FabSwingers.com forum: Walking like an idiot

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was in town today during my lunch break and heard a mum shout at her kid in a very loud northern voice ‘stop walking like an idiot’.

Made me wonder....

How does an idiot walk?

Also have you heard any mind boggling phrases lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno but I laughed way harder than I should have

Geeky x

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By *rpharmacist50Man
over a year ago

magherafelt

Topically ... Don't be eating yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical parenting right there.

Someone should speak to social services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in town today during my lunch break and heard a mum shout at her kid in a very loud northern voice ‘stop walking like an idiot’.

Made me wonder....

How does an idiot walk?

Also have you heard any mind boggling phrases lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’d throw my knickers at you but I’ll have to wring them out first “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow me I’m right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Practical parenting right there.

Someone should speak to social services."

I think you misspelt The Ministry of Funny Walks Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Practical parenting right there.

Someone should speak to social services.

I think you misspelt The Ministry of Funny Walks Sir."

*Silly Walks, Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this in Bradford lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother used to say that to me! She hated when I didn't lift my feet enough when walking and there was that scraping noise. She used to tell me "stop walking like an idiot. Lift your fucking feet when you walk".

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Was this in Bradford lol"

No t’was Ponteland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you break your leg, don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mother used to say that to me! She hated when I didn't lift my feet enough when walking and there was that scraping noise. She used to tell me "stop walking like an idiot. Lift your fucking feet when you walk".

That's what I was going to say. Dragging your feet and scraping your heels on the ground. Or, walking right in front of me and criss crossing a foot away, making me think I'm going to walk into them.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Practical parenting right there.

Someone should speak to social services.

I think you misspelt The Ministry of Funny Walks Sir.

*Silly Walks, Sir."

Possibly silly wanks as well?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My mum always said ‘if the wind changes your face will stay like that’.

I was always scared my face wouldn’t move, a bit like Botox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your fave straight my mum used to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Wasn’t an idiot call, however, one child was being a prat on a curb near a busy road.

Safeguarding is an odd concept.... feeds off so many different values.

Time and place comes to mind.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wasn’t an idiot call, however, one child was being a prat on a curb near a busy road.

Safeguarding is an odd concept.... feeds off so many different values.

Time and place comes to mind."

My thoughts then turned to this, what if the child sees a disabled person having difficulties walking and thinks ‘idiot’!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Cats got your tongue

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

"If you break your leg, don't come running to me"

This

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