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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() I'm ever so slightly more annoyed than that. | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() Do you not have a ickle bit of regret that you will die never knowing what he was gonna ask . ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() I don't know about the op,but I don’t because I know it'll be a plop question anyway. Like...What's your fav colour,that kinda thing ![]() | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." Yea, I always delete those too - don't take me for some pavlovian-click-bait-chick lol! ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() They always ask it though despite me gently explaining what an arse of message they just sent. I always delete them unread after reading them in the sent folder. | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() Nah, I can react how I like actually. | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() Sometimes the question is utterly debased ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() trouble is, the actual question is inevitably something incredibly pushy, intrusive, and sometimes almost entertainingly revolting! | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() What is your fav colour ? just out of curiosity ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() It's flipping annoying,they need to just spit the question out ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() Finding the actual question debased warrants a degree of annoyance but the original inquiry, albeit banal, wouldn’t reasonably produce an angry response. But hey ho, I don’t receive any volume of banal messages. | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plum ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() I wouldn’t kiss someone I’d never kissed before without asking or pretty obvious permission. I prefer not to get slapped across the face ![]() | |||
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"Yes yes yes!!! Omg this is my absolute pet hate! Just fucking ask the question. Jesus " faf? | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() see how easy that was too start a conversation ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() Sure you can. I’ve got better things to get annoyed about than something so trivial though | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() Ah well I guess it’s worth just blocking immediately then, but ithe initial question wouldn’t raise any more than rolling eyes ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() Good for you, I don't think it's trivial though. | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If that had been your first conversation with me I'd have blocked ya ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() How many times this week has a woman or a couple cluttered up your inbox with a 'can I ask you a question' question? | |||
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"I think it’s nice when someone says that to me. It shows they have good manners and are polite." I don't want Mr polite in the bedroom so it's a no from me ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() exacly . then you would of missed out on all my wit and charm . so proves my point ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry what was your point again? ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i dont know . it took you so long too reply ive forgot ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This. I’ve suggested this before too ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() It’s happened a few times in 8years on here. If it’s that regular then blocking all men seems like a good option and message those you are interested in yourself | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() I don’t need any advice on how to run my account thanks, but I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I was referring to a man? | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() Fair enough | |||
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"Someone asked me this on pof. He looked fit so I replied and it was it I preferred smooth or crunchy peanut butter (but sorry for the randomness of it ![]() Haha that is a very important question! ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This.... ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() They don't make me angry, they just make it unlikely I will respond. | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." I like a bit of suspense... ask me tomorrow ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheeky mare! | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() Amuse yourself by blocking them ? That must really annoy them ? ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're not a cheeky mare you're a frisky mare ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am - but did you realise all mares are girlies!? ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I do indeed know that. He won’t mind being called a girlie ![]() | |||
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"I either ignore those or just say no,then amuse myself by blocking them ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, hairy great girlie! ![]() | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() The word you’re struggling to type is ‘sorry’. | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You know it was a man that sent that message do you? | |||
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"Haha this annoys me immensely, I usually reply you just did! " Me too. Annoying as! | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No-one would dare ask a question. | |||
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"I think getting annoyed about it is a bit of an overreaction ![]() ![]() I’m not ![]() | |||
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"I never reply. I feel I would be too cutting in my response ![]() Exactly this! ![]() | |||
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"So basically reading tbrough this and seems best option is not to msg and wait to be msg'd? Gets out the tissues ![]() Some women are nice. We're not all grumpy. Some of us aren't rude and reply to mails. ![]() | |||
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"I answer the nice polite or funny messages.As some have been thought of and i think its nice .But alot do ask me can i ask you what size your boobies are ![]() Your pics answer that question. Perfect size ![]() | |||
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"What's the best way to respond I wonder... ![]() Respond to what? | |||
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"What's the best way to respond I wonder... ![]() To a message that asks if they can ask you a question. | |||
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"I just reply “You just did so game over” Never once had a reply to responding like that to the annoyance that’s a message like that " I'll give that a go... | |||
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"What's the best way to respond I wonder... ![]() I guess that depends on if you like the look of the profile. Im sure all the lovely ladies who are saing instant delete liked the profile pic would think twice about instant delete? | |||
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"What's the best way to respond I wonder... ![]() That doesn’t make it any less tedious though. | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway " ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway " We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ok do u like it up the bum it says in your profile you want to try new things _thats an instant block but it's a direct question to the point no farting around but in my opinion crass and rude | |||
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"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer 1hi profile name can I ask something? Or 2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention" Both sound wimpy as f*ck. I don’t think I should answer any messages today,I'm in a 'taking no prisoners' mood ![]() | |||
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"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer 1hi profile name can I ask something? Or 2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention" Or 3, come up with a bespoke message based on their profile information showing you have read it and taken it in and genuinely have a question rather than using said question as an in road to the contents of their nickers? ![]() | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." This ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway " The can I ask you a question? Question fucks me off in general not just on fab | |||
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"So my question ladies is which approach would you prefer 1hi profile name can I ask something? Or 2 hi profile name I saw your profile and thought mmm I'd love to know more but didn't know how to get your attention Both sound wimpy as f*ck. I don’t think I should answer any messages today,I'm in a 'taking no prisoners' mood ![]() check your inbox LOL | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." I can't believe someone has seen through this bulletproof opening question icebreaker technique ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() Presume you're talking metaphorically as I'm not a huge lover of things up my bottom,but look I don’t have any answers we're all different aren’t we all I know is that that particular question seems to be a bug bear of a fair few people on here. So if you have a question rather than asking someone if they can ask you a question which is just daft,why don't you just ask the damn question?! | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() I did ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() Cause if you ask the dam question you dont get a reply either. | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ![]() and you got an answer! | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() Patience grumpy... | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() Not being grumpy. Sorry should i have put a ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway " It isn't just polite though - it's a way to try to con someone into answering. I'm happy with 'Hello', if I like the profile I'll answer, if not I'll delete! ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ![]() One should alway's use an emoji,it aproves we aren't being serious ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() And there's your answer! ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ![]() ![]() But you didnt use an emoji after calling me grumpy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ![]() ![]() and I really didn't mean to use that emoji ![]() | |||
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"Fuck sake what a finicky bunch some one asked you a polite question a bit long winded maybe but FFS you ladies are always moaning about the lack of manners and when some one shows some you all bitch about it anyway We ladies don't want a wimp,if you have a question then stop fart arsing around and just ask it. Time is precious and short don't you know,just spit it out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() See Voyboys reply up above ![]() | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() where was the can I fuck u in my car question | |||
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"Spit or swallow that is the question" Prefer a woman that will gargle | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() Not had that one. Not a common request.. | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() ok I'll make it complete survey lol hi can I fuck you in my car? | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() Thank you for your response to our customer survey. Your valued comments really help us improve our service to you. | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() Love a woman who takes servicing duties serioulsy ![]() | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() ![]() ![]() and pokes her eye out on my hard on | |||
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"I always say yes to the ‘can I ask you a question. Here’s my report on the statistics of said questions. 1. ‘Would you meet an attached guy’ - 20% 2. ‘Would you be interested in sucking me off for money’ - 15% 3. ‘Can I buy your dirty knickers’ - 10% 4. Are you on the pill? (Bareback pregnancy risk angle) - 5% 5. ‘Can I come and lick your pussy for nothing in return’ - 10% 6. Can I do a photo shoot with you - I promise to delete all photos off my sd card ![]() ![]() ![]() And goes straight on to my hotlist ![]() | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." Sorry, I live in the real world where people are nice to each other. | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on " Can i ask a question then lol | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on " Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. " I say yes, but I might not answer you. That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question. | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." I just send "You just did, bye" | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. I say yes, but I might not answer you. That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question. " I've never had one of those considering my age. | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. I say yes, but I might not answer you. That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question. I've never had one of those considering my age." and u look good for your age | |||
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"I usually reply with Go on Me too. It's not the end of the world is it. I say yes, but I might not answer you. That's in case it's a can I call you mommy type question. I've never had one of those considering my age." I've had a few. | |||
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"“Can I ask you a question?” This is literally the most annoying and least attractive thing anyone can say to you... If they’re not my type, I just reply with, “No” I am being mean... but it’ll hopefully make them realise they should’ve just started the conversation with their intended question, instead of asking a question about asking a question... I had a mate who asked his girlfriend if he could ask her to marry him... ![]() ![]() ![]() Happy Sunday! | |||
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"So what's the fecking question???? are you shaved?" Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow??? | |||
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"So what's the fecking question???? are you shaved? Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow???" shame..I only shag tight shaved fannies...gotta block ya now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So what's the fecking question???? are you shaved? Not anywhere at the moment .... didn't you see the snow??? shame..I only shag tight shaved fannies...gotta block ya now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha... such is life. I wouldn't want to mislead ![]() | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place." Phoenix Nights relaunch party. Customer to fortune teller; "£10 for two questions, thats a bit expensive isnt it?" Fortune teller to customer; "Yes it is, whats your second question?" | |||
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"Not now, no. You had the chance when you sent me a question to ask if you could ask a question. Just fekking ask the fekking question in the first place. Phoenix Nights relaunch party. Customer to fortune teller; "£10 for two questions, thats a bit expensive isnt it?" Fortune teller to customer; "Yes it is, whats your second question?"" ![]() | |||
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