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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of wine.... can you top me up?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've run out of wine.... can you top me up?!

Of course I can, red or white?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've run out of wine.... can you top me up?!

Of course I can, red or white?

I've had both.... I think I might be a bit easy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a caramel latte please..... at work and driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've run out of wine.... can you top me up?!

Of course I can, red or white?

I've had both.... I think I might be a bit easy!!"

Hehe I have a beautiful bottle of Rioja opened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a caramel latte please..... at work and driving

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and lemonade ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gin and lemonade ta

Coming right up

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By *aptain ScarlettWoman
over a year ago

swansea

I'll have a large pinot grigio please just remember...

Red before white and you will be alright.

White before red and you will have a bad head.

...words to live by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on red wine again tonight - raiding my stash of Malbec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a caramel latte please..... at work and driving

Of course

Thank you very much..... that's what i like.... polite service

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m not feeling the alcohol tonight, can I have a cuppa instead please?

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Can i have a large GnT please

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By *erynaughtyMan
over a year ago

Derby

Can I drink your Pinot from your cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the hard stuff shandy please bar keeper xx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sex on the rocks x 2 please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine please ? a new world chardonnay if you've got one chilled !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a large pinot grigio please just remember...

Red before white and you will be alright.

White before red and you will have a bad head.

...words to live by

I shall remember that! However I hardly ever drink white. Here’s your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on red wine again tonight - raiding my stash of Malbec

Me too although I’m a Rioja type lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not feeling the alcohol tonight, can I have a cuppa instead please?"

Why of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a large GnT please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I drink your Pinot from your cup?"

Erm no choose your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the hard stuff shandy please bar keeper xx"

Ha coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the rocks x 2 please x

2 of? You lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on red wine again tonight - raiding my stash of Malbec

Me too although I’m a Rioja type lady

I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

Anythin u want me to drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine please ? a new world chardonnay if you've got one chilled !

Ta"

House white, yeah it’s chilled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on red wine again tonight - raiding my stash of Malbec

Me too although I’m a Rioja type lady

I remember

Good man

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Sex on the rocks x 2 please x

2 of? You lucky lady

Yes one for me and one for anyone who may care to join me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

Anythin u want me to drink"

No you misunderstand, you have to choose your drink, you wouldn’t usually walk into a bar and ask for whatever, please be specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice Cardhu to warm my cockles please x

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Smirnoff please hold the ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the rocks x 2 please x

2 of? You lucky lady

Yes one for me and one for anyone who may care to join me

I’m snapping that right up then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice Cardhu to warm my cockles please x"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smirnoff please hold the ice

Will do, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach and an Orgasmo for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in a Glenmorangie mood tonight...! Straight up purlease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice Cardhu to warm my cockles please x

Coming right up "

You having one with me... Too good to drink alone x

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

"Smirnoff please hold the ice

Will do, here you go "

thank you so much can I open a tab please ill settle up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, empty in here must be the snow. Anyone fancy a beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach and an Orgasmo for you.

Your drink is coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in a Glenmorangie mood tonight...! Straight up purlease

A double?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice Cardhu to warm my cockles please x

Coming right up

You having one with me... Too good to drink alone x"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smirnoff please hold the ice

Will do, here you go

thank you so much can I open a tab please ill settle up in the morning

Why of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something strong your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in a Glenmorangie mood tonight...! Straight up purlease

A double?

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why the heck not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening barkeep - would you have a cold frosty IPA for lil old me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimey, empty in here must be the snow. Anyone fancy a beer? "

Me! I’m neglected

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong your choice "

Double vodka, you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in a Glenmorangie mood tonight...! Straight up purlease

A double?

why the heck not

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent single malt whisky no ice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening barkeep - would you have a cold frosty IPA for lil old me?

Hmmm maybe, aye g’on course I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a beer please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a beer please

Of course, here’s a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine please ? a new world chardonnay if you've got one chilled !

House white, yeah it’s chilled! "

In that case make it a large.....no leave the bottle and find someone else's tab to put it on

(they're all d*unk they won't notice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a beer please

Of course, here’s a pint "
thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine please ? a new world chardonnay if you've got one chilled !

House white, yeah it’s chilled!

In that case make it a large.....no leave the bottle and find someone else's tab to put it on

(they're all d*unk they won't notice)"

Ha of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a beer please

Of course, here’s a pint thankyou

Why do you appear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x "

A large one I assume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a beer please

Of course, here’s a pint thankyou

Why do you appear

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sorry fat fingers lol

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Love a good Cocktail please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a good Cocktail please "

So do I purple rain is my favourite followed by Moscow mule, which would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks"

Rum? I assume you’d like rum, I like rum though

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Love a good Cocktail please

So do I purple rain is my favourite followed by Moscow mule, which would you like? "

It's one of them nights I'll have both please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a good Cocktail please

So do I purple rain is my favourite followed by Moscow mule, which would you like?

It's one of them nights I'll have both please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x

A large one I assume? "

Yes please, is there any other size x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening barkeep - would you have a cold frosty IPA for lil old me?

Hmmm maybe, aye g’on course I do!

Sweeet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a white wine please x

A large one I assume?

Yes please, is there any other size x

No there isn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks

Rum? I assume you’d like rum, I like rum though "
ya one big bottle as i am all alone tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening barkeep - would you have a cold frosty IPA for lil old me?

Hmmm maybe, aye g’on course I do!

Sweeet

Hmmm accompanied with my favourite pic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks

Rum? I assume you’d like rum, I like rum though ya one big bottle as i am all alone tonight

Yeah suck it up sugarplum, here’s ya rum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks

Rum? I assume you’d like rum, I like rum though ya one big bottle as i am all alone tonight

Yeah suck it up sugarplum, here’s ya rum though "
thanks hugs bye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a big bottle of ram to drown myself lol thanks

Rum? I assume you’d like rum, I like rum though ya one big bottle as i am all alone tonight

Yeah suck it up sugarplum, here’s ya rum though thanks hugs bye"

Okay I provide virtual drinks not meets sorry

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

A extra large JD and with lots of ice please and one for yourself

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Sex on the rocks x 2 please x

2 of? You lucky lady

Yes one for me and one for anyone who may care to join me

I’m snapping that right up then!

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a brew please, oh and a cookie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A extra large JD and with lots of ice please and one for yourself"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a brew please, oh and a cookie

I love a decent cuppa and cookie

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Courvoisier is the one for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and lemonade ta

Cheers babe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Courvoisier is the one for me tonight

I assume a double is in order?

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yes double on the rocks please.. straight raw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes double on the rocks please.. straight raw

So do you want it on the rocks or straight?

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

On the rocks first then il just have it raw lol

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Malbec for Jay please and a rose for me.... God help us as a bit dodgy on wine these days

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 tequilas

1 pint of Stella

Double southern comfort and irn Bru x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On the rocks first then il just have it raw lol "

Aye okay coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malbec for Jay please and a rose for me.... God help us as a bit dodgy on wine these days

xxx"

Haha you’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 tequilas

1 pint of Stella

Double southern comfort and irn Bru x"

Bloody hell who are you buying for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a Gin and tonic for me please

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Southern Comfort and lemonade for me please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a Gin and tonic for me please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern Comfort and lemonade for me please. "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m closing up now sorry folks maybe next Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a Gin and tonic for me please

Coming right up "
Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tequilla sunrise and a cheeky smile would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tequilla sunrise and a cheeky smile would be nice

Closed

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Baileys and coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant we have a lock in

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 tequilas

1 pint of Stella

Double southern comfort and irn Bru x

Bloody hell who are you buying for? "

All for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

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Cheap date

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

Cheap date

I am, I don’t drink. She isn’t

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Love a good Cocktail please

So do I purple rain is my favourite followed by Moscow mule, which would you like?

It's one of them nights I'll have both please

Coming right up

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

Cheap date

I am, I don’t drink. She isn’t

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lol

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Can I have a long slow screw against the wall please?X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a long slow screw against the wall please?X "
You would need a drink after that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

Haha are you trying to get me into trouble again

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

Haha are you trying to get me into trouble again

I don’t need to try when you’re so good at it yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I’ll have two glasses of wine please. Oh and two pints. Actually I think that was 3 wine. Some shots too please.

Haha are you trying to get me into trouble again

I don’t need to try when you’re so good at it yourself

Good point, however I’m being good at the moment

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Can I have a long slow screw against the wall please?X You would need a drink after that "

Haha I'd be on the water after that

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It’s cold outside, come in for a warm and let me get you a drink, what’s your poison?

I dont drink, can I have a hot chocolate please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a long slow screw against the wall please?X You would need a drink after that

Haha I'd be on the water after that "

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