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whose got the biggest haemorrhoids ?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Take your time here.... don't all pile into the thread at once!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I hope this thread isn't left hanging.

Be a shame for it to bottom out.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

peel me a grape

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've often wpndered if rimmers find haemorrhoids a turn off or if they get excited at having something extra to play with.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

giggles .. never had a haemoroid in my life .. I hear the cream is good for wrinkles tho. shrinks them apparently

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

bum....p

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A poor question.

It's easy to see that the vast majority of posters on here have never had haemorrhoids.

Because they're perfect arseholes.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Anyone fancy some M&S rocky road bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see….!. I saw the title….!.…… I tried to resist….!....... But I had to look …….!. and now I’ve got the disturbing memory of a very questionable photo which was posted and removed on this site, quite a while back,,,,,

but now it's horrendous mental image is burning my eyeballs out again…….!, OMG…… argah ishhhhhhhh ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a connoisseur of haemorrhoids, I have seen many close up pics of the onset of them. A little tip perhaps would be to never take a bending over close up arsehole pic if you've been struggling and straining to pass faeces over the previous day or so.

If you've had a nice week of passing soft stools with no extra pushing required, that's the time to whip the camera out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see….!. I saw the title….!.…… I tried to resist….!....... But I had to look …….!. and now I’ve got the disturbing memory of a very questionable photo which was posted and removed on this site, quite a while back,,,,,

but now it's horrendous mental image is burning my eyeballs out again…….!, OMG…… argah ishhhhhhhh ….

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Ohhhhh Soxy. When I thought I`d bannished that image forever you just had to cast it up again. Cheers for that

The thread was under the heading of "WTF", but its been deleted......... It was funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that in circles they are referred to as "speed bumps?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true that in circles they are referred to as "speed bumps?" "

should have read

Is it true that in GAY circles they are referred to as "speed bumps?"

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Anyone fancy some M&S rocky road bits?"

Now you are just being bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say that these threads are much more exciting than the 'would you do something to the one above, below, next door' threads.

As for piles, sorry, we've got parquet flooring throughout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my huge 1 surgically removed yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You see….!. I saw the title….!.…… I tried to resist….!....... But I had to look …….!. and now I’ve got the disturbing memory of a very questionable photo which was posted and removed on this site, quite a while back,,,,,

but now it's horrendous mental image is burning my eyeballs out again…….!, OMG…… argah ishhhhhhhh ….

Ohhhhh Soxy. When I thought I`d bannished that image forever you just had to cast it up again. Cheers for that

The thread was under the heading of "WTF", but its been deleted......... It was funny though. "

OMG..... please don't remind me..... That image is permanently etched into my subconscious……

In fact I've now found myself considering these courses of drastic action….

Either investing in sessions of hypnotherapy to help blank out the memory,,,, or engaging a firm of no win no fee solicitors to mount a compensation claim against whoever was ultimately responsible for putting it in the public domain without an attached warning……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take your time here.... don't all pile into the thread at once!"

I know I know I got the answer by text

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had my huge 1 surgically removed yrs ago "

Now my toes are curling...ooops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my huge 1 surgically removed yrs ago "

Yep ..... I got divorced from an arsehole too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well actually there is this profile I've seen a couple of times now and all I can say is why oh why is HE bending over...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well actually there is this profile I've seen a couple of times now and all I can say is why oh why is HE bending over........... "

I seem to remember a picture pass through the newest photo's gallery and I thought ...... Why?..... don't they know?...... can't they feel them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my huge 1 surgically removed yrs ago

Yep ..... I got divorced from an arsehole too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well actually there is this profile I've seen a couple of times now and all I can say is why oh why is HE bending over........... "

I saw the same profile, and thought id missed some peculiar fetish!!!

was getting worried i was turning vanilla as id found a new fetish id never heard of!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well actually there is this profile I've seen a couple of times now and all I can say is why oh why is HE bending over........... "

How do you know it was a 'he'... those may not have been testicles hanging down.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Let's not make it about other people's actual profiles hey..... you may of course nominate yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well actually there is this profile I've seen a couple of times now and all I can say is why oh why is HE bending over...........

How do you know it was a 'he'... those may not have been testicles hanging down."

Well if it wasn't boy does she need an ass shave xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just a thought, painful though it is, but if Soapy had piles, wouldn't it be like having yer own inbuilt spacehoppers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Just a thought, painful though it is, but if Soapy had piles, wouldn't it be like having yer own inbuilt spacehoppers? "

I love you too xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There is a picture of someones arse on here and its not piles but it definetly isnt normal

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have seen some huge ones on here , put me orf me tea they did

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