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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent the butler out for supplies. That was about an hour ago, I think the git ran off with ma money.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

Not from Waitrose I'm not lol?? I don't earn that much

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Not really. I was thinking of nipping to the corner shop for some rolls to do a bacon and egg roll for lunch.

Who's Emma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

Okay I'll be over at 5

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Next wave?! There's another!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m already for emma to make me wet and wild!...

Geeky x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Who is Emma?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next wave?! There's another!"

Not up north,more south west and south wales

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've sent the butler out for supplies. That was about an hour ago, I think the git ran off with ma money.

"

You can't get the staff.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Next wave?! There's another!

Not up north,more south west and south wales"

There's another front coming up from the south travelling up as far as about the Humber I think, not much getting over to you though.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Who is Emma? "

Such a bitch.....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I’m already for emma to make me wet and wild!...

Geeky x"

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Next wave?! There's another!"

Yup, according to the latest forecast anyway, batten down the hatches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we'd had Emma yesterday? Certainly did in the south west anyway. We can't get anywhere today. Properly snowed in

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave??

Okay I'll be over at 5"

Duck marinaded in honey and soy, garlic, ginger and star anise in a bit stir fry OK??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Waitrose - ffs I would be kicked out for being to much of a chav

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

Well done and a free coffee and a copy of the Daily Mail free as well

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more "

I think I need to try making gumbo??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not really. I was thinking of nipping to the corner shop for some rolls to do a bacon and egg roll for lunch.

Who's Emma? "

Nom, nom....

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? Not from Waitrose I'm not lol?? I don't earn that much "

It's the nearest supermarket lol, Sainsbury's is five miles away past a lot of snow drifts!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

Just waiting for my housekeeper to return with supplies while I sit watching my cleaner! If you believe this you will believe anything!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

We are getting bacon rolls delivered by local deli

May make trip to asda if need food...nearest Waitrose to us is on motorway

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave??

Just waiting for my housekeeper to return with supplies while I sit watching my cleaner! If you believe this you will believe anything! "

Yes you mustn't watch the cleaners, they get nervous....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got my Muscle food delivery...... I'm ok for the month..... Just incase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry,will just have to settle for some french toast

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"I've sent the butler out for supplies. That was about an hour ago, I think the git ran off with ma money.

"

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm hungry,will just have to settle for some french toast "

Eggy bread??

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Just got my Muscle food delivery...... I'm ok for the month..... Just incase "

I've heard that's good quality..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got my Muscle food delivery...... I'm ok for the month..... Just incase

I've heard that's good quality.. "

All 5% or less.... and good value

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

We've been swimming, not in the sea I didn't wear stockings and regretted it on the way home. All stocked up here with banana cake and coffee. The essential supplies

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"We've been swimming, not in the sea I didn't wear stockings and regretted it on the way home. All stocked up here with banana cake and coffee. The essential supplies"

I'm afraid my swimming schedule had been pretty void since xmas!!

Soon it'll be spring!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Day 2 of being couped up...coffee supplies running low! This could turn into the shinning if it doesn't let up soon

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"We've been swimming, not in the sea I didn't wear stockings and regretted it on the way home. All stocked up here with banana cake and coffee. The essential supplies

I'm afraid my swimming schedule had been pretty void since xmas!!

Soon it'll be spring! "

I'm not a very good swimmer Mr N is much better but it keeps the joints moving . Roll on summer and we can brave the sea

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Day 2 of being couped up...coffee supplies running low! This could turn into the shinning if it doesn't let up soon "

God if I ran out of coffee

Are you actually snowed in in? Get yourself over to the 'who would you like to be snowed in with thread'

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Day 2 of being couped up...coffee supplies running low! This could turn into the shinning if it doesn't let up soon

God if I ran out of coffee

Are you actually snowed in in? Get yourself over to the 'who would you like to be snowed in with thread' "

Snowed in with Fooey who just made me a pot of coffee...safe for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next wave?! There's another!"

o/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like Emma is a proper slut...everyones had her recently. Most within the last twenty-four hours. Blows well but leaves you cold. Bitch.

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Day 2 of being couped up...coffee supplies running low! This could turn into the shinning if it doesn't let up soon "

Oooh no!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Seems like Emma is a proper slut...everyones had her recently. Most within the last twenty-four hours. Blows well but leaves you cold. Bitch.

"

Strumpet!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"We've been swimming, not in the sea I didn't wear stockings and regretted it on the way home. All stocked up here with banana cake and coffee. The essential supplies"

Yum I'm on way, freezing after checking on neighbours and going to shop lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Seems like Emma is a proper slut...everyones had her recently. Most within the last twenty-four hours. Blows well but leaves you cold. Bitch.

"

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"We've been swimming, not in the sea I didn't wear stockings and regretted it on the way home. All stocked up here with banana cake and coffee. The essential supplies

Yum I'm on way, freezing after checking on neighbours and going to shop lol "

Well done!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

We don't do anything as common as staying in the UK.

We have taken the private jet to warmer country.

Iceland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

I think I need to try making gumbo?? "

Tis tasty indeed! I'll cook some up and bring a load along to the summer beach party I reckon we should all attend!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave??

We don't do anything as common as staying in the UK.

We have taken the private jet to warmer country.

Iceland "

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

I think I need to try making gumbo??

Tis tasty indeed! I'll cook some up and bring a load along to the summer beach party I reckon we should all attend! "

Ooh beach party!! I reckon I might try a chicken and chorizo version one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I went shopping and bought shoes. I was out of bread and almost out of milk this morning and didn't have a panic.

Might pop to Lidl tomorrow for some essentials and do Morrisons on Monday.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Ok we are officially roughing it! The percolated coffee has run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave?? "

You forgot the Prosecco!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep stocked up yesterday nice hot chilli cooking

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok we are officially roughing it! The percolated coffee has run out "

Good grief darling, you'll have to drink Gold Blend!!

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Well I scraped the frozen rain off the car and I've got a nice Pinotage, a Malbec and a Sauvignon blanc, a plump duck breast to marinade, smoked haddock for my kedgeree, and chicken livers for the anorexic moggy, even a bag of coal for a roaring fire.....I'm all ready for the 12 o'clock kick off, bring it on again Emma!

Are you all stocked up for the next wave??

You forgot the Prosecco!.. "

It was on sale in Waitrose, I should've got a bottle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

I think I need to try making gumbo??

Tis tasty indeed! I'll cook some up and bring a load along to the summer beach party I reckon we should all attend!

Ooh beach party!! I reckon I might try a chicken and chorizo version one day! "

The only reason I am not doing that is because I had chicken yesterday (and I like a bit of variety)

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Nope. I went shopping and bought shoes. I was out of bread and almost out of milk this morning and didn't have a panic.

Might pop to Lidl tomorrow for some essentials and do Morrisons on Monday."

Do Morrisons? What all of them?

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

I think I need to try making gumbo??

Tis tasty indeed! I'll cook some up and bring a load along to the summer beach party I reckon we should all attend!

Ooh beach party!! I reckon I might try a chicken and chorizo version one day!

The only reason I am not doing that is because I had chicken yesterday (and I like a bit of variety) "

I can't take much shellfish....I'l wait for the chicken one to come round again lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ventured out to get bits to fix the boiler and stopped on the way to grab food for tonight. I'm making a gumbo. Nom!

I'll head out again tomorrow for more

I think I need to try making gumbo??

Tis tasty indeed! I'll cook some up and bring a load along to the summer beach party I reckon we should all attend!

Ooh beach party!! I reckon I might try a chicken and chorizo version one day!

The only reason I am not doing that is because I had chicken yesterday (and I like a bit of variety)

I can't take much shellfish....I'l wait for the chicken one to come round again lol! "

Turf not surf?... Okay, you get a special Frisky fish free dish then

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Ok we are officially roughing it! The percolated coffee has run out

Good grief darling, you'll have to drink Gold Blend!! "

It's a nightmare! The emergency response unit said see you next Tuesday when I rang it in, I can't wait till then

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By *risky_Mare OP   Woman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Ok we are officially roughing it! The percolated coffee has run out

Good grief darling, you'll have to drink Gold Blend!!

It's a nightmare! The emergency response unit said see you next Tuesday when I rang it in, I can't wait till then "

Can't you call the Paras, I hear they are helping out?

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