front of the fire and talk shit with me; laugh, giggle, lightly scratch my back and hairy chest, kiss and tease each other sensually. I'll cook, bacon butties, make drinks, Stoke the fire and run the bath. Massages later, music, some more teasing and edging. Fuck. Cuddle and more cuddles. Candle lit dinner and wine in front of the fire.

I must wake up its getting late...

Now that sounds bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pussy to lick

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A nice ladey

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What he said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snugglefuck with someone delicious would work.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"A snugglefuck with someone delicious would work. "

Yup!that would work nicely or even just the snuggle and snooze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone get my mum a Mother’s Day card

You have a week to get one, don't be lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must wake up its getting late...

Now that sounds bliss!"

I'm only dreaming.... But I can...

Surprising how few actually want this. It's too involved for most.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sex , then smoke a cigarette before I go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he said...

In the stables

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I must wake up its getting late...

I'm going to carry on sleeping and dreaming if thats okay with you. Sounds heavenly.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

What he said...

In the stables

Anytime......though maybe not the fire part lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he said...

In the stables

Anytime......though maybe not the fire part lol!!

There'd be some hot blaze going on in the stables anyway so many not need a fire until we retire to the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must wake up its getting late...

I'm going to carry on sleeping and dreaming if thats okay with you. Sounds heavenly. "

No it's not. Sleeping is no good to me.... mind your you're in the wrong part of the country. Fancy moving?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A snow shovel please

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I must wake up its getting late...

Now that sounds bliss!

I'm only dreaming.... But I can...

Surprising how few actually want this. It's too involved for most."

I'm not most haha if it works it works go with the flow and if it's ticking boxes go with it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ? "

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

I’ll chop chop you lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A woman to spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More morning!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Can someone get my mum a Mother’s Day card

You have a week to get one, don't be lazy.

I kinda do, I am in Manchester Friday and Saturday lol

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I must wake up its getting late...

I'm going to carry on sleeping and dreaming if thats okay with you. Sounds heavenly.

No it's not. Sleeping is no good to me.... mind your you're in the wrong part of the country. Fancy moving?

Fine! I'll drag my ass out of bed. I'm packing as I type. Keep the fire going, it may take a while due to the snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To find my thermal long johns

You left them in my room "

Ah great, hold onto them for me please and I’ll pick them up soon

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"To be tied down and ridden like sea biscuit! Then a bacon butty with a nice cup of tea would not go a miss x"

Neigh giddy up!!

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"To be tied down and ridden like sea biscuit! Then a bacon butty with a nice cup of tea would not go a miss x

Neigh giddy up!!

That’s the spirit! Bring the cowgirl hat ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need new eyes and someone with a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sex"
Meee Meee. And I'll bring Sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex"

This........patiently waiting for Clift to come home.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex"
was going to say that but thought it might be misconstrued as needy lol

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"To find my thermal long johns

You left them in my room

Ah great, hold onto them for me please and I’ll pick them up soon

I may charge them rent.... been here a while patiently waiting

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Can someone get my mum a Mother’s Day card

You have a week to get one, don't be lazy.

I kinda do, I am in Manchester Friday and Saturday lol "

Lots of shops are open late or you can order online

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Well I've gone for warm pewter basically grey in the living room with wallpaper either side of the chimney breast. Now my downstairs is all open so I'm just debating whether to carry the same colour through to the kitchen/dining room,it's a very important decision you know!

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"To be tied down and ridden like sea biscuit! Then a bacon butty with a nice cup of tea would not go a miss x

Neigh giddy up!!

That’s the spirit! Bring the cowgirl hat ??"

Cowgirl hat at the ready....just need to saddle up...!

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"To be tied down and ridden like sea biscuit! Then a bacon butty with a nice cup of tea would not go a miss x

Neigh giddy up!!

That’s the spirit! Bring the cowgirl hat ??

Cowgirl hat at the ready....just need to saddle up...!

Do your worst! I insist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My virginity back si I can start all over again....

Marvelous...

: )»

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My virginity back si I can start all over again....

Marvelous...

: )»"

LoL i can do 1 better.

I'm a real virgin. 100% true

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over a year ago

I feel extremely proud today, I've driven through the snow and got to where I needed to be and have taken care of several people I wasn't planning to help so when I have my glass of red tonight I will definitely have earned it...

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over a year ago

"I feel extremely proud today, I've driven through the snow and got to where I needed to be and have taken care of several people I wasn't planning to help so when I have my glass of red tonight I will definitely have earned it...

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over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they were very appreciative. Good work.

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over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

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over a year ago

I must wake up its getting late...

I'm going to carry on sleeping and dreaming if thats okay with you. Sounds heavenly.

No it's not. Sleeping is no good to me.... mind your you're in the wrong part of the country. Fancy moving?

Fine! I'll drag my ass out of bed. I'm packing as I type. Keep the fire going, it may take a while due to the snow. "

Just let yourself in...leave ur bags in the hall and come through. Hot mulled wine waiting for you and u can strip off in front of the fire and warm up... we can start to exchange pleasantries

You staying long?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

In an ideal world I'd get someone to put some more of the wallpaper from the living room on one of the walls in the dining room,but it took long enough for my brother to do that as he's not local. Plus I have a display cabinet against it which I can't move

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over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

Is the cabinet fixed or just massive and heavy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most definitely a full body massage

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

Is the cabinet fixed or just massive and heavy?"

It's not massive,but it's in two parts and you need to lift the top half off before you can move the bottom section. I've previously tried to move it and broke the bottom foot,so I need to be careful.

I'll leave it until I'm fully decided

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over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

Is the cabinet fixed or just massive and heavy?

I'll leave it until I'm fully decided

If i was closer then I’d be happy to help you move it and see what you wanted to do.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

Is the cabinet fixed or just massive and heavy?

I'll leave it until I'm fully decided

If i was closer then I’d be happy to help you move it and see what you wanted to do."

Aw thanks,no doubt it will get done at some stage

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over a year ago

"At the risk of having missed this too. What do you want at b and q?

Some more paint to finish off my decorating. It's snowy out there and I don't drive in the snow anymore,after being stuck in it over the hill's a few years ago. It put me off for life

I’m not surprised it put you off. I was clearing snow for 11 hours yesterday to keep work open. I can get to a b and q but think the journey to yours would be a tad tricky.

11 hours clearing snow! Blink. Maybe a tad tricky yes,but not impossible eh! I'll give you an hour...

An hour to get the paint to you or an hour after I get to yours

An hour to get the paint to me I want to crack on...chop chop

Plum ?

No I've actually moved on from plum well I still like it,but that's been up a few years now so it needs freshening up

What colour?

Aren’t ceilings a pain in the bottom to paint,I'm glad I don't have any more paint because I'm really not in the mood. Where's a little man when you need one

The pewter sounds a great. Very modern and stylish. While not continue it through but have a feature wall in the kitchen?

I thought you preferred big men to little ones?

Is the cabinet fixed or just massive and heavy?

I'll leave it until I'm fully decided

If i was closer then I’d be happy to help you move it and see what you wanted to do.

Aw thanks,no doubt it will get done at some stage

I’m sure it will. You seem to know what you want and like

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over a year ago

"To find my thermal long johns

You left them in my room

Ah great, hold onto them for me please and I’ll pick them up soon

I may charge them rent.... been here a while patiently waiting "

Have you checked the pockets, there may be a 10 bob bit int there!

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