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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's jack sparrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you can ask me one question. Which you’ve now used up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm so spineless that i need permission for everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s nice when someone says that to me.

It shows they have good manners and are polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

Why are you soooo damn sexy

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Sorry did I miss the question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me this on pof. He looked fit so I replied and it was it I preferred smooth or crunchy peanut butter (but sorry for the randomness of it )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this annoys me immensely, I usually reply you just did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never reply. I feel I would be too cutting in my response

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

It is so daft isn’t it?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them"

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that."

Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask . "

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

Yea, I always delete those too - don't take me for some pavlovian-click-bait-chick lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask . "

They always ask it though despite me gently explaining what an arse of message they just sent. I always delete them unread after reading them in the sent folder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate that! moronic...and the actual question's usually even more moronic.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy."

Nah, I can react how I like actually.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I usually say 'not really'

Or 'go on then'......usually get asked something like 'what are you wearing?'.....Zzzzzzzz!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy."

Sometimes the question is utterly debased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy."

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing "

What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy."

It's flipping annoying,they need to just spit the question out . I bet they ask before they kiss someone as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Sometimes the question is utterly debased "

Finding the actual question debased warrants a degree of annoyance but the original inquiry, albeit banal, wouldn’t reasonably produce an angry response. But hey ho, I don’t receive any volume of banal messages.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity "

Plum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes yes yes!!! Omg this is my absolute pet hate!

Just fucking ask the question. Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

It's flipping annoying,they need to just spit the question out . I bet they ask before they kiss someone as well."

I wouldn’t kiss someone I’d never kissed before without asking or pretty obvious permission. I prefer not to get slapped across the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was sent that I said ‘you just did!’ And he replied with...

‘Lol. Are you into animals? I like it when girls are’ and went into detail....reported and blocked!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes yes yes!!! Omg this is my absolute pet hate!

Just fucking ask the question. Jesus "

faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum "

see how easy that was too start a conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Nah, I can react how I like actually."

Sure you can. I’ve got better things to get annoyed about than something so trivial though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!"

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Nah, I can react how I like actually.

Sure you can. I’ve got better things to get annoyed about than something so trivial though"

Good for you, I don't think it's trivial though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation "

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy."

Men can't win - no matter what they mail, some women still get irate.

It would be great to stop men from mailing and make the women to send mail for a change.

Empty inboxes... they wouldn't like that at all!!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes "

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s nice when someone says that to me.

It shows they have good manners and are polite."

I don't want Mr polite in the bedroom so it's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya "

exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point "

Sorry what was your point again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? "

i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Men can't win - no matter what they mail, some women still get irate.

It would be great to stop men from mailing and make the women to send mail for a change.

Empty inboxes... they wouldn't like that at all!! "

This. I’ve suggested this before too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?"

It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?

It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself"

I don’t need any advice on how to run my account thanks, but I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I was referring to a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?

It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself

I don’t need any advice on how to run my account thanks, but I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I was referring to a man?"

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me this on pof. He looked fit so I replied and it was it I preferred smooth or crunchy peanut butter (but sorry for the randomness of it )"

Haha that is a very important question!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Men can't win - no matter what they mail, some women still get irate.

It would be great to stop men from mailing and make the women to send mail for a change.

Empty inboxes... they wouldn't like that at all!! "

This....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Sometimes the question is utterly debased

Finding the actual question debased warrants a degree of annoyance but the original inquiry, albeit banal, wouldn’t reasonably produce an angry response. But hey ho, I don’t receive any volume of banal messages."

They don't make me angry, they just make it unlikely I will respond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Sometimes the question is utterly debased

Finding the actual question debased warrants a degree of annoyance but the original inquiry, albeit banal, wouldn’t reasonably produce an angry response. But hey ho, I don’t receive any volume of banal messages.

They don't make me angry, they just make it unlikely I will respond. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

I like a bit of suspense... ask me tomorrow

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot "

Cheeky mare!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them"

Amuse yourself by blocking them ?

That must really annoy them ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

Cheeky mare!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block!!!

It’s the same with the guys that say, can I tell you what I want to do to you?

You had the chance in the first message....

You can only make a good first impression once

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

Cheeky mare!

"

You're not a cheeky mare you're a frisky mare

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

Cheeky mare!

You're not a cheeky mare you're a frisky mare "

I am - but did you realise all mares are girlies!?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

Cheeky mare!

You're not a cheeky mare you're a frisky mare

I am - but did you realise all mares are girlies!? "

I do indeed know that. He won’t mind being called a girlie

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them

I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask .

I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity

Plum see how easy that was too start a conversation

If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point

Sorry what was your point again? i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot

Cheeky mare!

You're not a cheeky mare you're a frisky mare

I am - but did you realise all mares are girlies!?

I do indeed know that. He won’t mind being called a girlie "

Haha, hairy great girlie!

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?

It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself

I don’t need any advice on how to run my account thanks, but I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I was referring to a man?

Fair enough "

The word you’re struggling to type is ‘sorry’.

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By *opsy Rogers OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Men can't win - no matter what they mail, some women still get irate.

It would be great to stop men from mailing and make the women to send mail for a change.

Empty inboxes... they wouldn't like that at all!! "

You know it was a man that sent that message do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I was wondering..

*leaves blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've forgotten the question

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside


"Haha this annoys me immensely, I usually reply you just did! "

Me too. Annoying as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

Men can't win - no matter what they mail, some women still get irate.

It would be great to stop men from mailing and make the women to send mail for a change.

Empty inboxes... they wouldn't like that at all!!

You know it was a man that sent that message do you?"

No-one would dare ask a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction

They are simply doing their best not to be pushy.

trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting!

Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes

How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question?

It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself

I don’t need any advice on how to run my account thanks, but I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I was referring to a man?

Fair enough

The word you’re struggling to type is ‘sorry’."

I’m not

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I never reply. I feel I would be too cutting in my response "

Exactly this!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

So basically reading tbrough this and seems best option is not to msg and wait to be msg'd? Gets out the tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So basically reading tbrough this and seems best option is not to msg and wait to be msg'd? Gets out the tissues "

Some women are nice. We're not all grumpy. Some of us aren't rude and reply to mails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I answer the nice polite or funny messages.As some have been thought of and i think its nice .But alot do ask me can i ask you what size your boobies are

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"I answer the nice polite or funny messages.As some have been thought of and i think its nice .But alot do ask me can i ask you what size your boobies are "

Your pics answer that question. Perfect size

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's the best way to respond I wonder...

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"What's the best way to respond I wonder... "

Respond to what?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I just reply

“You just did so game over”

Never once had a reply to responding like that to the annoyance that’s a message like that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's the best way to respond I wonder...

Respond to what? "

To a message that asks if they can ask you a question.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I just reply

“You just did so game over”

Never once had a reply to responding like that to the annoyance that’s a message like that "

I'll give that a go...

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"What's the best way to respond I wonder...

Respond to what?

To a message that asks if they can ask you a question."

I guess that depends on if you like the look of the profile. Im sure all the lovely ladies who are saing instant delete liked the profile pic would think twice about instant delete?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What's the best way to respond I wonder...

Respond to what?

To a message that asks if they can ask you a question.

I guess that depends on if you like the look of the profile. Im sure all the lovely ladies who are saing instant delete liked the profile pic would think twice about instant delete?"

That doesn’t make it any less tedious though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to word it differently if I am being a nosey fecker and want to know more (sometimes using that term) and wouldn't waste the effort of sending a message just having that question in it anyway.

I have recieved it from a few ladies though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway "

Mad innit!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway "

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway "

mate, the men will NEVER win on here whatever they do! Welcome to Fab!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

I'm just lost with what is the proper way to get chatting. Tried being nice. Send long msgs trying to engage. Instant delete. Send pic(not cock) delete. What is the best way to start talking to someone you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer

1hi profile name can I ask something? Or

2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out "

ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer

1hi profile name can I ask something? Or

2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention"

Both sound wimpy as f*ck.

I don’t think I should answer any messages today,I'm in a 'taking no prisoners' mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer

1hi profile name can I ask something? Or

2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention"

Or 3, come up with a bespoke message based on their profile information showing you have read it and taken it in and genuinely have a question rather than using said question as an in road to the contents of their nickers?

Ah, I don't know. I chat because I also actually enjoy conversing. So if I have a question then a rapport has already been established and I likely wouldn't have any inclination to request permission to be nosey.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

This

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway "

The can I ask you a question? Question fucks me off in general not just on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer

1hi profile name can I ask something? Or

2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention

Both sound wimpy as f*ck.

I don’t think I should answer any messages today,I'm in a 'taking no prisoners' mood "

check your inbox LOL

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

That’s being said I’m just going through a phase of being generally fucked off with everything anyway it’s why I’ve hidden my profile

Regardless of the message content it’s all inane bollocks to me at the moment

Doesn’t sounds pleasant but at least I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

I can't believe someone has seen through this bulletproof opening question icebreaker technique

I'll admit I tried it for a bit, with middling results. It seems women aren't likely to respond to any message, regardless of content, if they aren't impressed by your profile and pics. Who knew?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude"

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!"

I did

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!"

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Yeah we get those messages.

If I can be arsed to reply I just say you had one and you just used it,bye .

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!I did "

and you got an answer!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either. "

Patience grumpy...

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

Patience grumpy..."

Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who says women aren't empowered lol they should come on here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway "

It isn't just polite though - it's a way to try to con someone into answering.

I'm happy with 'Hello', if I like the profile I'll answer, if not I'll delete!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

Patience grumpy...

Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a "

One should alway's use an emoji,it aproves we aren't being serious

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either. "

And there's your answer!

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

Patience grumpy...

Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a

One should alway's use an emoji,it aproves we aren't being serious "

But you didnt use an emoji after calling me grumpy that another one rule for us type of things?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

Patience grumpy...

Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a

One should alway's use an emoji,it aproves we aren't being serious "

and I really didn't mean to use that emoji

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway

We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude

Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here.

So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?!

Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either.

Patience grumpy...

Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a

One should alway's use an emoji,it aproves we aren't being serious

But you didnt use an emoji after calling me grumpy that another one rule for us type of things? "

See Voyboys reply up above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit or swallow that is the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. "

where was the can I fuck u in my car question

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Spit or swallow that is the question"

Prefer a woman that will gargle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question"

Not had that one. Not a common request..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. "

ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?"

Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?

Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you. "

Love a woman who takes servicing duties serioulsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?

Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you.

Love a woman who takes servicing duties serioulsy "

(takes a little bow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?

Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you.

Love a woman who takes servicing duties serioulsy (takes a little bow)"

and pokes her eye out on my hard on

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions.

1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20%

2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15%

3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10%

4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5%

5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10%

6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card - 20%

7. Can I be your cissy cuckslut? - 20%.

There ya go, comprehensive research. where was the can I fuck u in my car question

Not had that one. Not a common request.. ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car?

Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you.

Love a woman who takes servicing duties serioulsy (takes a little bow)"

And goes straight on to my hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually reply with

Go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

Sorry, I live in the real world where people are nice to each other.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"I usually reply with

Go on "

Can i ask a question then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with

Go on "

Me too. It's not the end of the world is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with

Go on

Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. "

I say yes, but I might not answer you.

That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

I just send "You just did, bye"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I usually reply with

Go on

Me too. It's not the end of the world is it.

I say yes, but I might not answer you.

That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question. "

I've never had one of those considering my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with

Go on

Me too. It's not the end of the world is it.

I say yes, but I might not answer you.

That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question.

I've never had one of those considering my age."

and u look good for your age

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

“Can I ask you a question?”

This is literally the most annoying and least attractive thing anyone can say to you...

If they’re not my type, I just reply with, “No”

I am being mean... but it’ll hopefully make them realise they should’ve just started the conversation with their intended question, instead of asking a question about asking a question...

I had a mate who asked his girlfriend if he could ask her to marry him...

A week later, he proposed... I was there... it was awkward...

My advice to anyone who does this is... forget manners... you’re not being polite... you’re being annoying... really annoying...

Ask the question, and ask it politely... if you want to...

Example:

“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but I would like to know if you are into....?”

There’s nothing polite about being annoying... how can annoying someone ever be classed as being polite... ever?

Ha ha ha!

Sorry... but the OP posted something that really struck a chord with the rant section of my brain

Happy Sunday Everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually reply with

Go on

Me too. It's not the end of the world is it.

I say yes, but I might not answer you.

That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question.

I've never had one of those considering my age."

I've had a few.

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

This thread really cracks me up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"“Can I ask you a question?”

This is literally the most annoying and least attractive thing anyone can say to you...

If they’re not my type, I just reply with, “No”

I am being mean... but it’ll hopefully make them realise they should’ve just started the conversation with their intended question, instead of asking a question about asking a question...

I had a mate who asked his girlfriend if he could ask her to marry him...

A week later, he proposed... I was there... it was awkward...

My advice to anyone who does this is... forget manners... you’re not being polite... you’re being annoying... really annoying...

Ask the question, and ask it politely... if you want to...

Example:

“I hope you don’t mind me asking, but I would like to know if you are into....?”

There’s nothing polite about being annoying... how can annoying someone ever be classed as being polite... ever?

Ha ha ha!

Sorry... but the OP posted something that really struck a chord with the rant section of my brain

Happy Sunday Everyone "

Happy Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's the fecking question????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the fecking question????"

are you shaved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the fecking question????

are you shaved?"

Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the fecking question????

are you shaved?

Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow???"

shame..I only shag tight shaved fannies...gotta block ya now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the fecking question????

are you shaved?

Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow???

shame..I only shag tight shaved fannies...gotta block ya now "

Ha ha... such is life. I wouldn't want to mislead

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place."

Phoenix Nights relaunch party.

Customer to fortune teller; "£10 for two questions, thats a bit expensive isnt it?"

Fortune teller to customer; "Yes it is, whats your second question?"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question.

Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place.

Phoenix Nights relaunch party.

Customer to fortune teller; "£10 for two questions, thats a bit expensive isnt it?"

Fortune teller to customer; "Yes it is, whats your second question?""

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