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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

where did u think babies came from when you were little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

storkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still little biatch xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im still little biatch xx "
panto season soon hun, cheer up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They turned up on our back doorstep in someone's arms ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were found under the mullberry bush.... well, it was summat to do with somebody's bush

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By *lirtypleasureWoman
over a year ago

worcester

Under gooseberry bush, tho we didn't have one in our garden

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

i thought babies came from needing a payrise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still little biatch xx panto season soon hun, cheer up "

Aye a bit more pin money i suppose xx

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im still little biatch xx panto season soon hun, cheer up

Aye a bit more pin money i suppose xx "
Hi ho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought babies came from needing a payrise?"

Na wrong kinda rise mate xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought babies came from needing a payrise?"

naaaaa powercuts mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still little biatch xx panto season soon hun, cheer up

Aye a bit more pin money i suppose xx Hi ho!!"

Nope more like i owe i owe so off ta work i go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a lady where she got her baby from, and she said at the hospital, and i said, can i get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked a lady where she got her baby from, and she said at the hospital, and i said, can i get one."

And what did she say ?? xx

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By *ano01Man
over a year ago

London

Tummys...No one ever told me the stalk thing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

They came from mummies tummy. I was just three when my sister was born so i can remember my mum carrying her. I used to sit on her knee and stroke my little brother or sister. Oh i was so cute back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where did u think babies came from when you were little? "

The Annoying Little Fucker Shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They came from mummies tummy. I was just three when my sister was born so i can remember my mum carrying her. I used to sit on her knee and stroke my little brother or sister. Oh i was so cute back then"

Our son has to sit next to Siren before bedtime and say 'hello' to his little sister. He won't go to bed until he says 'nite nite' to her either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The milkman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh i was so cute back then"

What happened...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked a lady where she got her baby from, and she said at the hospital, and i said, can i get one.

And what did she say ?? xx "

She just laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw my sister born so I knew where they came from.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum used to show us through nature pics in national geographic. it was easy enough to draw the parrallels.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

I really don't know to be honest, I can't remember.

Of course, now I know they come from petri dishes

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY YOUNGEST THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE MADE IN CLAY AND THEN YOU PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE heaven knows why still makes me laugh when she refused to fetch any clay work home from school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm so you are telling me they dont come from the cabbage patch?!!!

My niece thinks they come from tescos

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