FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t get it!? Help and advice please. LADIES ONLY!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

So why then when I clusterbomb every semi-presentable female within a 70 mile radius my detailed and graphic S&M scenario nobody bothers to reply? I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clinger!?! Clunge!!! Bloody auto carrot!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I've not looked at your profile and I can say one thing - NOT all woman are into Fifty Shades of Grey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have someone much better than Mr Grey

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Haven't looked at your profile but having read your post you're barking up the wrong tree. I can't think of anything worse than some pretentious bloke trying to exert control over someone least of all me!

When I receive messages such as those you be prob sent I hit delete instantly

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I've now read your profile.

Where are you planning on meeting the 99 year olds that will reply????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have someone much better than Mr Grey

It's Mr Orange isn't it... just cos he has a better helicopter than the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't know what they're missing.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have someone much better than Mr Grey

It's Mr Orange isn't it... just cos he has a better helicopter than the OP

Mr Magoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!"

Do you not see the humour in his post?

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Bwahahaha best comedy post of the week. And nary a mention of snow. Well done OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!"

Am I doing the whole Dom thing wrong then?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!

Do you not see the humour in his post? "

Only upon rereading it and realising who the OP was haha

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hahaha bravo OP

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I want a Mr Grey as much as I want John Major (The original Mr Grey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

Haven’t looked at your profile, but I can’t imagine any sane woman wanting a Mr Grey. He was a complete weirdo, stalker, creep, etc! I even have it specified on my profile that if you describe yourself in that way, you’re not for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't believe you're having fun at the expense of the poor menfolk.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Babs will be along shortly to chastise you, you used the ‘M’ word tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!

Do you not see the humour in his post?

Only upon rereading it and realising who the OP was haha "

Light bulb moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

He's more like Mr Beige.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

He's more like Mr Beige."

Hey, the colour of my cardigans was supposed to be our secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be less than semi presentable *wails

I would have loved to have been ruined in such a way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

He's more like Mr Beige.

Hey, the colour of my cardigans was supposed to be our secret!

And socks

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

He's more like Mr Beige.

Hey, the colour of my cardigans was supposed to be our secret!

And socks

Don’t forget his tinky winky warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knee deep in clinger! Autocorrect of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knee deep in clinger! Autocorrect of the day. "

I obviously don’t use the word often enough, my phone hasn’t learnt it yet!

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"I've now read your profile.

Where are you planning on meeting the 99 year olds that will reply????"

that's funny reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee deep in clinger! Autocorrect of the day.

I obviously don’t use the word often enough, my phone hasn’t learnt it yet!

Clinger is the new clunge! It will catch on. I know it.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

He's more like Mr Beige.

Hey, the colour of my cardigans was supposed to be our secret!

Wondered how long it would take you to come back on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've now read your profile.

Where are you planning on meeting the 99 year olds that will reply????"

Maybe they’ll play truant from the Bingo?

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Just be yourself and be creative with your own imagination. Finally if you're fab to meet women, have some respect and think about your comments.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Love an OP with a sense of humour!

Keep messaging, you'll get a bite soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many men think they are dom after watching certain film.

Your profile is blank and no pics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've now read your profile.

Where are you planning on meeting the 99 year olds that will reply????

Maybe they’ll play truant from the Bingo? "

Even in this weather they still turn up.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Knee deep in clinger! Autocorrect of the day.

I obviously don’t use the word often enough, my phone hasn’t learnt it yet!

You should have stuck with front bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres his balloon gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wheres his balloon gone?"

Come on Dash, read the title. LADIES ONLY!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many men think they are dom after watching certain film.

Your profile is blank and no pics .

Should I put up a willy pic? Tease the ladies with the weapon of destruction!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

You’re right op - you should be fighting the clinger off by now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many men think they are dom after watching certain film.

Your profile is blank and no pics .

Should I put up a willy pic? Tease the ladies with the weapon of destruction!

Yes please. Extreme closeup. Totally disembodied, just how we like ‘em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love my own Mr Grey he would have to be happy to switch though

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I've now read your profile.

Where are you planning on meeting the 99 year olds that will reply????

Maybe they’ll play truant from the Bingo? "

But if you can't accommodate or travel...

Backseat of your car?

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

Such a charmer and great profile Btw lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Too many men think they are dom after watching certain film.

Your profile is blank and no pics .

Should I put up a willy pic? Tease the ladies with the weapon of destruction!

I dare you.... Go on.... Reveal yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

Such a charmer and great profile Btw lol"

Thank you! I’m glad that you can see what a decent chap I am and what a great profile I have, yet I simply can’t understand why the local totty don’t bother replying??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send proof of the pussies that have been wrecked. Too many are all talk on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks. Whatever it is you're selling I don't want it

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

"
. I can see this last stint in the clink hasn’t encouraged you to reflect on how to approach the ladies of fab any more than the previous stints then

anyhow, how the devil are you, we’ve missed you around these parts, are you out on tag again

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" No thanks. Whatever it is you're selling I don't want it

You’re a tough negotiator! Ok, for you a 25% discount! But shh, don’t tell anyone else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

. I can see this last stint in the clink hasn’t encouraged you to reflect on how to approach the ladies of fab any more than the previous stints then

anyhow, how the devil are you, we’ve missed you around these parts, are you out on tag again

Mrs blue eyes

I have NO idea what you mean!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" No thanks. Whatever it is you're selling I don't want it

You’re a tough negotiator! Ok, for you a 25% discount! But shh, don’t tell anyone else! "

I don't buy discounted goods daaaaahhhhrrrrrling

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

. I can see this last stint in the clink hasn’t encouraged you to reflect on how to approach the ladies of fab any more than the previous stints then

anyhow, how the devil are you, we’ve missed you around these parts, are you out on tag again

Mrs blue eyes

I have NO idea what you mean!!

"
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Mrs blue eyes

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

This really made me chortle. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha bravo OP"

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

. I can see this last stint in the clink hasn’t encouraged you to reflect on how to approach the ladies of fab any more than the previous stints then

anyhow, how the devil are you, we’ve missed you around these parts, are you out on tag again

Mrs blue eyes

I have NO idea what you mean!!

Mrs blue eyes

**waves** cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ clinger....

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

. I can see this last stint in the clink hasn’t encouraged you to reflect on how to approach the ladies of fab any more than the previous stints then

anyhow, how the devil are you, we’ve missed you around these parts, are you out on tag again

Mrs blue eyes

I have NO idea what you mean!!

Mrs blue eyes

**waves** cookies?"
. Always for you beautiful lady

. Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" No thanks. Whatever it is you're selling I don't want it

You’re a tough negotiator! Ok, for you a 25% discount! But shh, don’t tell anyone else!

I don't buy discounted goods daaaaahhhhrrrrrling

Ok if you’re a premium only type of gal, then for you a 25% uplift in price ... but shhhh etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many men think they are dom after watching certain film.

Your profile is blank and no pics .

Should I put up a willy pic? Tease the ladies with the weapon of destruction!

Yes 10 inches covered in wax

I dare you.... Go on.... Reveal yourself!! "

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Bwahahaha best comedy post of the week. And nary a mention of snow. Well done OP

Beat me toit. The original post is comedy gold. I only hope it's irony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really made me chortle. Thanks

Lemonade?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"This really made me chortle. Thanks

Lemonade?

7up or sprite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This really made me chortle. Thanks

Lemonade?

7up or sprite?"

Or even that Christmassy J20 doodah with the glitter?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

)

I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

Damn! You are correct OP! I will put it on my profile, can we arrange some sort of contract, after all I would hate to see you banging on our bedroom window at 4 am and having to say....'so sorry, but Voyboys here to smash your pussy....yes I know you have work in the morning and a funeral in the afternoon but it will be a great story on Fab!'........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

)

I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

I’ll keep it to civil hours, I’ll give you a 12 hour time slot of when I might turn up, anytime between 7am and 7pm, so you’d better take a day off work just in case!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

)

I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

I’ll keep it to civil hours, I’ll give you a 12 hour time slot of when I might turn up, anytime between 7am and 7pm, so you’d better take a day off work just in case! "

At least a gentlemanly approach....tis a shame that some of these shameless harlots on site cannot appreciate this......a call to shameless harlots! We like you! Give us a chance

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Nice bum OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice bum OP

I know, right! Yet my inbox remains perpetually empty! I simply can’t fathom it! At all.

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By *rouble1110Woman
over a year ago

Cleveland

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

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I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

I’ll keep it to civil hours, I’ll give you a 12 hour time slot of when I might turn up, anytime between 7am and 7pm, so you’d better take a day off work just in case!

At least a gentlemanly approach....tis a shame that some of these shameless harlots on site cannot appreciate this......a call to shameless harlots! We like you! Give us a chance

So does that mean when you come to mine again Feliz I get two for the price of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, your plan has obviously backfired. Way to go cuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, your plan has obviously backfired. Way to go cuck!!"

I know dude!!

Thanks to those who have offered some profile advice as requested, thanks for nothing for those that haven’t!

Anyone fancy a fuck!?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"OP, your plan has obviously backfired. Way to go cuck!!

I know dude!!

Thanks to those who have offered some profile advice as requested, thanks for nothing for those that haven’t!

Anyone fancy a fuck!?

Go on then, it's Thursday after all, but do me a favour....... Leave your phone in the car - you know what happened last time!!!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’d properly teach you bitches who’s boss and totally wreck your pussies.

Plus this.... absolutely flippin vile! Who do you think you are? Try having some respect for women!

Am I doing the whole Dom thing wrong then?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Profile advice, write one and add some pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said ladies only for advice so I’m surprised anyone replied to your thread.

There ain’t no ladies on this site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You said ladies only for advice so I’m surprised anyone replied to your thread.

There ain’t no ladies on this site

I meant in the loosest possible sense of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile advice, write one and add some pics x"

Surely my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You said ladies only for advice so I’m surprised anyone replied to your thread.

There ain’t no ladies on this site

Not many with a sense of humour anyway.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Knee deep in clinger! Autocorrect of the day.

I obviously don’t use the word often enough, my phone hasn’t learnt it yet!

Clinger is the new clunge! It will catch on. I know it. "

Corporal clinger?

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over a year ago

So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in? "

Go on then .... it’s a quiet day

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in? "

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Oh dear.... I haven't read the full thread, just the first 10 or so comments, but it seems most don't recognise the tongue-in-cheek tone of your opening post OP

How badly savaged have you been???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear.... I haven't read the full thread, just the first 10 or so comments, but it seems most don't recognise the tongue-in-cheek tone of your opening post OP

How badly savaged have you been???

My bottom was definitely spanked, but shouldn’t I be the one doing the spanking as the Dom? Sometimes I just don’t get you ladies!!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Once I gets a woman on this site, OP is welcome to come and smash her pussy.....and he will get a great veri!

(The above statement is obviously an unlikely event but in the eventuality that.....oh feck! Lets just leave it there OP

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I did GCSE business studies and that right there looks like a binding contract to me, Mr Nelson! You have yourself a deal good Sir!

I’ll keep it to civil hours, I’ll give you a 12 hour time slot of when I might turn up, anytime between 7am and 7pm, so you’d better take a day off work just in case!

At least a gentlemanly approach....tis a shame that some of these shameless harlots on site cannot appreciate this......a call to shameless harlots! We like you! Give us a chance

So does that mean when you come to mine again Feliz I get two for the price of one

I will see what I can do, wink wink

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

said it time and time again, wonderful way to block people these posts are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

said it time and time again, wonderful way to block people these posts are"

and we’re so local too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All you ladies love the idea of a Mr Grey in your life, right?

Come on that’s got to be at least a little bit knicker-moistening, right?

So I don’t get why I haven’t been knee deep in clinger since I joined?

Is it my profile? What do you think of it? Can you give me any advice?

said it time and time again, wonderful way to block people these posts are"

Oh definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as Mr Grey became a sexual deviant by being seduced by Mrs Robison in the first instance, I suggest your problem is you need to go back to the beginning. Find an older lady to corrupt you properly, tie you up and spank your bottom, then have her way with you. Then you can progress to your pussy wrecking activities XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in? "

Now there’s an offer a lady can’t resist. Oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can assure you I have no clingers in my pants op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in? "

How about I dom you?

I'll whip your pathetic little ass before I make you prepare the strap on for a good hard shafting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who fancies a bit of Domming? I’ve heard all about 50 Shades so I’m pretty sure I’m now an expert on the subject.

I’ll tie you up on a leash and lead you around on all fours and slap your arse until you squeal like a pig. Who’s in?

How about I dom you?

I'll whip your pathetic little ass before I make you prepare the strap on for a good hard shafting.

now that all depends which of you is posting this!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can't believe you're having fun at the expense of the poor menfolk. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not looked at your profile and I can say one thing - NOT all woman are into Fifty Shades of Grey..."

Indeed not! Nor BDSM either.

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

Your mistake is in your first sentence.

You have assummed every lady wants a Mr Grey. That assumption alone tells me everything. If I wanted a dom it would be a real one not someone who jumps on the 50 shades of crap bandwagon.

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