FabSwingers.com forum: Time wasters excuse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me you heard best excuse from time waster ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My dog ate the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t share face pics..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet wise had someone say they fell asleep and that's why they didn't turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t share face pics.."

this ones quite common

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well Mrs had a genuine one on Monday.

It was her fault.

Somehow she managed to end up in Basingstoke rather than Winchester.

I thought it was hilarious.

Her not so much !

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

They suggested a bar they use a lot and 30 mins before meet said they couldnt find it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They suggested a bar they use a lot and 30 mins before meet said they couldnt find it lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half way to them and they said sorry something has come up.. no worries you know no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just got text from my sis and can't make it. Saw you though. Another time?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found out my sister has cancer! I do honestly hope it was a lie though .

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

It's just too far (20 min drive)

I've wanked too much today so I'm tired

I wasn't sure you meant it when you said you wanted to meet

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I don’t share face pics..

this ones quite common "

But they want yours...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve lost my libedo and my doctor won’t give me any viagra.

Sorry I’ve just decided I’ve a very important meeting tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy say he could not come to a meet because his uncle (father's only brother) had died the day before.

Out of sympathy i said not to worry, we will try again. So a year later i invite him again.

He was VERY keen to come, then 2 days before the meet his uncle died. "Which one?" I asked. "Dad's only brother" he replied.

So i said "That is very sad, especially as he died last year as well."

He blocked me!!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Got to have a bloody good memory if you want to lie on here

Lmao

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By *iversong321Woman
over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"I had a guy say he could not come to a meet because his uncle (father's only brother) had died the day before.

Out of sympathy i said not to worry, we will try again. So a year later i invite him again.

He was VERY keen to come, then 2 days before the meet his uncle died. "Which one?" I asked. "Dad's only brother" he replied.

So i said "That is very sad, especially as he died last year as well."

He blocked me!!

That is sooooo funny! I wonder if he could go for a hat trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message come through two hours prior saying “ I’m on my way “ mobile data said x amount of miles away , then another message came through saying “ I’m in hospital with a broken shoulder “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family meal but then met someone else .Know blocked .why lie best be truthful .Always get caughty out on fab .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to have a bloody good memory if you want to lie on here

Lmao"

You’ll only get found out in the end one way or another!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just too far (20 min drive)

I've wanked too much today so I'm tired

I wasn't sure you meant it when you said you wanted to meet "

These are gold, I'll be using these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had what seemed like a super keen meet set up.

Mrs dressed to impress and then just a no show. No excuse nothing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I was on my way but felt unwell so went back home and I didn't think to let you know

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

On the other hand I had to tell a guy my daughter had gone into labour ( I was her birthing partner) .

He said il be quick !!!!???

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I had a guy say he could not come to a meet because his uncle (father's only brother) had died the day before.

Out of sympathy i said not to worry, we will try again. So a year later i invite him again.

He was VERY keen to come, then 2 days before the meet his uncle died. "Which one?" I asked. "Dad's only brother" he replied.

So i said "That is very sad, especially as he died last year as well."

He blocked me!!

You're very harsh. The poor man had lost the same family member TWICE! Have some compassion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her dad's ill ,oh yeah I thought

Two days later its a black estate car outta here time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the other hand I had to tell a guy my daughter had gone into labour ( I was her birthing partner) .

He said il be quick !!!!???

Everyone loves a chancer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet wise had someone say they fell asleep and that's why they didn't turn up "
me too

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

After providing a phone number, to arrange the exact location of the 6pm meet, several hours in advance, I message just after 6pm, saying that I've not heard.

'You didn't say that it was OK to phone you'

(He wouldn't give his number first and had had several days to arrange).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet wise had someone say they fell asleep and that's why they didn't turn up me too"
had a meet say they fell asleep that is

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Another one 'It's a bit too cold'

(It was summer and he was driving for about 10-15 minutes, or would have done, if he could have been bothered).

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Meet wise had someone say they fell asleep and that's why they didn't turn up me toohad a meet say they fell asleep that is

I've had a 'fell asleep' one too.

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

I don't use the chat rooms or chat on the phone!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A plethora of deaths also seems to encircle people who are about to meet -

Goldfish and a cat - separate people

Next door neighbour

Aunties

Niece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet wise had someone say they fell asleep and that's why they didn't turn up me toohad a meet say they fell asleep that is

I've had a 'fell asleep' one too. "

I hate when ppl mess me around to that point

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Woman of a couple contacts me.

35 messages in (during which we discussed arranging a social etc) she said she was only interested in her partner and never had any intention of meeting.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I used to keep a list of excuses as it was getting to the ridiculous stage. I know some were genuine as I subsequently met them or knew them beforehand. Not all were on Fab.

One guy stood me up as he ended up working on the Brad Pitt movie WWZ. He was part of the SWAT team as he had a firearms licence and could shoot the blanks. He also sourced props for them.

Another guy had a firework thrown at his car causing damage.

One guy ended up in hospital with shingles. I was all dressed up with nowhere to go. He was off work for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re not sharing face pic- I do not send one first, and I'll only send it to people I have agreed to meet.

Also, I hate chatting on the phone and prefer not to give away my number.

Does those two personal preferences make me a time waster? If yes, then so be it- I am a fake and a time waster.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I experienced a time waster at a meet! He said he was too tired to do anything as he had been cleaning all morning, said he couldn’t even raise a smile! What a waste of time donning a black basque and stockings!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I was chatting to a guy who was going to come over for a date we'd set ages ago. Even said to him when I was chatting to him on the day "see you tonight". Never showed.

When I accidentally bumped into him a few weeks later his excuse was "I didn't know it was THAT night"

That was a night we'd rented a flat with a bunch of people, so wasn't sitting on my own thankdfully. He's actually still on my friends list. Think it's about time he comes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I experienced a time waster at a meet! He said he was too tired to do anything as he had been cleaning all morning, said he couldn’t even raise a smile! What a waste of time donning a black basque and stockings! "

Sometimes people arnt worth the effort

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"I was chatting to a guy who was going to come over for a date we'd set ages ago. Even said to him when I was chatting to him on the day "see you tonight". Never showed.

When I accidentally bumped into him a few weeks later his excuse was "I didn't know it was THAT night"

That was a night we'd rented a flat with a bunch of people, so wasn't sitting on my own thankdfully. He's actually still on my friends list. Think it's about time he comes off

*thankfully

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

I had to cancel a meet with a couple , after a phone call saying the alarm at work had gone off .

Meet was for 1am

Home at 5am, alarm finally sorted they messaged me come now .

I had to tell them the mood has gone , but thanks anyway .

The abuse i got .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found out my sister has cancer! I do honestly hope it was a lie though ."

I had to cancel meets because my son had cancer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a different guy say he was busy and forgot we were going to meet

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just found out my sister has cancer! I do honestly hope it was a lie though .

I had to cancel meets because my son had cancer. "

I wouldn’t ever query such a reason as it is very plausible...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a real date

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Period. It's always a period.

Except when it's a sick kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just too far (20 min drive)

I've wanked too much today so I'm tired

I wasn't sure you meant it when you said you wanted to meet "

I was tired that day I said that though forearm was killing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a regular meet I’ve had

Friend is coming to help move furniture

Just had my cock pierced

And I’m sorry I didn’t think you were serious about coming tonight I’ve had too much to drink I’ll suffer floppy cock !

I think that’s the three strikes and out

A random been chatting a while arranged a meet he say he’s here but doesn’t feel it’s safe to leave the car in this area

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By *irlyboyconorTV/TS
over a year ago

Cork

Had a guy cancel on me because he just came.

Least he was honest I guess.

At least some of them give you a half baked excuse. The amount I've had not bother telling me is crazy. The conveniently going offline for hours is a popular choice it seems.

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

"Tell me you heard best excuse from time waster ? "
ours was " can't come as my flat mate has given me 2 weeks to move out " ...... Only wanted a quicky !!! Myself and hubby found it funny

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth OYO Hotel

Was hoping to see someone tonight but this is true, my car is completely dead

its been playing up for a while n I think the battery was going senile and now died. So that's that then and no money left for anything, including food or taxi till Fri.

Meet wasn't set in stone yet though? :/

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Was hoping to see someone tonight but this is true, my car is completely dead

its been playing up for a while n I think the battery was going senile and now died. So that's that then and no money left for anything, including food or taxi till Fri.

Meet wasn't set in stone yet though? :/"

Ah yeah, the broken car..... Heard that many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A plethora of deaths also seems to encircle people who are about to meet -

Goldfish and a cat - separate people

Next door neighbour

Aunties

Niece"

You too? I worry sometimes at all the terrible things the happen to guys just because they are coming to one of my meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatted to a couple over a period of weeks. They were keen, pushing to meet and we had quite a few explicit chats. Then we exchange some messages about meeting the next day - the practical stuff about where when directions best roads to avoid snow problems etc - and they accuse me of "not sounding very keen". We're discussing travel arrangements ffs! Yet more fantasists.

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth OYO Hotel

Cars still fubared that's my excuse. Walked 2 miles to Halfords in snow, no gloves or hat, to find it was shut. Can't push start it cos my drive is down hill n I can't get it up onto the road, too slippy. Called RAC but they're off the scale busy with all the people crashing, cant even take the battery out because it needs a power device to undo the locking nuts, and they're rusted. At least I tried?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"It's just too far (20 min drive)

I've wanked too much today so I'm tired

I wasn't sure you meant it when you said you wanted to meet

I was tired that day I said that though forearm was killing

Haha your tongue works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to have a bloody good memory if you want to lie

Lmao"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling me work is so busy he really has to cancel. He won't be using this account for some time...

Checks account two days later "last online 5 minutes ago"

***to be fair he did cancel in enough time for me to cancel my booked time off work so I have to give credit there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has anyone of you just thought that maybe on a second glance the other person was turned off, it happen to me on the pics she was lovely ts lady, in reality she was a fucking bear, and i point blank said that, you're nothing like your profile, you're a dog, see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has anyone of you just thought that maybe on a second glance the other person was turned off, it happen to me on the pics she was lovely ts lady, in reality she was a fucking bear, and i point blank said that, you're nothing like your profile, you're a dog, see you

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

omg these are well funny..please keep em coming

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

All them animal transformations .......sounds like you met Manimal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to have a bloody good memory if you want to lie on here

Lmao"

Oh I have an excellent memory and really enjoy making liars squirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you meet them face to face? If so, in my book, you are not a timewaster.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Yeah gotta love the I need to sort my life out line

. Taking some time out *hides profile*

As on friends list can see constantly on haha

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